101 Fun Petty Ways To Annoy Your Cat

Author : Jim Erskine
Publisher : Rolling Donut Press
ISBN 13 : 9780998999555
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.55/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 101 Fun and Petty Ways to Annoy Your Cat written by Jim Erskine and published by Rolling Donut Press. This book was released on 2018-02-15 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We put up with a lot of crap from our cats because they are part of our family. And despite their often irritating behavior and snooty attitude, we still love them. But wouldn't it be nice to occasionally give them a taste of their own medicine? Now you can! In this delightfully wicked collection you'll find dozens of hilarious and creative ways to embarrass and annoy your cat, like: teaching them how to twerk, how to sign their own name, or the proper way to fly. Whether you serenade your cat with its very own theme song when they enter the room, put cotton balls in their food dish, or pretend they are a ventriloquist's dummy, 101 Fun & Petty Ways to Annoy Your Cat is the perfect way to put your favorite feline in its place and a smile on your face. And for the record: This is a humor book, not a "how to" guide.

Author : Jim Erskine
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781983485176
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.79/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 101 Ridiculously Fun Ways to Annoy Your Cat written by Jim Erskine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-01-05 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for that purrfect gift for your favorite CAT LOVER? Aaaaaa!! You've found it!!! Your cat's #1 purpose in life is to annoy you. Now it's time for payback! We put up with a lot of crap from our cats because they are part of our family. And despite their often irritating behavior and snooty attitude, we still love them. But wouldn't it be nice to occasionally give them a taste of their own medicine? Now you can! In this delightfully wicked collection you'll find dozens of hilarious and creative ways to embarrass and annoy your cat - like teaching them how to twerk, how to sign their own name, or the proper way to fly. Whether you serenade your cat with its very own theme song when they enter the room, put cotton balls in their food dish, or pretend they are a ventriloquist's dummy, 101 Ridiculously Fun Ways to Annoy Your Cat is the perfect way to put your favorite feline in its place and a smile on your face. And for the record: This is a humor book, not a "how to" guide. The author (a cat lover, not a cat hater) does not condone the physical abuse of any animal whatsoever - and reminds readers to always keep in mind how much silliness any pet is willing to take from you before the cat poop hits the fan. And never forget to hug and make up after play time is done. Happy annoying!

Author : Alison Green
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0399181814
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.18/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Ask a Manager written by Alison Green and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together

Author : Robert Greene
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0670881465
Total Pages : 481 pages
Book Rating : 4.68/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The 48 Laws of Power written by Robert Greene and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2023-10-31 with total page 481 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Amoral, cunning, ruthless, and instructive, this multi-million-copy New York Times bestseller is the definitive manual for anyone interested in gaining, observing, or defending against ultimate control – from the author of The Laws of Human Nature. In the book that People magazine proclaimed “beguiling” and “fascinating,” Robert Greene and Joost Elffers have distilled three thousand years of the history of power into 48 essential laws by drawing from the philosophies of Machiavelli, Sun Tzu, and Carl Von Clausewitz and also from the lives of figures ranging from Henry Kissinger to P.T. Barnum. Some laws teach the need for prudence (“Law 1: Never Outshine the Master”), others teach the value of confidence (“Law 28: Enter Action with Boldness”), and many recommend absolute self-preservation (“Law 15: Crush Your Enemy Totally”). Every law, though, has one thing in common: an interest in total domination. In a bold and arresting two-color package, The 48 Laws of Power is ideal whether your aim is conquest, self-defense, or simply to understand the rules of the game.

Author : Kaori Tsutaya
Publisher : Quirk Books
ISBN 13 : 1594746893
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.95/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Crafting with Cat Hair written by Kaori Tsutaya and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2013-05-21 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Got fur balls? Are your favorite sweaters covered with cat hair? Do you love to make quirky and one-of-a-kind crafting projects? If so, then it’s time to throw away your lint roller and curl up with your kitty! Crafting with Cat Hair shows readers how to transform stray clumps of fur into soft and adorable handicrafts. From kitty tote bags and finger puppets to fluffy cat toys, picture frames, and more, these projects are cat-friendly, eco-friendly, and require no special equipment or training. You can make most of these projects in under an hour—with a little help, of course, from your feline friends!

Author : Jem Vanston
Publisher : Troubador Publishing Ltd
ISBN 13 : 178088589X
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.96/5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Cat Called Dog written by Jem Vanston and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2013-09-01 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dog is a cat- the only problem is that he doesn't behave like one! Instead he wags his tail, sticks out his tongue and yaps in a manner which is distinctly puppyish. Something has to be done! The pride of cats is at stake - the shame of an entire species a consequence of allowing a feline to behave in such a disgraceful canine manner.

Author : Sarah Hogle
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593085426
Total Pages : 385 pages
Book Rating : 4.24/5 ( download)

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Download or read book You Deserve Each Other written by Sarah Hogle and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When your nemesis also happens to be your fiancé, happily ever after becomes a lot more complicated in this wickedly funny, lovers-to-enemies-to-lovers romantic comedy debut. Naomi Westfield has the perfect fiancé: Nicholas Rose holds doors open for her, remembers her restaurant orders, and comes from the kind of upstanding society family any bride would love to be a part of. They never fight. They’re preparing for their lavish wedding that's three months away. And she is miserably and utterly sick of him. Naomi wants out, but there's a catch: whoever ends the engagement will have to foot the nonrefundable wedding bill. When Naomi discovers that Nicholas, too, has been feigning contentment, the two of them go head-to-head in a battle of pranks, sabotage, and all-out emotional warfare. But with the countdown looming to the wedding that may or may not come to pass, Naomi finds her resolve slipping. Because now that they have nothing to lose, they're finally being themselves—and having fun with the last person they expect: each other.

Author : Heather Petty
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1481423045
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.45/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Lock & Mori written by Heather Petty and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In modern-day London, sixteen-year-old Miss James "Mori" Moriarty is looking for an escape from her recent past and spiraling home life when she takes classmate Sherlock Holmes up on his challenge to solve a murder mystery.

Author : James Augustus Henry Murray
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1104 pages
Book Rating : 4.57/5 ( download)

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Download or read book A New English Dictionary on Historical Principles written by James Augustus Henry Murray and published by . This book was released on 1926 with total page 1104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Naguib Mahfouz
Publisher : Anchor
ISBN 13 : 1101974664
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.67/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Midaq Alley written by Naguib Mahfouz and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2016-06-15 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Widely acclaimed as Naguib Mahfouz's best novel, Midaq Alley brings to life one of the hustling, teeming back alleys of Cairo in the 1940s. From Zaita the cripple-maker to Kirsha the hedonistic cafe owner, from Abbas the barber who mistakes greed for love to Hamida who sells her soul to escape the alley, from waiters and widows to politicians, pimps, and poets, the inhabitants of Midaq Alley vividly evoke Egypt's largest city as it teeters on the brink of change. Never has Nobel Prize-winner Mahfouz's talent for rich and luxurious storytelling been more evident than here, in his portrait of one small street as a microcosm of the world on the threshold of modernity.