Beardo

Author : David Stansfield
Publisher : PublishAmerica
ISBN 13 : 1424124042
Total Pages : 49 pages
Book Rating : 4.46/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Amazing Adventures of Boogie One Shoe and Munch the Mouse written by David Stansfield and published by PublishAmerica. This book was released on 2006-02 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Amazing Adventures of Boogie One Shoe and Munch the Mouse is the first in a series of children's books about an elegant left shoe and a rapping mouse! Giorgio, a left shoe, gets separated from his right shoe sister Giorgia when he falls from Roma, a great ship bound for Italy. He manages to swim ashore to the coast of France where he meets up with Munch, a cheese-loving rapper. After seeing Giorgio dance, Munch renames him Boogie One Shoe. The two set off on a great adventure through Europe to try to catch up with Giorgia when the good ship Roma pays a brief visit to Genoa. On route they meet up with a host of exciting characters. They include the fat, dirty, and potentially dangerous Mr. Smelfutodor, Sergio the giant Salami, Beardo--a singing goat--and a mystical boy who appears on top of a mountain.

Author : David J. Schow
Publisher : Crossroad Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Crypt Orchids written by David J. Schow and published by Crossroad Press. This book was released on 2016-11-14 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Crime. Psychos. Trashed relationships. Tainted love. Murder. Sinister plots. Evil connivances. Men in Suits with a Plan. Bizarre flap copy. Not to mention hustlers, losers, cutthroats, gun fetishists, homicidal hitchhikers, demented road-hogs, serial killer impersonators, government torturers, and a Ripper named Jack. Vaudevillians (shudder). Welcome to Crypt Orchids, where you'll also meet a cantankerous celebrity man-fish, a horror movie host who deals in the real thing, an innocent victim of a TV test screening, persnickety aliens with testicle-heads, a werewolf with a prosthetic paw, a Mikey who does, in fact, hate everything, a hit man named Mister Bart, and a temperamental geezer with a lot to say about the environment and skinning people alive. Crypt Orchids, is a collection of short stories by award-winning multi media author David J. Schow, a gathering of foreboding fiction that grabs the cutting edge barehanded, damns the spray of blood, and stays right in your face “until you want to go down on your knees and mumble for mercy,” according to best-selling author John Farris. As Robert Bloch once said … it takes balls to make Crypt Orchids. Enter and be enthralled. The Management assumes no responsibility for parts of you left behind. Contents: “Look Out He's Got a Knife” (Introduction) by Robert Bloch“Action”“Pick Me Up”“Dusting the Flowers”Hollywood Triptych(a) “Gills”(b) “Seeing Things”(c) “(Melodrama)”“Scoop Bites the Dust”“Final Performance” (stage adaptation of “The Final Performance” by Robert Bloch)“Jeff and Linda”“A Punch in the Doughnut”“Refrigerator Heaven”“Penetration”“The Incredible True Facts in the Case”“Look Out He's Got a Knife … Again!” (Afterword)

Author : Tim Powers
Publisher : Open Road Media
ISBN 13 : 1480434019
Total Pages : 431 pages
Book Rating : 4.11/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Two Science Fiction Adventures written by Tim Powers and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2013-07-30 with total page 431 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two novels by a World Fantasy and Philip K. Dick Award winner who “writes action and adventure that Indiana Jones could only dream of” (The Washington Post). At the start of his celebrated career—before his widespread acclamation as one of the most original contemporary fantasists in America—Tim Powers published a pair of exciting science fiction adventures. Long considered lost classics, these two novels were early indications that a true master had arrived on the science fiction/fantasy scene. In The Skies Discrowned, a young artist and swordsman becomes a political criminal, marked for death after witnessing an assassination. Francisco Rovzar’s strange odyssey through his planet’s lawless underworld and his transformation from naïve young boy to hardened freedom fighter is an intriguing adventure with action on every page. An Epitaph in Rust unfolds in a grim future Los Angeles, following a young man who escapes a bleak life of servitude in a monastery. Hunted for a seemingly insignificant transgression in a city driven mad by the mayor’s explosive destruction and the subsequent murderous rampage of the android police, young Thomas finds refuge with a troupe of actors who have more than Shakespeare on their minds.

Author : John Tamar
Publisher : Strategic Book Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1609761537
Total Pages : 291 pages
Book Rating : 4.30/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 1,001 Drunk Acts written by John Tamar and published by Strategic Book Publishing. This book was released on 2011-09 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "What can be said about the author that is not already on record in the court of law in Colorado, Washington, North Carolina, Idaho, and Maine? Any person foolish enough to try any of the acts talked about in this book is an idiot and should be in a mental institute, or at the very least alcoholics' anonymous. This is a great book to give to the youth of America just so...they know that there is a John Tamar out there and they know things could be so much worse. I, for one, am truly ashamed that this man is still free to roam around the streets without having any warning signs for the rest of society." - Beardo Tensley"John has always been one that believes if you can dream it you can do it. Reading the pages inside, you learn how John became a highly skilled author/athlete slashy, and inspires all readers to do things sober they have once done drunk." - Anthony C. Jones"If you read this book you will find out why my wife and I have so much gray hair. Our son kept us up many nights wondering what he was up to in the middle of the night. This is a must read book to see what your children may be up to. Love, Mom and Dad"Author Bio: Author John Tamar wrote this book not to inspire a bunch of drunks to try to replicate what he and his friends have done, but to make you laugh and look back at the crazy times in your life.Publisher's website: http: //SBPRA.com/JohnTamar

Author : Kathleen Founds
Publisher : University of Iowa Press
ISBN 13 : 1609382838
Total Pages : 182 pages
Book Rating : 4.34/5 ( download)

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Download or read book When Mystical Creatures Attack! written by Kathleen Founds and published by University of Iowa Press. This book was released on 2014-10 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects humorous, whimsical, and strange stories that combine unusual subject matter with emotional expression and exhibit a broad diversity of form.

Author : Jill Williamson
Publisher : Novel Teen Press
ISBN 13 : 0998523046
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.40/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Thirst written by Jill Williamson and published by Novel Teen Press. This book was released on 2019-11-21 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The end of the world is only the beginning. A waterborne disease has contaminated the world’s fresh water, decimating the human race. Seventeen-year-old Eli McShane and his friends flee the chaos and violence in Phoenix and journey north toward the rumored location of a safe water source. They add several to their number, including the mysterious Hannah, who is being hunted by a dangerous man. Desperation brings out the worst in many of the travelers, infecting even those closest to Eli. When division comes, will he be able to hold his group together or will each fall victim to their own thirst for survival? Join some old friends from Glenrock and Jack's Peak in this thrilling first book of the Thirst Duology. Best-selling author Jill Williamson has brought back the breathtaking suspense of The Safe Lands series in this chilling prequel that will leave readers panting for the next installment. Print length: 270 pages.

Author : S.D. Perry
Publisher : Titan Books (US, CA)
ISBN 13 : 1789097320
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.20/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Uncharted: The Official Movie Novelization written by S.D. Perry and published by Titan Books (US, CA). This book was released on 2022-02-22 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The official novelization of the hotly anticipated Uncharted, the new movie featuring Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg adapting the bestselling video game series. FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD Nathan Drake has always been obsessed with treasure, and with the places out there that you can’t find on any map. They aren’t gone, just lost. When Victor “Sully” Sullivan approaches Nate with a clue that could lead them to “the greatest treasure never found,” the two embark on an epic adventure that spans the globe. Together, they must track down the missing fortune…and possibly find Nate’s long-lost brother along the way. Uncharted: The Official Movie Novelization tells the origin story of Nathan Drake, inspired by the best-selling video game series UNCHARTED.

Author : Tim Galbraith
Publisher : FriesenPress
ISBN 13 : 1039106838
Total Pages : 433 pages
Book Rating : 4.33/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Last Show on Earth written by Tim Galbraith and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2021-09-28 with total page 433 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nearly ten years since the rapture and humanity is no longer the top of the food chain. God has taken his followers to heaven and left demons to rule earth in his wake. Those left behind seek to find either redemption in the eyes of their creator or revenge against him. An amnesiac awakens amongst those who are seeking redemption. They offer to help him find out who or what he is as he discovers an unexplainable ability in his attempts to protect them. A set of brothers have an item that they believe can bring them face to face with God to make him answer for crimes against humanity. Shining through the darkness, a group of survivors has come together under the lights of the last piece of entertainment left on this world, a traveling carnival, led by a mysterious and enigmatic man who has dubbed himself “The Queen.” These stories interweave with each other on their individual journeys through post-rapture Earth before they find their way to the City of God and face down their creator.

Author : Adam Rex
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 1484731689
Total Pages : 282 pages
Book Rating : 4.80/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The True Meaning of Smekday written by Adam Rex and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2015-02-04 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hilarious, genre-bending novel from bestselling author Adam rex that inspired the blockbuster feature film Home -- fully illustrated with "photos," drawings, newspaper clippings, and comics sequences. When twelve-year-old Gratuity ("Tip") Tucci is assigned to write five pages on "The True Meaning of Smekday" for the National Time Capsule contest, she's not sure where to begin; when her mom started telling everyone about the messages aliens were sending through a mole on the back of her neck? Maybe on Christmas Eve, when huge bizarre spaceships descended on Earth and the aliens -- called Boov -- abducted her mother? Or when the Boov declared Earth a colony, renamed it "Smekland" (in honor of glorious Captain Smek), and forced all Americans to relocate to Florida via rocketpod? In any case, Gratuity's story is much, much bigger than the assignment. It involves her unlikely friendship with a renegade Boov mechanic named J.Lo; a futile journey south to find Gratuity's mother at the Happy Mouse Kingdom; a cross-country road trip in a hovercar called Slushious; and an outrageous plan to save the Earth from yet another alien invasion.

Author : Skylar Schaff
Publisher : Acrylics139
ISBN 13 : 9781735837345
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.42/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Beardo and the Weirdo written by Skylar Schaff and published by Acrylics139. This book was released on 2021-10-31 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This story tells of a village of furry creatures who are thriving in an unlikely place. One day they are displaced and forced to seek refuge elsewhere. Will they find a home as cozy as the one they once knew?