German Men Sit Down To Pee And Other Insights In German Culture

Author : MR Niklas Frank
Publisher : Hj Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780995481305
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.0X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book German Men Sit Down to Pee and Other Insights Into German Culture written by MR Niklas Frank and published by Hj Publishing. This book was released on 2016-06-02 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Germany, a country where you should always wait at the red man, show up on time for your wedding, and be extremely suspicious if anyone offers you a doughnut. 'German men sit down to pee' is a tongue-in-cheek guidebook to German culture that highlights the rules Germans consciously and unconsciously follow, while trying to make a little sense of it all along the way. Why, for example, mowing your lawn on a Sunday will mean getting an earful from your neighbour, but lie naked in the middle of a public park and nobody will bat an eyelid. Ideal for anyone visiting or moving to Germany, 'German Men Sit Down to Pee' offers a collection of insights into German culture while at the same time highlighting rules and cultural norms that those visiting Germany will not only find humorous but useful for avoiding any cultural faux-pas.

Author : Adam Fletcher
Publisher : C.H.Beck
ISBN 13 : 3406656838
Total Pages : 83 pages
Book Rating : 4.35/5 ( download)

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Download or read book How to be German in 50 easy steps written by Adam Fletcher and published by C.H.Beck. This book was released on 2013-07-10 with total page 83 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Breakfast lavishly, pre-book all your holidays years in advance, dress sensibly and obey the red man! «How to be German» presents all the little absurdities that make living in Germany such a pleasure. It’s required reading for all Ausländer and for Germans who sometimes have the feeling they don’t understand their own country. We learn why the Germans speak so freely about sex, why they are so obsessed with «Spiegel Online» and why they all dream of being naked in a lake of Apfelsaftschorle. At the end, the only thing left to say to Adam Fletcher’s love letter to Germany is «Alles klar!» This e-book is also available in German: «Wie man Deutscher wird in 50 einfachen Schritten. Eine Anleitung von Apfelsaftschorle bis Tschüss». The printed edition has been published as a bilingual turn-around book.

Author : Gertrude Besserwisser
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101664665
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.67/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Scheisse! written by Gertrude Besserwisser and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1994-07-01 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gag gift, this humorous book helps readers navigate the world of real Low German. Scheisse! introduces readers to the fine art of cursing and basic slang to spice up their German speech. If you think you have a fairly good command of German, think again. For it’s a sure bet that Frau Schultz never taught you those nasty little guttural curses and humiliating invectives so expressive of real low German speech. But relax—here at last is the one book that can introduce you to the very worst beer-hall German. Scheisse! is an indispensable guide to off-color German colloquialisms and profanities—lascivious bedroom slang and boozy insults, jeering scatological put-downs and scurrilous ridicule. This hilarious illustrated cornucopia of creative expletives, guaranteed to vex, taunt, aggravate, and provoke as only overwrought low German can, will help you master the fine art of German verbal abuse—with triumphant one-upmanship.

Author : Barry Tomalin
Publisher : Kuperard
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.71/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Germany written by Barry Tomalin and published by Kuperard. This book was released on 2008 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offers information to travelers on German culture and society, providing a brief history of the country, and covering values and attitudes, customs and traditions, the Germans at home, shopping, business dealings, and other topics.

Author : Simon Winder
Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux
ISBN 13 : 9781429945417
Total Pages : 480 pages
Book Rating : 4.19/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Germania written by Simon Winder and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2010-03-16 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A UNIQUE EXPLORATION OF GERMAN CULTURE, FROM SAUSAGE ADVERTISEMENTS TO WAGNER Sitting on a bench at a communal table in a restaurant in Regensburg, his plate loaded with disturbing amounts of bratwurst and sauerkraut made golden by candlelight shining through a massive glass of beer, Simon Winder was happily swinging his legs when a couple from Rottweil politely but awkwardly asked: "So: why are you here?" This book is an attempt to answer that question. Why spend time wandering around a country that remains a sort of dead zone for many foreigners, surrounded as it is by a force field of historical, linguistic, climatic, and gastronomic barriers? Winder's book is propelled by a wish to reclaim the brilliant, chaotic, endlessly varied German civilization that the Nazis buried and ruined, and that, since 1945, so many Germans have worked to rebuild. Germania is a very funny book on serious topics—how we are misled by history, how we twist history, and how sometimes it is best to know no history at all. It is a book full of curiosities: odd food, castles, mad princes, fairy tales, and horse-mating videos. It is about the limits of language, the meaning of culture, and the pleasure of townscape.

Author : Elizabeth Bingham
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780970373427
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.22/5 ( download)

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Download or read book German Survival Guide written by Elizabeth Bingham and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You can breeze through Germany and Austria with confidence and success, without spending months on preparation. Learn what to expect and how to communicate before you go, and discover how easy and fun learning a new language and culture can be!

Author : Pamela Wilson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781907339363
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.61/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Living and Working in Germany written by Pamela Wilson and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written in an entertaining style with a touch of humor, Living and Working in Germany is designed to provide newcomers with the practical information necessary for a relatively trouble-free life. It's packed with vital information and insider tips to help minimize culture shock and reduce the newcomers' rookie period to a minimum. Living and Working in Germany is essential reading for anyone planning to spend an extended period in Germany. Printed in color.

Author : Mil Millington
Publisher : Villard
ISBN 13 : 1588362817
Total Pages : 277 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About written by Mil Millington and published by Villard. This book was released on 2003-01-14 with total page 277 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About concerns a guy named Pel who lives with his German girlfriend, Ursula. Pel leads an uneventful life—quietly bluffing his way through his job and discovering new things to argue about with Ursula. But when his boss mysteriously disappears, Pel steps innocently into his shoes and his life spirals out of control in a chaotic whirl of stolen money, missing colleagues, and Chinese mafiosi. Its fractured thriller plot punctuated by blazingly hilarious set-piece arguments between the hapless Pel and the unflappable Ursula, Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About is a brilliant comic novel examining the unique warfare in long-term relationships.

Author : Jakob Strobel y Serra
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9783955044121
Total Pages : 376 pages
Book Rating : 4.22/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Germany written by Jakob Strobel y Serra and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page 376 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Germany is beautiful; everyone who has ever travelled between the Baltic Sea and the Alps knows it. Pick up this book and embark on a journey through this unique and unbelievably diverse country in the heart of Europe. Magnificent photographs capture the splendour of sunny coasts and soaring mountains, majestic palaces, remote monasteries, and striking castles. This book is a testament to Germany's wealth of beauties, both natural and architectural. It will surprise you again and again with astonishing discoveries, hidden treasures, amazing panoramas and moving insights. Whether you are an aspiring traveller or a Deutschophile, it is the perfect declaration of love for a wonderful country.

Author : M. Charlotte Wolf
Publisher : Courier Corporation
ISBN 13 : 0486476308
Total Pages : 147 pages
Book Rating : 4.08/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 1001 Easy German Phrases written by M. Charlotte Wolf and published by Courier Corporation. This book was released on 2011-10-20 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The easy way to learn the most common words and phrases, this up-to-date reference incorporates terms related to computers, cell phones, and other digital technology, along with slang and other 21st-century vernacular. In addition to handy sections on grammar and pronunciation, it features quick charts of numbers, times, dates, seasons, and more.