Knock Knock Traumatize Your Children

Author : Knock Knock
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781601060389
Total Pages : 200 pages
Book Rating : 4.86/5 ( download)

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Download or read book How to Traumatize Your Children written by Knock Knock and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While it's inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children, even the most committed parents have lacked guidance to do so deliberately and effectively. Whether you want to traumatise your kids the same way your parents used to or use a different approach, this book shows you the way.

Author : Elizabeth Beckwith
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061939684
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.86/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation written by Elizabeth Beckwith and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-09-22 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hysterically tongue-in-cheek, parody parenting guide by “a wonder writer and an expressive, hilarious comedian” (Zack Galifianakis). Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation is not one of those traditional, all-too-earnest parenting guides that, for generations, have sucked all the fun out of child rearing. The foundation of Elizabeth Beckwith’s Guilt and Manipulation family philosophy is simple: We do things a certain way, and everyone else is an a**hole. Is that something you should put on a bumper sticker and slap on your minivan? Of course not—that would be trashy. But in the privacy of your own home, you can employ these essential components of Guilt and Manipulation to mold the little runts ruthlessly yet effectively into children you won't be embarrassed to admit are yours: Creating a Team: “Us” vs. “Them” How to Scare the Crap Out of Your Child (in a Positive Way) Don’t Be Afraid to Raise a Nerd Mind Control: Why It’s a Good Thing

Author : Shaun Gallagher
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101599693
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.93/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Experimenting with Babies written by Shaun Gallagher and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Babies can be a joy—and hard work. Now, they can also be a 50-in-1 science project kit! This fascinating and hands-on guide shows you how to re-create landmark scientific studies on cognitive, motor, language, and behavioral development—using your own bundle of joy as the research subject. Simple, engaging, and fun for both baby and parent, each project sheds light on how your baby is acquiring new skills—everything from recognizing faces, voices, and shapes to understanding new words, learning to walk, and even distinguishing between right and wrong. Whether your little research subject is a newborn, a few months old, or a toddler, these simple, surprising projects will help you see the world through your baby’s eyes—and discover ways to strengthen newly acquired skills during your everyday interactions.

Author : Knock Knock
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781601060358
Total Pages : 191 pages
Book Rating : 4.51/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Things That Might Kill You written by Knock Knock and published by . This book was released on 2007-05 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hypochondriacs have long had to satisfy their needs for self-diagnosis with medical reference materials written for the masses, but this revolutionary book is dedicated entirely to the hypochondriac's unique perspective on health. The world's worst maladies, conveniently organized by symptom (real or imagined), will ignite even the mildest hypochondriac's fantasy life. We're all going to die of something—why not choose an ailment that's rare and hard to pronounce?

Author : Knock Knock (Firm)
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781601060426
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.24/5 ( download)

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Download or read book How to Get Into Debt written by Knock Knock (Firm) and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Helps in fighting off collection agencies and delaying payments. This title assists in learning to maximise the gap between income and outflow.

Author : Raquel D'Apice
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452157626
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.27/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Welcome to the Club written by Raquel D'Apice and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2016-09-20 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From an Emmy Award–winning comedy writer: “An absolute must for every parent who needs to laugh so they don’t cry.” —Bunmi Laditan, author of Confessions of a Domestic Failure From the comedian behind the popular parenting blog The Ugly Volvo comes a refreshing spin on the baby milestone book. Instead of a place to lovingly capture the first time baby sleeps through the night, this book commemorates baby’s first poop explosion; first time baby says a word you didn’t want her to say; and first time you forget the details of childbirth enough to consider having a second kid. Accompanied by distinctive illustrations, these one hundred rarely documented but all-too-realistic milestones provide comfort, solidarity, and comic relief for exhausted and terrified new parents.

Author : Bessel A. Van der Kolk
Publisher : Penguin Books
ISBN 13 : 0143127748
Total Pages : 466 pages
Book Rating : 4.41/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Body Keeps the Score written by Bessel A. Van der Kolk and published by Penguin Books. This book was released on 2015-09-08 with total page 466 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Originally published by Viking Penguin, 2014.

Author : Avery Monsen
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 145213538X
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.80/5 ( download)

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Download or read book All My Friends Are Dead written by Avery Monsen and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.

Author : Etgar Keret
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0698166116
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Fly Already written by Etgar Keret and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-09-03 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From a "genius" (New York Times) storyteller: a new, subversive, hilarious, heart-breaking collection. "There is sweetheartedness and wisdom and eloquence and transcendence in his stories because these virtues exist in abundance in Etgar himself... I am very happy that Etgar and his work are in the world, making things better." --George Saunders There's no one like Etgar Keret. His stories take place at the crossroads of the fantastical, searing, and hilarious. His characters grapple with parenthood and family, war and games, marijuana and cake, memory and love. These stories never go to the expected place, but always surprise, entertain, and move... In "Arctic Lizard," a young boy narrates a post-apocalyptic version of the world where a youth army wages an unending war, rewarded by collecting prizes. A father tries to shield his son from the inevitable in "Fly Already." In "One Gram Short," a guy just wants to get a joint to impress a girl and ends up down a rabbit hole of chaos and heartache. And in the masterpiece "Pineapple Crush," two unlikely people connect through an evening smoke down by the beach, only to have one of them imagine a much deeper relationship. The thread that weaves these pieces together is our inability to communicate, to see so little of the world around us and to understand each other even less. Yet somehow, in these pages, through Etgar's deep love for humanity and our hapless existence, a bright light shines through and our universal connection to each other sparks alive.

Author : Francesca Amato-Banfield
Publisher : Babypie Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781945446399
Total Pages : 162 pages
Book Rating : 4.90/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Punished 4 Protecting: The Injustice System of Family Court written by Francesca Amato-Banfield and published by Babypie Publishing. This book was released on 2018-01-05 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Punished 4 Protecting" tells of Francesca Amato-Banfield's harrowing experience within the broken family court system. After eight months, she finally received justice, and is now an advocate for families seeking to protect their rights and their children. If you are struggling with injustices wrought by our courts, please allow this book to be a resource to guide you through the process. In this book, you will: -Create a Strategy to Help You and Your Family Get Justice -Learn How to Empower Yourself When Your Back Is Against the Wall -Read How Francesca Won Her Son Back After Eight Months of Injustice -Discover There Are Many Other Families Like Yours Who Deserve Justice -Find Inspiration Through Your Trust in God to Help You Through Any Crisis "'Punished 4 Protecting' is for every parent who has struggled with the politics and failure of the family court system. You are not alone. Francesca's story is proof that there is light at the end of the tunnel!" -Shannon Burnett-Gronich, Publicity Expert, Author, and Mother of Three Children "You and your family will benefit from the tools and strategies used in this book regarding the chaos and agony of family court." -Lin Van Gelder, Retired Business Professional "Each new generation of protective mothers is shocked when they first go to family court and find it is biased in favor of abusive fathers and willing to jeopardize children. Francesca has one of these unspeakably cruel cases and has responded by shining a large spotlight on the widespread failures so other mothers won't be shocked." -Barry Goldstein Author, Domestic Violence Expert, Public Speaker and Research Director of the "Stop Abuse" Campaign