Sorry I Peed On You

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449406483
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.86/5 ( download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Download or read book Sorry I Peed on You (and Other Heartwarming Letters to Mommy) written by Jeremy Greenberg and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2011-03-22 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wouldn't you love to know what your toddler's thinking when he refuses to stop jumping on the couch? Jeremy Greenberg's hilarious and thoughtful letters give parents a glimpse into the minds of their little ones. Finally, we can hear "first person" how a kid really isn't fooled by broccoli buried in cheese, how he'd really appreciate it if he could start going down the slide by himself, or how he'd like to apologize for peeing on you during the two seconds it took for you to reach for a fresh diaper. From Daddy's latest four-letter vocab lessons to the dog's (not the toddler's) repeated milk dribbles on the carpet, this hilarious book answers a question every mother of a toddler wants to know: What in the world are they thinking?!

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449413994
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.96/5 ( download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Download or read book Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe written by Jeremy Greenberg and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-11 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog—and human—nature.

Author : Lee Conell
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1984880292
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.91/5 ( download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Download or read book The Party Upstairs written by Lee Conell and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-07-06 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An electrifying debut novel that unfolds in the course of a single day inside one genteel New York City apartment building, as tensions between the building's super and his grown-up daughter spark a crisis that will, by day's end, change everything. Ruby has a strange relationship to privilege. She grew up the super's daughter in the basement of an Upper West Side co-op that gets more gentrified with each passing year. Though not economically privileged herself, her close childhood friendship with Caroline, the daughter of affluent tenants, and the mere fact of living in such a wealthy neighborhood, close to her beloved Natural History Museum, brought her certain advantages, even expectations. Naturally Ruby followed her dreams and took out loans to attend a prestigious small liberal arts college and explore her interest in art. But now, out of school for a while, she is no closer to her dream job, or anything resembling it, and she's been forced by circumstances to do the last thing she wanted to do: move back in with her parents, back into the basement. And Caroline is throwing one of her parties tonight, in her father's glorious penthouse apartment, a party Ruby looks forward to and dreads in equal measure. With a thriller's narrative control, The Party Upstairs distills worlds of wisdom about families, great expectations, and the hidden violence of class into the gripping, darkly witty story of a single fateful day inside the Manhattan co-op Ruby calls home.

Author : Anthony Lopez
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 146702693X
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.32/5 ( download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Download or read book Jag written by Anthony Lopez and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-12-21 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Love unconditionally. Be happy often. Never pass-up a chance for a hug. Be humble. Dont dwell on yesterday, and dont worry about tomorrow. These are only a few of the insightful life lessons captured in this gem of a book. Without ever speaking one word, Jag, has preached, thought, and modeled these, and other Biblical principles for sound Christian living. Imagine a world where we all lived up to these eternal principles! Not only would we lead happier more fulfilled lives, but we would positively impact our family, friends, and our world in an eternal way. - Rick Hawks, Senior Pastor. The Chapel, Fort Wayne, Indiana Judge Advocate General. Thats his name. Will he go to heaven when he dies? If there are dogs in heaven and I sure hope there are then Jag will certainly be there. From the moment he was born he has loved life and lived it to its fullest. He knows how to play, when to ask for help, how to give love, and when to be quiet. Jag has showered each of us with unconditional love and he has made us laugh until we cried. Jag trusts us. He has never worried about yesterday or tomorrow, and he has protected us whenever he thought we needed protecting. Hes been a good and loyal friend, and I have learned much from him. He always gives us exactly what we need when we need it, and Im reminded of that profound truth every time I look at that big furry blessing that is Jag my trusted confidant, my wise old teacher my best buddy Anthony Lopez

Author : Chandler Davenport
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1430308141
Total Pages : 155 pages
Book Rating : 4.40/5 ( download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Download or read book In Earthen Vessels written by Chandler Davenport and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2007-11-01 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He was only fourteen in 1950, but he had to take on manhood early. The depression that the rest of America had clambered out of a decade earlier still hung on in rural Oklahoma. A lot of people had solved that problem, in a way, by taking to the road west, lured by the golden promise of a better land; but those who were too poor or too proud or too stubborn to leave held on. Those who were poor, proud, and stubborn, like his family, managed to build a life out of corn bread, poke greens, labor and hope. It made them a special breed. But Jody didn't know that.Jody had to grow up in a hurry. His maturation fell into the hands of some damaged human vessels, who had to show him the difference between what's legal and what's right, between adulthood and manhood, between appetite and love, between respectability and integrity.

Author : Judy Greer
Publisher : Anchor
ISBN 13 : 0345806735
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.34/5 ( download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Download or read book I Don't Know What You Know Me From written by Judy Greer and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2015-04-28 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is Judy Greer’s story, from her self-described childhood as “Ugly Judy” in suburban Detroit-ish, Michigan, to trying out for drama school to get even with her frenemy, and then breaking into movies as the ultimate best friend. Judy is a refreshingly honest, self-deprecating, and totally relatable guide to Hollywood life, speaking candidly about what it’s really like to shoot on location, to go to the Oscars, and to feel like you’re building a tortoise career in a town full of hares. Beneath the Spanx, Judy is like the best friend you've always wanted. She chills out with her giant, gassy bulldog, Buckley; meets the love of her life on a blind date; happily dives into being a stepparent; and through it all maintains an unshakeable belief in the restorative power of a late-night drugstore run.

Author : United States. Congress. House. Committee on Appropriations. Subcommittee on Commerce, Justice, Science, and Related Agencies
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 284 pages
Book Rating : 4.97/5 ( download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Download or read book Commerce, Justice, Science, and Related Agencies Appropriations for 2008 written by United States. Congress. House. Committee on Appropriations. Subcommittee on Commerce, Justice, Science, and Related Agencies and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Stephanie St. Klaire
Publisher : Stephanie St. Klaire
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 187 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Download or read book The Rise of Declan written by Stephanie St. Klaire and published by Stephanie St. Klaire. This book was released on 2017-08-24 with total page 187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The O'Reilly Brothers are your next binge read series - they're unputdownable... Brother's Keeper I: Declan (part 2) - The only thing that could taint money, privilege, and endless access to the finer things in life may have been murder…but now it’s revenge. Lives are on the line once again in the gripping second part to this epic 5-star fan favorite. Lydia exchanged her luxurious lifestyle for the security of modest, small town living where she could raise her son. But her reprieve is short, because she’s no longer safe. Not by a long shot. Taking down the head of a cartel left Declan with more enemies than he could count. He put his career and life on the line in order to save the woman who changed everything for him - then he left her. But now he’s back, because there’s a new threat on the horizon and Lydia is in the crosshairs. Fate offers another maniacal twist that reaches beyond the grave when the mastermind behind it all isn’t who they think, and the line between good and evil is blurred. Criminal empires may fall and legacies die hard, but Declan fights harder as he returns to neutralize the final threat preventing a future with Lydia. Can Declan prevail, or has he been a step too many behind all along. One thing is for sure, nothing is ever as it seems when it comes to Brother’s Keeper.

Author : Becky Webster
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0557159717
Total Pages : 147 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Download or read book Taxlady written by Becky Webster and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2009-12-11 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Taxlady

Author : Lisa Glatt
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439104360
Total Pages : 214 pages
Book Rating : 4.61/5 ( download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Download or read book The Apple's Bruise written by Lisa Glatt and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-06-17 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the bestselling author of A Girl Becomes a Comma Like That, a moving, disturbing, and utterly original collection of stories that examine a universe where memory and fact collide, and the imagination fills in the gaps left behind. The stories in The Apple's Bruise take a smart and unflinching look at love, frailty, and happiness and prove beyond doubt that Glatt is a modern master at blending heartbreak and hilarity. In "Dirty Hannah Gets Hit by a Car," a seven-year-old girl bullied by a neighbor across the street gains strength after a serious accident; in "Animals," a zoo veterinarian from a family of butchers tries at once to deal with his marital problems and the high rate at which his animals are dying; and in "Soup," a young widow tries to reconcile her feelings for her teenage son's friend, the town delinquent. With tenderness, insight, and humor, Glatt casts her gaze simultaneously on the beauty and the absurdity of our humanity, creating unforgettable portrayals of unusual characters and the complexities of desire and fidelity that compel them.