The New York Bartenders Joke Book

Author : Jimmy Pritchard
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0446551058
Total Pages : 119 pages
Book Rating : 4.52/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The New York City Bartender's Joke Book written by Jimmy Pritchard and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2008-11-15 with total page 119 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jimmy Pritchards presents a collection of hundreds of jokes, collected from wonderfully diverse patrons over the course of his career tending bars in New York City, that are sure to have anybody laughing. When it comes to the finest, the far-outest, and the just plain funniest, the jokes start here--in the saloon capital of the world, New York, New York. Jimmy Pritchard, author and veteran NYC bartender, has heard them all from patrons across the oak. In these comedic cocktails, no one is spared, not the Irish or the elderly, not lawyers or blondes, not the handicapped, not sex-crazed animals, not even God. Jimmy brings you over 400 of the best in the house, stirred, shaken, and served inside this one-of-a-kind collection that is downright intoxicating.

Author : Phillip Tilley
Publisher : Workbook Press
ISBN 13 : 9781961845770
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.76/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Bartender's Joke Book written by Phillip Tilley and published by Workbook Press. This book was released on 2023-08-18 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bartenders get better tips if they tell a good joke. These jokes are numbered so you can easily find your favorite and the printing is large so you can read it in a poorly lit bar!

Author : Phillip Tilley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781434392442
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.49/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Bartender's Joke Book written by Phillip Tilley and published by . This book was released on 2008-10 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Woman to Woman is a book filled with situations that Women who are single, married, mothers, in church, who are destructive and who consider themselves to be real can relate to. As women, we all share some commonalities when it comes to relationships with men, our children, our families, our friends, our co-workers etc. There are times when we are faced with a challenging situation or set of circumstances in which we just don't know what to do or quite frankly how to handle. We sometimes go through situations that we are just to embarrassed to talk to anyone about. This book offers an uplifting alternative and possible suggestions on how to handle certain situations. Women from all walks of life will be able to identify with several of the situations presented within the various chapters of Woman to Woman.

Author : Michael Lewis
Publisher : Black Dog & Leventhal
ISBN 13 : 1603762094
Total Pages : 257 pages
Book Rating : 4.90/5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Guy Walks Into A Bar... written by Michael Lewis and published by Black Dog & Leventhal. This book was released on 2005-03-10 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear the one about the bartender and the rabbi? If not, you'll find it in this delightful book along with hundreds of other jokes and funny stories about the denizens of bars, pubs, and watering holes everywhere. Featuring classic stories and wisecracks along with brand-new jokes, A Guy Walks Into a Bar will reduce you, your friends, and your family to tears of laughter. Michael Lewis has gathered a wide range of the very best and funniest bar jokes, riddles, anecdotes, and quotations in this rib-tickling (and thirst-inducing) collection. Sure to be a favorite of tipplers of all stripes and the teetotalers who drive them home, the book also includes bar bets, games, tricks, trivia, and more. Featuring classic "bartoons" at the opening of each chapter, A Guy Walks Into a Bar is the perfect party takealong or barside companion, deserving pride of place next to your cocktail shaker and jar of olives.

Author : Jef Aldrich
Publisher : Adams Media
ISBN 13 : 1507212186
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.89/5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Dragon Walks Into a Bar written by Jef Aldrich and published by Adams Media. This book was released on 2019-12-03 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious collection of over 300 puns, one-liners, and classic jokes dedicated to the fun of RPGs is perfect for you share with your fellow gaming compatriots! Why don’t dragons like to eat paladins? They taste lawful. Laugh out loud at over 300 zingy one-liners and eye-rolling puns with this collection of tabletop-based humor, dedicated to the fun of RPGs like Dungeons and Dragons, Pathfinder, and more! A Dragon Walks into a Bar gives you hours of funny content that will keep you smiling. Whether you use them as inspiration for your level 20 comedian bard to crack wise during battle or if you just want a giggle in between turns, this book has everything you’ve been looking for.

Author : Joy S. McDiarmid
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468079890
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.91/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Bartender Jokes written by Joy S. McDiarmid and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of bartender jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bartender Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of bartender jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one bartender joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many bartender jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do bartenders wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A bartender and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The bartender turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the bartender.The bartender's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the bartender who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do bartenders laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 271 pages
Book Rating : 4.99/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The New York City Cab Driver's Joke Book written by and published by . This book was released on 1998 with total page 271 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Masahiro Urushido
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin
ISBN 13 : 0358362024
Total Pages : 297 pages
Book Rating : 4.29/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Japanese Art of the Cocktail written by Masahiro Urushido and published by Houghton Mifflin. This book was released on 2021 with total page 297 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first cocktail book from the award-winning mixologist Masahiro Urushido of Katana Kitten in New York City, on the craft of Japanese cocktail making Katana Kitten, one of the world's most prominent and acclaimed Japanese cocktail bars, was opened in 2018 by highly-respected and award-winning mixologist Masahiro Urushido. Just one year later, the bar won 2019 Tales of the Cocktail Spirited Award for Best New American Cocktail Bar. Before Katana Kitten, Urushido honed his craft over several years behind the bar of award-winning eatery Saxon+Parole. In The Japanese Art of the Cocktail, Urushido shares his immense knowledge of Japanese cocktails with eighty recipes that best exemplify Japan's contribution to the cocktail scene, both from his own bar and from Japanese mixologists worldwide. Urushido delves into what exactly constitutes the Japanese approach to cocktails, and demystifies the techniques that have been handed down over generations, all captured in stunning photography.

Author : L. D. Morrow
Publisher : Bookbaby
ISBN 13 : 9780578448893
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.90/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Think Like a Bartender written by L. D. Morrow and published by Bookbaby. This book was released on 2019-12-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Think like a Bartender: Recipes for Life is an engaging read for liquor fans or anyone looking for wisdom to enrich their life! Packed with intellect, humor and cocktail recipes, Think Like a Bartender is a delicious cerebral cocktail everyone will enjoy! Even if you've never consumed a drop of alcohol, you'll giggle your way through this personal yet lighthearted perspective on living your best life. From learning how to cut people off to updating your personal menu, Think Like a Bartender: Recipes for Life challenges us all to tap into our inner mixologist and serve up our best selves.Refreshingly funny and entertaining, the book serves up bite-sized chapters to help bartenders (old and new) understand the amazing parallel between their job and personal lives, to help customers better appreciate a profession that is sometimes taken for granted, and to help every day people remember to take inventory of your life--and remember to enjoy it!These comical cocktales remind us that we're all connected at the Bar of Life!

Author : Jim Pietsch
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692414736
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.38/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The New York City Cab Driver's Best Joke Book Ever! written by Jim Pietsch and published by . This book was released on 2015-06-05 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do hookers, Wall Street brokers, actors, tourists, rock stars, priests, drug dealers, fashion models, tourists, bartenders, old ladies, newlyweds, and divorce attorneys have in common? In the back of a cab, they all gave New York City cabbie Jim Pietsch a good time. Just because he asked them one simple question: "Heard any good jokes lately?" And they delivered...everything from crazy crack-you-up clean jokes, to fall-on-the-floor-laughing raunchy jokes. Jim didn't just listen and laugh, though. He shared the funniest of them all in his bestselling The New York City Cab Driver's Joke Book and its side-splitting sequel, The New York City Cab Driver Joke Book, Volume 2. Now, the Master Joke Magnet is back, putting together all the A-#1 Primo Material Killer Jokes from his first two books into one punchline packed volume. Jim got his first book deal when an editor for Warner Books got into his cab. After they spent the long trip trading jokes while driving from the West Side to the East side, she told him that he should write a book and gave him her card. He called her, and two weeks later he delivered a proposal to her at her office. The next day, she offered him a book deal and Jim's Joke World was officially born. Only in New York! The New York City Cab Driver's BEST JOKE BOOK EVER includes over 300 of Jim's favorite one-liners and story jokes. He hopes that joke tellers everywhere will use this volume as their handbook, telling the jokes to everyone they know, and spreading hysterical laughter all over the world.