The Totally Most Original Worst Horrible Book Of Poor Quality Cringe Worthy Dad Jokes

Author : Adam Murphy
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781708301101
Total Pages : 76 pages
Book Rating : 4.00/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 199 Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes written by Adam Murphy and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-14 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away? A: If you throw it at them hard enough. Goosebumps all over my body! when i hear or read a cringe worthy dad joke, i rolled my eyes, embarrassed YET laughing so hard Ahh, Dad jokes, they've certainly got their charm. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can. This dad joke collection" 199......." features: Silly dad jokes Potty humor Dad responses In any event, "199 Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes" will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day! Real cringe, really silly, really cheesy!! So scroll up and hit the buy button for your dad right now!!

Author : Thomas Nowak
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452184135
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.35/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes written by Thomas Nowak and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes features 301 wonderfully cringe-worthy dad jokes—including the classics, twists on the classics, and fresh new material. For the first time ever, the best of the worst dad jokes are compiled in one pun-filled place. With original illustrations throughout, this extensive collection is sure to provide hours of silliness for the whole family. After all, no matter how groan-inducing dad jokes are, they will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. • Contains dozens of interesting tidbits, joke-telling pointers, and profiles of legendary dad jokers • Features jokes from "I'm on a seafood diet , , , I see food and I eat it" to "I used to hate facial hair . . . but now it's growing on me" • Great for fathers, patient mothers, tolerant children, and anyone else who loves a pun They make us cringe, chuckle, and roll our eyes, but we all love a wonderfully corny dad joke. The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes is so bad it's good, ensuring loads of laughter for the whole family. • A hilarious book for dads and dads at heart, as well as pun and dumb joke lovers • Add it to the collection of books like 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes by Elias Hill, Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know) by Don Steinberg, and Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes by Share The Love Gifts

Author : Jimmy Niro
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1728200180
Total Pages : 107 pages
Book Rating : 4.87/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Super Dad Jokes written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-09-01 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate laugh-out-loud Christmas gift for any pun lover or Super Dad out there! Q: What super power do you get when you become a parent? A: Supervision. Super Dad Jokes is perfect for all heroes out there—from the dad experts to the first-time fathers embracing their most cringe-worthy dad powers! This new edition from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro has over 500 magnificent puns, stories, and anti-jokes—the best way to celebrate and laugh at dad's super (bad) joke skills! The perfect birthday gift, holiday stocking stuffer, or white elephant gag gift from any daughter, son, or partner to the super dad or grandpa who makes their eyes roll with super speed. Arm yourself against the forces of evil and good taste with this heroically funny joke book. It's time to save the world, one joke at a time! Includes knee-slappers like: I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it. Q: What is the sleepiest fruit? A: Napricot. "Dad, do you want a box for your leftovers?" "No, but I'll wrestle you for them!"

Author : Elias Hill
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781973749127
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.22/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes written by Elias Hill and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-07-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can. This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off. In any event, 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day!

Author : Editors of Cider Mill Press,
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
ISBN 13 : 1400252245
Total Pages : 287 pages
Book Rating : 4.44/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection (The Heirloom Edition) written by Editors of Cider Mill Press, and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2024-06-11 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! Because the world needs more dad jokes. Hundreds more. What are dad jokes? Short, family-friendly one-liners that often produce more eye rolls and groans from their audience than audible laughs. Anyone can tell dad jokes, but they are best told by dads. The World’s Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection is here, and inside you'll find: More puns, quips, and corny one-liners that are sure to get eyes rolling Hundreds of dad jokes that will make you groan—then make you smile. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they’re good. Now the dad joke aficionado in your life will never run out of puns, no matter how much you might want them to. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he’s heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse. These jokes are so funny you won't even see them coming!

Author : Christopher Reed
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.69/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Dad Joke Bible written by Christopher Reed and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-14 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chris Reed, professionally known as Plastician is a world renowned DJ and Producer. He is also known for his love of awful jokes and puns, or "Dad Jokes" as the world has crowned them. After years of littering twitter with these one liners, pressure has mounted on him to compile them into a handy book - something that can be stored in the home or in a bag that can be referenced in times of need. Whether for use as a self helping pick me up, or some revision ahead of an important meeting where you need to really flex your wit among colleagues and potential new clients. This book contains some of those famed and often viral twitter posts, alongside hundreds of his favourite finds and some brand new jokes that are yet to be posted. At the end of 2020, it's important we smile in the face of adversity - so expect plenty of COVID-19 puns in here for good measure - right in time for Christmas! So if you're a Dad looking to level up, a Mum who appreciates a bad joke, or perhaps even just want to support a musician being advised to retrain by the UK government - The Dad Joke Bible is the book for you.

Author : Editors of Cider Mill Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 164643207X
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.73/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Brick of Dad Jokes written by Editors of Cider Mill Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-05-10 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Brick of Dad Jokes is the ultimate collection of puns, quips, and corny one-liners that is sure to get eyes rolling. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! The Brick of Dad Jokes is an eye-rolling, groan-inducing collection of hundreds of jokes for the dad joke aficionado in your life. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they’re good. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he’s heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse.

Author : Matt Harding
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.35/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes written by Matt Harding and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready for a bellyache of laughter with our uproarious book, "Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes." This side-splitting joke book is a treasure trove of humor that transcends generations, offering a delightful blend of bad dad jokes that are so cringe-worthy, they're absolutely hilarious. Dive into 125 pages packed with rib-tickling wordplay and puns that will leave both kids and adults in stitches. From classic groaners to fresh and cheesy quips, this book is the ultimate compendium of clean dad jokes that guarantee a good time for the entire family. "Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes" isn't just a book; it's a passport to a world of family-friendly fun. Whether you're gathered around the dinner table or embarking on a road trip, these jokes provide the perfect recipe for shared laughter and unforgettable moments. With its light-hearted humor and timeless appeal, this collection is not just for dads but for anyone who appreciates a good, or in this case, exceptionally bad laugh. Brace yourselves for a giggle-filled journey as you flip through the pages of this joyous compendium, making it a must-have addition to your family's entertainment repertoire.

Author : Th Publication
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781650301785
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.82/5 ( download)

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Download or read book DAD JOKES The World's Greatest Collection written by Th Publication and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-24 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BAD DAD JOKES NEW COLLECTION 2020 Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can. This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. The Good, the Bad, And the Just Plain Stupid. Corny, lame, funny, clean, good, silly and great dad jokes for all ages! The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough) A fantastic novelty gift for Father's Day, Birthdays & Christmas. Clean family friendly jokes. The Perfect Way to get Dad laughing. A great Father's Day, birthday, or Christmas gift. Please note this book is not a joke book about Dads. It is a joke book full of Dad jokes. A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince. #About TH Publications: Many of our extraordinary high-quality, unique coloring books are also very popular! Go my author Link” amazon.com/author/thp Don't hesitate and order TH Publications Books. Grab a copy of this book! You'll love it! ✔ SCROLL UP AND CLICK "Add to Cart" TO ORDER YOUR COPY INSTANTLY ✔

Author : Matthew Cooper
Publisher : Power Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781925967050
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.50/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Matthew Cooper and published by Power Pub. This book was released on 2019-05-30 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is value-packed with 2 manuscripts inside: Dad Jokes: The Best Dad Jokes, Awfully Bad but Funny Jokes and Puns Volume 1 Dad Jokes: The Best Dad Jokes, Awfully Bad but Funny Jokes and Puns Volume 2 Save over 20% when purchasing this book compared to purchasing both volumes individually. There is almost a total of 900 painfully funny Dad Jokes in here Sometimes nothing makes more sense than a good, old fashioned corny joke to make the heart merry, and put a smile on everyone's face. Dad jokes or bad jokes, either one is fine. They sometimes do the trick... What is an elf who has just won the lottery called...? "Welfy..." There are plenty of puns in here which you can recite to your friends ans pass yourself off as word smith - unless your last name is NOT Smith. What do you call a Mexican who's just had his 4x4 stolen...? Carlos... Looking for the perfect Christmas present for Dad?Search no more, with this hilarious book of Dad Jokes. What's inside: Father and Son Jokes Family Jokes Marriage Jokes Work Jokes Alcohol Jokes Animal Jokes Food Jokes Crude Jokes Fruit and Veggie Jokes Light Bulb Jokes Iowan Jokes Yo Mama Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Christmas Jokes Weather Jokes Valentine Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes Birthday Jokes Coffee Jokes General Wordplay Jokes Creative Answering Machine Messages Countless Cheesy Puns A total of almost 900 Jokes What are you waiting for? Scroll up and click 'add to cart' for a hilarious experience with family and friends