Deeper Thoughts

Author : Jack Handey
Publisher : Sphere
ISBN 13 : 9780751517057
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.54/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Deep Thoughts written by Jack Handey and published by Sphere. This book was released on 1996-09-05 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of inspirations for the uninspired, this work offers an antidote to the meaningful muses of the New Age. Designed for the natural born cynic, it contains thoughts on children, literature and losing your keys.

Author : Jack Handey
Publisher : Hyperion
ISBN 13 : 9780786883059
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.57/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Lost Deep Thoughts written by Jack Handey and published by Hyperion. This book was released on 1998-09-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The latest installment in "Deep Thoughts" series unearths more of the pseudo-inspirational material that "Saturday Night Live" viewers have grown to love. Illustrated with aptly corny nature photographs, "The Lost Deep Thoughts" takes a profound plunge into the world of Handey's life-altering aphorisms. 96 photos.

Author : Jack Handey
Publisher : Sphere
ISBN 13 : 9780751519518
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Deeper Thoughts written by Jack Handey and published by Sphere. This book was released on 1997 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A volume of surreal wisdom on life's pitfalls and unexpected events, such as: better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up and let's be honest - isn't a lot of what we call tap-dancing really just nerves?.

Author : Jack Handey
Publisher : Hyperion
ISBN 13 : 9780786880447
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.49/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Deepest Thoughts written by Jack Handey and published by Hyperion. This book was released on 1994-10-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With nearly 500,000 copies sold of his previous collections, Deep Thoughts and Deeper Thoughts, philosophizing funnyman Jack Handey (of Saturday Night Live) once again combines soul searching with rib tickling. He offers pearls of wisdom, inspiration and observation in an odd and utterly original manner.

Author : Marisol Diaz
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1503534421
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.21/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Deeper Thoughts of a Poetic Dreamer written by Marisol Diaz and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2015-01-31 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Writing poetry has given me the strength to progress in my life day by day. It motivates me to express my inner thoughts, feelings, and life long experiences. As a child, I always enjoyed writing how I felt. Poetry to me has always been my way to express the love, anger, frustrations, etc that I carry with in myself. It keeps me strong and focused. I encourage many young adults to join the world of poetry...It will be a lot of fun!

Author : Jennie Garth
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101630671
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.79/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Deep Thoughts From a Hollywood Blonde written by Jennie Garth and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-03-04 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Beverly Hills, 90210's Jennie Garth shares her life experiences both on screen and off in this humorous and heartwarming memoir... “Revealing myself in these pages has been at times terrifying, but also one of the most liberating experiences of my life.…” In this candid and intimate memoir, Jennie Garth explores the highs and lows of her life, both in front of the camera and behind closed doors, revealing the joys and sorrows, successes and failures that have made her one unforgettable Hollywood blonde. From her rise to fame as a golden-haired teen beauty, to redefining herself as a single working mother, Jennie Garth has defied the odds and thrived in a town that can be more than a little tough on its blondes. Since Jennie landed in Hollywood at just sixteen, she has built an enduring career as a television and film actress, producer, and director, beginning with her iconic turn as Kelly Taylor on Aaron Spelling’s smash hit Beverly Hills, 90210, a show that ran for a decade and that cemented Jennie’s place in American pop culture. Recently, Jennie found herself facing her forties from a place she never expected to be in: newly single, in demand again as an actress after years spent focusing on her family, and all over the tabloids. With candor and a bawdy sense of humor, this is the real Jennie Garth—smart, funny, and stronger than she ever realized.

Author : Riley Payne
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780987353009
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.04/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Mad Deep Thoughts written by Riley Payne and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Jack Handey
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780836210408
Total Pages : 126 pages
Book Rating : 4.09/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Fuzzy Memories written by Jack Handey and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 1996 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jack Handey, the author of the bestseller Deep Thoughts digs deeper into his past, and, to the delight of his millions of fans, more of his humor is coming to the surface. With Fuzzy Memories, Handey shares his preposterous stories from his improbable past, once again putting him in a league of his own.

Author : Jack Handey
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1455522392
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.92/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Stench of Honolulu written by Jack Handey and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2013-07-16 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The legendary Deep Thoughts and New Yorker humorist Jack Handey is back with his very first novel-a hilarious, absurd, far-flung adventure tale. THE STENCH OF HONOLOLU Are you a fan of books in which famous tourist destinations are repurposed as unlivable hellholes for no particular reason? Read on! Jack Handey's exotic tale is full of laugh-out-loud twists and unforgettable characters whose names escape me right now. A reliably unreliable narrator and his friend, who is some other guy, need to get out of town. They have a taste for adventure, so they pay a visit to a relic of bygone days-a travel agent-and discover an old treasure map. She might have been a witch, by the way. Our heroes soon embark on a quest for the Golden Monkey, which takes them into the mysterious and stinky foreign land of Honolulu. There, they meet untold dangers, confront strange natives, kill and eat Turtle People, kill some other things and people, eat another thing, and discover the ruins of ancient civilizations. As our narrator says, "The ruins were impressive. But like so many civilizations, they forgot the rule that might have saved them: Don't let vines grow all over you."

Author : Jack Handey
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692385418
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.1X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Please Stop the Deep Thoughts written by Jack Handey and published by . This book was released on 2017-06-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humorous epigrams