Texts From Mittens

Author : Angie Bailey
Publisher : Harlequin
ISBN 13 : 1460380800
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.02/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Texts from Mittens written by Angie Bailey and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2015-03-31 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Texts from Mittens is a series of text message conversations between a snappy, self-absorbed housecat named Mittens and his long-suffering human, a single woman who works away from home during the day. Mittens relentlessly hassles his human all day long, while only taking breaks to watch Judge Judy, hang with his best friend Stumpy, complain about the antics of Drunk Patty the neighbor, ask Grandma for money to buy useless items from QVC, and harass the “filthy beast” dog, Phil. Angie Bailey is an award-winning writer and blogger, humorist, and professional member of the Cat Writers’ Association. Her primary blog, Catladyland, has won many awards, and her humor writing is featured nearly daily on Catster.com, one of the most popular cat sites on the Web. She loves to photograph her cats in silly poses and sleeps with one eye open. And yes, she has three cats. “Each installment of Texts From Mittens is like a little gift to brighten your day!” —Kate Benjamin, Hauspanther founder and co-author of Catification with Jackson Galaxy "Texts From Mittens makes me wish my cat had thumbs! This is a hilarious book; Angie Bailey has done it again!” —Jeremy Greenberg, Author of Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed "We all knew that cats were hilarious, but Ms. Bailey's sardonic cat quips really take their mannerisms, attitude and occasional apathy to another level." —Susan Michals, Curator of Cat Art Show Los Angeles Come home! There's an emergency! What?? Are you OK? My dish is half empty! I'll be home soon. You wish starvation upon me! Stop being dramatic. Am weeak. Caan hasrdly tyyppe. Are you going to wear those black pants on your bed? Yes. I have a date. They're comfortable. Mittens, get off my pants! FYI: Poly-blend makes your butt look big

Author : October Jones
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 0544077741
Total Pages : 111 pages
Book Rating : 4.44/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Texts from Dog written by October Jones and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2012 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a humorous collection of texts between man and dog.

Author : Angie Bailey
Publisher : Running Press
ISBN 13 : 0762450606
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.02/5 ( download)

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Download or read book whiskerslist written by Angie Bailey and published by Running Press. This book was released on 2013-09-03 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the humans are away, the cats will play . . . online Do you ever wonder what your cat does when you're not home? Is your keyboard covered with mysterious paw prints? Well, your feline friend might be hiding a secret Internet addiction: whiskerslist. The kitty community is more connected than ever with this online hub that brings together cats looking to sell lousy pet toys, rant about their humans, search for a soul mate (or quick hookup), and much more. With more than 160 hilarious classified ads written for cats, by cats, whiskerslist reveals the inner lives of our furry companions like never before.

Author : Keiya Mizuno
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501127861
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.61/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Life Works Itself Out written by Keiya Mizuno and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-10-11 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A runaway bestseller in Japan, now available in English for the first time, Life Works Itself Out is an unforgettable collection of adorable cat photos and sage life advice that will appeal to fans of Texts from Mittens, I Could Pee on This, and Grumpy Cat. Humans could learn a thing or two from cats—and Life Works Itself Out is here to relay all of kittendom’s accumulated wisdom to mankind, one loveable photo and wise aphorism at a time. A mega-bestseller in Japan (where it has sold more than 700,000 copies), this book is filled with inspirational quotes and entertaining four-color photographs of cats that range from the heartwarming to the humorous. Whether you’re feeling down and looking for a lift, or you need some lighthearted life advice, who better to turn to than man’s TRUE best friend—the trusty feline. The purr-fect pick-me-up or gift book, Life Works Itself Out will have cat lovers pawing through its pages over and over again.

Author : Andrew Marttila
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 0762463686
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.88/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Cats on Catnip written by Andrew Marttila and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2018-06-19 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous collection of dozens of photos of funny and adorable cats as they play with, roll in, and chow down their favorite snack of choice -- catnip. Cats love catnip. Whether it's eating it, playing with it, or rolling around in it, catnip turns our domestic feline friends into hilarious balls of activity. Carefree and unconstrained, they are free to be silly, exceptionally playful, and downright gnarly. Professional pet photographer and self-confessed crazy cat man Andrew Marttila (the photographer behind Shop Cats of New York) captures a range of the cats' silly and expressive personalities as they react to their catnip trip. Delightful, elegant Fluffy transforms into a hell-bent renegade. Shy, reserved Mittens becomes a free-loving acrobat. In the blink of an eye, a cat's expression transforms from bored to inquisitive to playful to curious to bizarre . . . to utterly unhinged. A fun and delightful look at our furry companions, this gift book is perfect for every cat lover.

Author : Anne Bardsgard
Publisher : Trafalgar Square Books
ISBN 13 : 1646011988
Total Pages : 740 pages
Book Rating : 4.88/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Selbu Mittens written by Anne Bardsgard and published by Trafalgar Square Books. This book was released on 2022-12-31 with total page 740 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate compendium for any Norwegian mitten enthusiast, this gorgeous and inspiring resource was produced in conjunction with a one-of-a-kind exhibition of gloves and mittens from Selbu at the Sverresborg Trøndelag Folkemuseum. A thoroughly researched and illustrated account of the rich history of Selbu patterning—instantly recognizable for its dramatic contrasts and intricate motifs—covers the development of the designs themselves, and the essential role these knitted accessories have played in the cultural and economic development of the Selbu region. Then, dive into pages upon pages of over 500 colorwork charts, organized according to the source of their inspiration, from classic stars, snowflakes, and flowers to elk, spiders, and coffee beans. Complete patterns are included for 35 mittens and gloves from the original museum collection, accompanied by short biographies of the original designers—or choose from an overflowing selection of motifs for palms, thumbs, cuffs, and even patterned edging techniques for joining around the hand, to create endlessly fascinating combinations.

Author : Lola M. Schaefer
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062038672
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.78/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Follow Me, Mittens written by Lola M. Schaefer and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2011-05-31 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mittens the kitten goes on a walk with his little boy, Nick. When Mittens gets distracted by a yellow butterfly, Mittens gets lost! New readers will enjoy this sweet story with a happy resolution. With fun read-aloud words, clear visual cues, and word repetition, Follow Me, Mittens is a great entry to reading for the very youngest readers. Mittens the kitten is friendly and curious and learning to explore his world. This My First I Can Read Book is perfect for shared reading with toddlers and very young children. Basic language and sweet illustrations make this book just right for the emergent reader.

Author : Candace Christiansen
Publisher : Fulcrum Publishing
ISBN 13 : 155591800X
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.02/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Mitten Tree written by Candace Christiansen and published by Fulcrum Publishing. This book was released on 2017-10-16 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One snowy day an elderly woman, Sarah, watches children gathering at the bus stop. While they never seem to notice her, she notices them, especially one little boy who has no mittens. That night, Sarah knits the boy a pair of cozy mittens and places them on the blue spruce tree for him to discover. It soon becomes a game, with the children looking for new mittens on the mysterious tree every morning, and Sarah joyfully knitting new ones each night. With its touching message and delightful illustrations, adults and children will enjoy this intergenerational tale for years to come.

Author : Sally Goldenbaum
Publisher : Seaside Knitters Society
ISBN 13 : 1496711033
Total Pages : 372 pages
Book Rating : 4.38/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Murder Wears Mittens written by Sally Goldenbaum and published by Seaside Knitters Society. This book was released on 2018-08-28 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Includes a knitting pattern"--Front cover.

Author : ZZ Packer
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9781573223782
Total Pages : 292 pages
Book Rating : 4.86/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Drinking Coffee Elsewhere written by ZZ Packer and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-02-03 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The acclaimed debut short story collection that introduced the world to an arresting and unforgettable new voice in fiction, from multi-award winning author ZZ Packer Her impressive range and talent are abundantly evident: Packer dazzles with her command of language, surprising and delighting us with unexpected turns and indelible images, as she takes us into the lives of characters on the periphery, unsure of where they belong. We meet a Brownie troop of black girls who are confronted with a troop of white girls; a young man who goes with his father to the Million Man March and must decide where his allegiance lies; an international group of drifters in Japan, who are starving, unable to find work; a girl in a Baltimore ghetto who has dreams of the larger world she has seen only on the screens in the television store nearby, where the Lithuanian shopkeeper holds out hope for attaining his own American Dream. With penetrating insight, ZZ Packer helps us see the world with a clearer vision. Fresh, versatile, and captivating, Drinking Coffee Elsewhere is a striking and unforgettable collection, sure to stand out among the contemporary canon of fiction.