The Last Girlfriend On Earth

Author : Simon Rich
Publisher : Reagan Arthur Books
ISBN 13 : 0316219401
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.02/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Last Girlfriend on Earth written by Simon Rich and published by Reagan Arthur Books. This book was released on 2013-01-22 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In "Center of the Universe," God struggles to balance the demands of his career with the needs of his long-term girlfriend. In "Magical Mr. Goat," a young girl's imaginary friend yearns to become "more than friends." In "Unprotected," an unused prophylactic recalls his years spent trapped inside a teen boy's wallet. The stories in Simon Rich's new book are bizarre, funny, and yet...relatable. Rich explores love's many complications-losing it, finding it, breaking it, and making it-and turns the ordinary into the absurd. With razor-sharp humor and illustrations, and just in time for Valentine's Day, Rich takes readers for an exhilarating, hilarious ride on the rollercoaster of love.

Author : Tracy Anne Warren
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0451466004
Total Pages : 354 pages
Book Rating : 4.06/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Last Man on Earth written by Tracy Anne Warren and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-01-07 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A truly satisfying romance" --The New York Times Book Review From New York Times bestselling author Tracy Anne Warren comes a sexy and romantic new contemporary series about corporate combat in the boardroom and under-the-covers passion in the bedroom… Idealistic good girl Madelyn Grayson believes in doing what’s right. Even as a high-powered executive in the mad world of advertising, she doesn’t cut corners, making her ad campaigns sizzle without having to burn anyone along the way. Rival exec Zack Douglas never wastes an opportunity to land the next big deal—especially when it benefits him. A bad boy with a reputation to match, he has no qualms about doing whatever it takes to get ahead, no matter who gets in the way. When a hot promotion pops up at their company, both Zack and Madelyn wind up on the short list for the position. But as the two square off, they discover that being heated rivals in the office makes for scorching bed play behind closed doors. Will Madelyn’s steamy, secret affair with Mr. Vice make her compromise her ideals—or worse, lose her heart? FIRST IN A NEW SERIES!

Author : Kristina Kilbourne
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1462825028
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.28/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Shadows of Truth written by Kristina Kilbourne and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-12-21 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Scared out of his mind and still in a state of shock, Jayson jumped out of the two-story window. He hit his ankle on the ledge of the fire escape and fell hard onto the cracked pavement. All of a sudden, he heard a high-pitched scream that echoed throughout his whole body which clearly indicated that his life was about to change. Follow this misguided young man as he straddles the fence between whats wrong and whats right while finding himself caught between two women who dont realize the man who they see as a priority only sees them as two possible options.

Author : Simon Rich
Publisher : Serpent's Tail
ISBN 13 : 9781781252833
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.31/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Spoiled Brats written by Simon Rich and published by Serpent's Tail. This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Having skewered the problems of falling in and out of love in 'The last girlfriend on earth', Simon Rich's next book is another subject we can all relate to: parents and their kids. From the perils of raising an actual monster in Manhattan - it's pretty hard to find teachers who really understand the talents of a five-year-old with horns and a taste for blood - to Sell Out, the story of Simon's ancestor, returned to life decades after an industrial accident involving pickling brine, these stories are inventive, witty and sometimes a bit too much like real life.

Author : Simon Rich
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781846688492
Total Pages : 170 pages
Book Rating : 4.93/5 ( download)

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Download or read book What in God's Name written by Simon Rich and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-20 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the Sunsets Department and Geyser Regulation to the Department of Miracles, Heaven Inc has the earth covered. Unless someone is away from their desk. And these days, the CEO is kind of disillusioned. God knows he should be keeping an eye on the bad things happening on Earth, but instead he finds himself watching the Church channels on satellite TV. His first priority is the team of angels he's asked to get Lynyrd Skynyrd back together. Downstairs on the office floor, Eliza has been promoted from the Prayers Department to Miracles, and Craig, the only other workaholic in heaven, has to show her around. Eliza is shocked by the casual attitude of many of the angels in her new department. And she's furious when she discovers that God has never looked at, let alone answered, a single prayer. So she storms into God's office and asks Him a question that no one has ever dared to ask before. And it might just be the end of the world.

Author : Levi Stoltzfus
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501110314
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.13/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Amish Confidential written by Levi Stoltzfus and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-10-06 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ""Lebanon" Levi Stoltzfus, star of the #1 top-rated Discovery Channel reality show Amish Mafia, delivers a sizzling tell-all about Amish life today. From the forbidden joyrides to the senseless shunnings to the colorful family feuds, he shares his frank insider's view of this fascinating and secretive society. You've seen the pretty postcards and the shiny tourist brochures. Now, Amish Confidential takes readers beyond the buggies, bonnets, and beards--into the hidden heart of back-roads Amish country. The all-night field parties. The prohibited automobiles. The nosy neighbors and prissy tattletales. It's all here: the many "English temptations." The stitch-and-bitch quilting bees. The sex, alcohol, and illicit Wi-Fi. And the random acts of kindness and remarkable forgiveness, too. Interest in the Amish has never been greater. The tourist counts keep breaking new records. Amish Mafia is back for a fourth blockbuster season on TV, joined now by several spinoff shows. Amish Confidential taps right into America's fresh fascination with the throwback Amish. Stoltzfus weaves his never-before-told personal story through some high-profile Amish episodes that rocked the news in recent years, including the Nickel Mines shooting massacre, the Amish sisters' farm-stand kidnapping, and the Amish-Pagan drug gang. As America's most famous Amish tough guy makes clear on every page, there is nothing plain or simple about the plain-and-simple life"--

Author : Jennifer L. Dunn
Publisher : Transaction Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0202365220
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.20/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Courting Disaster, intimate Stalking, Culture, and Criminal Justice written by Jennifer L. Dunn and published by Transaction Publishers. This book was released on with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Adwoa Serwaa Bonsu
Publisher : Graphic Communications Group
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Graphic Showbiz written by Adwoa Serwaa Bonsu and published by Graphic Communications Group. This book was released on 2010-01-14 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Ruby Karp
Publisher : Running Press Kids
ISBN 13 : 0762462612
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.12/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Earth Hates Me written by Ruby Karp and published by Running Press Kids. This book was released on 2017-10-03 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This book is filled with juicy young person wisdom." --Amy Poehler The definitive guide to being a teen in the modern age, with sage advice from a modern teenager and appealing to fans of Rookie. Earth Hates Me presents a look inside the mind of the modern teenager--from a modern teenager's perspective. Sixteen-year-old Ruby Karp addresses the issues facing every highschooler, from grades to peer pressure to Snapchat stories, and unpacks their complicated effects on the teen psyche. Ruby advises her peers on the importance of feminism ("not just the Spice Girls version"), how to deal with jealousy and friend break-ups, family life, and much more. The book takes an in-depth look at the effect of social media on modern teens and the growing pressures of choosing the right college and career. Amy Poehler says, "This book is filled with juicy young person wisdom." With Ruby's powerful underlying message "we are more than just a bunch of dumb teenagers obsessed with our phones," Earth Hates Me is the definitive guide to being a teen in the modern age.

Author : Deborah Willis
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 014319478X
Total Pages : 386 pages
Book Rating : 4.81/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Girlfriend on Mars written by Deborah Willis and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2023-06-13 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *SHORTLISTED FOR THE 2024 STEPHEN LEACOCK MEMORIAL MEDAL FOR HUMOUR* *LONGLISTED FOR THE 2023 SCOTIABANK GILLER PRIZE* *LONGLISTED FOR THE FOREST OF READING EVERGREEN AWARD* *SHORTLISTED FOR THE 2024 ALBERTA LITERARY AWARDS GEORGES BUGNET AWARD FOR FICTION* “A sharp, funny take on capitalism, climate change, and our lifelong mission to be loved.” —People A funny, poignant, and page-turning debut novel that skewers billionaire-funded space travel in a love story of interplanetary proportions. Amber Kivinen is moving to Mars. Or at least, she will be if she wins a chance to join MarsNow. She and twenty-three reality TV contestants from around the world—including a handsome Israeli, an endearing fellow Canadian, and an assortment of science nerds and wannabe influencers—are competing for two seats on the first human-led mission to Mars, sponsored by billionaire Geoff Task. Meanwhile Kevin, Amber’s boyfriend of fourteen years, was content going nowhere until Amber left him—and their hydroponic weed business—behind. As he tends to the plants growing in their absurdly overpriced Vancouver basement apartment, Kevin tunes in to find out why the love of his life is so determined to leave the planet with somebody else. An audaciously original debut from an “immensely talented writer” (Emily St. John Mandel), Girlfriend on Mars is at once a satirical indictment of our pursuit of fame and wealth amidst environmental crisis, and an exploration of humanity’s deepest longing, greatest quest, and most enduring cliché: love.