1001 Hilarious Mom Jokes And Wisecracks For Mothers And The Entire Family

Author : Sarah S Robbins
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.36/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 1001 Hilarious Mom Jokes and Wisecracks for Mothers and the Entire Family written by Sarah S Robbins and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-05 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Show off your comedic skills with these hysterically cringe-worthy mom jokes Don't you just love seeing your kids' exasperated reactions after an expertly delivered one-liner? Isn't it incredibly satisfying to provoke eyerolls with your intentionally cheesy puns? The stereotypically silly mom joke is the hallmark of every fun mom. Utterly uncool, perplexingly amusing, and painfully funny, they're guaranteed to induce both groans and guffaws from anyone who hears them. You can count on your reliable wisecracks to liven up any gathering and cheer up any mood. But if you've been telling the same old quips for the past years, why not update your repertoire with this collection of brilliantly lame, but ridiculously funny mom jokes? In 1001 Hilarious Mom Jokes and Wisecracks for Mothers and the Entire Family, you will discover: Corny mom jokes that are so bad, they're terribly good! Over 1,000 rib-ticklers to restock your arsenal of cheesy wisecracks Groan-inducing one-liners that only moms can get away with Cleverly witty quips to ease the tension in any situation, no matter how awkward Ingenious wordplay that will get your family's brains ticking and their sides aching with laughter The pun-niest lines that are sure to elicit laughs, even from the most humorless member of the family Entertaining trivia about famous mothers - find out how much you have in common with these celebrity moms And much more. Everyone just loves to hate on mom jokes. That's what makes them so irresistible. The grimaces and giggles you get from telling them makes delivering the jokes as much fun as hearing them. No wonder moms have stubbornly kept mom jokes alive, even after their wives and children have repeatedly told them to stop. Carry on the tradition of hilariously terrible mom jokes and leave your family in stitches. If you're looking for the perfect puns that are guaranteed to garner exasperated eyerolls and unbridled laughter from the entire family, then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button right now.

Author : Lisa Beth Johnson
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1645171884
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.81/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Mom Jokes written by Lisa Beth Johnson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-03-09 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The authors of Okay, Boomer deliver much-needed one-liners, puns, lists, and real-life tweets to lighten the load—and life—of moms everywhere. Moms need their laughs just as much as anyone, especially when they have to relieve the stress of cranky kids, oblivious spouses, and the challenges of balancing work and family while keeping it all together—at least on the surface! Mom Jokes is a collection of more than 300 snarky, sassy, and witty jokes for moms, such as . . . Every Mother’s Day my children make me breakfast in bed. Good thing I taught them how to make bottomless mimosas. What’s the difference between me when I’m nine months pregnant and a supermodel? Nothing, because my husband values his life. The good thing about going back to work after having kids is that you have your mom boss voice perfected. I thought my seven-year-old was mature enough to feed our goldfish—and he is—he just isn’t mature enough to know they don’t eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. From family life and the daily grind to food and entertainment, this collection of jokes nails the ups and downs of motherhood, giving moms light-hearted moments to get through the heavy lifting.

Author : Chantelle Grace
Publisher : BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC
ISBN 13 : 1424558816
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Best. Mom Jokes. Ever. written by Chantelle Grace and published by BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I told my mom I couldn't reach the high notes in my choir class... She said I should get a ladder! Every time we go to the ocean, my mom tells me to say hello... the ocean just waves back! If you love arguing about why it’s important to wear a coat when it’s 12 degrees outside... you should be a mom! There’s a legend that if you go take a shower and scream “MOM!” three times... a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot! The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Best. Mom Jokes. Ever.! Get ready for eyerolls, head shakes, and "aha" moments as you navigate through these mom jokes that make little truths so funny. If you think you’ve heard every mom joke in the book, think again. Best. Mom Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you throwing up your hands and declaring, “Because I said so!”

Author : Elias Hill
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781975628192
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.95/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 101 Mom Jokes written by Elias Hill and published by . This book was released on 2017-08-23 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here they are! More mom jokes. But not just silly pun jokes, or yo' mamma jokes, these jokes make light of parenting, spouses, and wine addiction. Get these funny jokes today for your mom. She'll be nodding in agreement as and cracking up at the truth behind the humor. Mom jokes, like dad jokes only smarter! Get your copy of 101 Mom Jokes Volume 2, today!

Author : Jo King
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1631584812
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.17/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Jokes for Mom written by Jo King and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn how to be the funniest, most wisecracking mom around! Mom, does your family drive you crazy? Do you enjoy complaining to your girlfriends about your husband and your in-laws? Do you need some inspiration for how to respond to your kids’ whining and begging? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you! This comedic collection of witty one-liners and sarcastic retorts is for any mom in need of a good laugh and some appreciation for all of her hard work. Included are jokes such as: Mother (noun): One person who does the work of twenty. For free. Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. Daughter: Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? Mom: I don’t know, dear, you’ll have to ask your grandma. There’s a legend that if you go take a shower and scream “MOM!” three times, a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot! Jokes for Moms will leave you laughing out loud and rolling your eyes in agreement before you can even say, “Because I said so!”

Author : Matthew Cooper
Publisher : Power Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781925967043
Total Pages : 138 pages
Book Rating : 4.42/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Matthew Cooper and published by Power Pub. This book was released on 2019-05-05 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad Jokes is an absolute must-read! This book covers over 400+ of The Best Dad Jokes with such a large variety. Have your friends and family cracking up over the most awful/hilarious jokes and puns you've ever heard. Or even better, battle it out in a "Try not to laugh" challenge and watch the jokes become even funnier! What does a buffalo say to his son when he drops him off at school? "Bison." Looking for a Fathers Day Gift? Search no more, with this classic book. What to expect: Father and Son Jokes Family Jokes Marriage Jokes Work Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Alcohol Jokes Animal Jokes Food Jokes General Wordplay Jokes Crude Jokes Countless Cheesy Puns Over 400+ Jokes What are you waiting for? Scroll up and click the buy now button for a hilarious experience!

Author : Witty Jester
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 372 pages
Book Rating : 4.42/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Don't Laugh Challenge - Mother's Day Edition written by Witty Jester and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-25 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who's funnier in your family -- Mom or Dad? Now's the time to put them to the test! Dad jokes get all the limelight... but sometimes Mom's just funnier. Chances are, you've never even heard of a mom joke -- but you can bet your bottom dollar that your mom can have you cringing and groaning just as well as your dad can -- if not better! And moms are all about sharing, so why not get the whole family involved in telling side-splitting mom jokes? Throw in a handful of head-scratching brain teasers, a generous sprinkling of riddles, and a few trick questions -- as well as the odd tongue twister here and there -- and you've got a recipe for instant hilarity and whole-family fun. Packed to the brim with hilarious jokes and silly scenarios, this edition of Don't Laugh Challenge will make certain your family will never be short of witty one-liners or groan-worthy knock knock jokes again. If you want to turn Mother's Day into a whole family experience, then look no further. Armed to the teeth with mom jokes, riddles, and fascinating mom facts, you're sure to create memories that will last a lifetime. Want more of a challenge? Dare your family not to laugh while you pick the best jokes -- just watch them try to keep a straight face! In Don't Laugh Challenge - Mother's Day Edition, you'll find the perfect recipe for a fun-filled Mother's Day celebration. You'll discover: Mountains of cringe-worthy jokes (give Dad a run for his money!) All the best mom-themed riddles and brain teasers designed to appeal to every member of the family -- no matter how old they are Oodles of fascinating facts and trivia about all things Mom Jokes even the moodiest of teens won't be able to resist A surefire way to get even the littlest members of the family giggling their heads off No riddle left unanswered (don't worry -- everyone will get to sleep tonight!) A shiny new way to make time fly on boring car journeys and stay-at-home Sundays An easy answer to unrivalled whole-family bonding And much more. Mother's Day is all about celebrating Mom -- but without the whole family, she wouldn't be who she is, and the best present of all is having all her loved ones around her laughing together. But just as we love Mom all year round, Don't Laugh Challenge isn't just for Mother's Day -- it's for a lifetime of love and laughter. To discover the perfect way for the whole family to celebrate Mom together, scroll up and click "Add to Cart" right now.

Author : Matthew Cooper
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781925967005
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.0X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Matthew Cooper and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-24 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Harold Foster
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781797768458
Total Pages : 330 pages
Book Rating : 4.5X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Knock Knock Jokes Hilarious Jokes for Kids written by Harold Foster and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-24 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you want to have a good time no matter your age, then keep reading. ☆★☆ Buy A Paperback Version & Get Kindle Version Free. ☆★☆ A smile can make you feel good, but laughter takes that feeling deep down inside impacting both your emotional and physical health. Kids can benefit from a boost of laughter too. Funny kids (and adults) love funny jokes, and this collection of funny knock knock jokes promises fun and a lot of giggles and laughter for the whole family. What makes this book different? Here are some of the chapters included in the book. Food Knock Knock Jokes Money Knock Knock Jokes Names Knock Knock Jokes Animals Knock Knock Jokes Kids are natural comedians so why not encourage them to get punny with these kid-approved jokes that require little to no explanation from parents. Just don't be surprised when the comedy sketch goes beyond today! Furthermore, because this book is enrolled in Kindle Matchbook Program, the kindle edition of this book will be available to you for free when you purchase the paperback version from Amazon.com. Also, I added a couple of Bonus Chapters of my books "Dad Jokes: More Than 1000 Terribly Amusing Puns That Will Make You Laugh" and "Riddles, Brain Teasers, and Trick Questions for Kids: A Fun Book of Questions for You and Your Friends!" I hope you enjoy them! Scroll to the top of the page and click the "Add to Cart" button!

Author : Johnny Laughing
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781512315790
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.96/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Knock Knock! written by Johnny Laughing and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-06-02 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best-Selling Joke Book for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny knock knock jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. From this Funny Joke Book... Knock knock! Who's there? Adore! Adore who? Adore stands between us, open up! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? C's! C's who? C's the day! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Abbey! Abbey who? Abbey stung me on the nose! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Closure! Closure who? Closure mouth when you eat! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today! Tags: funny knock knock jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, food, joke book, knock knock book, ebook, books, funny, knock knock jokes, ebooks, funny jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, kids books, funny knock knock jokes, joke book, food book, joke books, hilarious, lol, laughing, laughter, knock knock, funny jokes, funny joke book, book for kids, kindle book, kindle ebook, joke, jokes, jokes for kids, jokes for children, knock knock jokes, knock knock jokes for kids, funny jokes, jokes online, comedy, humor, early reader, beginning reader, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes, ages5-12, ages 6-8, ages 9-12, comedy, humor, preteen, young adult laughing, kids comedy