Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book

Author : The Team Golfwell
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781530123544
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.42/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book written by The Team Golfwell and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reviewed as one of the Funniest adult golf joke books on the market today. A Great Gift for Any Golfer! Over 200 pages of golf jokes. Puts everyone in a great mood. Laughter helps you relax and focus. No corny jokes here. This is the first adult golf joke book of its kind. It will chase the blues away and put everyone in a great mood. Amazing compilation of the funniest adult golf jokes ever heard! Hilarious Golf jokes for the clubhouse bar, delays on the golf course, tee backups. There are also entertaining golf anecdotes, and quotations from well known people throughout the book, like Bill Murray who said, Laughter will help you relax, and the more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything, the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are with your job, the better you are with yourself. Over 200 pages of spectacularly howling jokes. Laughter helps you relax and focus. This is the first adult golf joke book of its kind. Don't accept imitations. Golfwell has since wrote three more Adult Golf Joke Books, Fascinating Golf Stories, and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes; "Great Golf Formats, Golf Betting Games, and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes; and Golf Tips and More Adult Golf Jokes. Non-stop laughter! He'll remember you for the laughter it brings. SCROLL UP and get this book! Adults Only

Author : At Golfwell Net The Team
Publisher : Volume One
ISBN 13 : 9780473355494
Total Pages : 212 pages
Book Rating : 4.93/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book: A Treasury Hilarious Jokes On The Course, Clubhouse Bar, Or Tee Box Or Basically Anywhere. written by At Golfwell Net The Team and published by Volume One. This book was released on 2016-04-02 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Very funny long story jokes! Hilarious! An overnight best-selling adults only joke book. Great for golfers and lots of fun and laughs. All long story R rated jokes - like the jokes comedians tell and act out. Great gift for golfers everywhere. Jokes relieve tension and brighten the day! Great fun and enjoyment!

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Book Rating : 4.92/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book written by and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Chester Croker
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781694940766
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.64/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Golf Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-22 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Golf Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Golfing Jokes provides golfers of all abilities with over 200 pages of hilarious golf jokes that will have you laughing out loud. These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with. In this hysterical golf joke book, you will find over 1,000 golf jokes that you can laugh at yourself or tell them to your golf buddies, or on golf tours, club matches, functions or society days. This is probably the biggest and best collection of the very best golfing jokes and puns you will find anywhere. You can easily change the names in the jokes to suit your own story telling purposes. Golfing One-Liners Question and Answer style golf jokes to tell your golf buddies Caddie Gags Short Golf Jokes Longer Golf Joke Set-ups Rude Golf Jokes Golf Quotes / Golf Quotations Golf Parables Funny Bumper Stickers for Golfers Kids Golf Jokes This huge golf joke book is one that you will definitely refer back to for years to come. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh, so buy this funny golfing jokes book now. Tags:- golf jokes, golf gifts, golf present, golf gags, golf stories, golf jokes for men, best golf jokes, funny golfers jokes

Author : Team at Golfwell
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781547227860
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.69/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Great Golf Formats written by Team at Golfwell and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-09 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why is this Golf Book different? It's a great gift for a weekend golfer, a source of new golf games to liven up a golf round, and it's the Third book in "Golfwell's Adult Golf Joke Book Series" for lots of fun and laughs. He'll love you for the enjoyment and good times this book brings. He won't have to ever think of ways to liven the routine of weekend golf. He won't have to sort through hundreds of golf game formats. These games aren't complicated and produce the most excitement and fun. This book has fun variations to add to golf games like "MeToos", or "Portuguese Caddy." BONUS: Also included are amazing celebrity golf stories and golf jokes scattered in the pages of this book. It's an entertaining read and puts the reader in a great mood. SECOND BONUS: A journal is also included at the end to keep track of which games were enjoyed the most and the scores for future reference. He can carry the book in his golf bag or have the Kindle version on his phone. REVIEWS: "Long jokes and there's no one-liners in it. Beyond 5 stars!" "I haven't laughed this hard for 20 years!" "This is one of the funniest joke book I've ever read. It's definitely is the funniest golf joke book I've ever read. It's in my top five joke books." "Great book and some of the jokes are appropriate for mixed company. Men and women laugh hard and loud." "One of the best joke books on the market today!" SCROLL UP and get this enjoyable book and he'll have great times and love you for the laughs it brings! Adults Only!

Author : Team at Golfwell
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781541223936
Total Pages : 228 pages
Book Rating : 4.34/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes written by Team at Golfwell and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-22 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Stories and Adult Jokes. This book makes an excellent gift for the golfer in your family or a relative or friend. These are little known amusing stories about the greats in the game like Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and many others.A preview: "Phil Mickelson's dad, Phil Sr., finally gave in to Phil begging to go with his dad to play golf at the Balboa Park Country Club, but his dad didn't think the club would allow a three-year-old on the course. Phil persisted in begging his dad to play and Phil Sr. finally gave in. Three-year-old Phil loved it and moved along the course well except when they came to the 18th hole which Phil didn't want to play since it was the final hole and that meant he couldn't play anymore."Here's a sample joke:There once was a farmer whose wife had died and left him with three beautiful teenage daughters. They lived next to a golf course and many young men who played the course noticed the daughters and many young men sought eagerly to date them. All the young men had heard the beautiful teenage daughters went out on dates with different young men every Saturday. They had their pick of suitors and were choosy but loved it. But, the farmer would stand at the door with his shotgun, making it clear to their suitors he wanted no shenanigans from them. Another Saturday night came around. About 7 p.m., there was a knock on the door. The farmer answered the door with shotgun in hand. The young golfer said, "Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. I'm taking her to the show. Is she ready to go?" The farmer thought Joe was very coolnd told them to enjoy themselves. A few minutes later, another knock was heard. A second golfer appeared and said, "Hi, I'm Eddie. I'm here for Betty. I'm taking her for spaghetti. I hope she's ready." The farmer laughed and thought Eddie was very cool and told them to enjoy themselves. A few minutes after that, a third knock was heard. "Hi, I'm Chuck..." The farmer shot him. With over 200 pages of humorous golf stories, inspiring quotes from famous golfers, and original golf jokes, this book will chase the blues away and put everyone in a great mood! REVIEWS: "Easy to read short stories/essays/jokes. Lots of laughs with plenty of adult humor... Word of Caution: Don't read if your bladder is full :) L. Charles Wimer, III (Verified Purchase) "Great stuff!" - Richard Rettke (Verified Purchase) "Excellent with lots of laughs! Hard to put down. Has a variety of intelligent stories, R rated jokes, and thought provoking quotes - all good positive stuff. I bought it to read on a flight and loved it! Keep them coming!" - G. Carter, Chicago. SCROLL UP and get this book. He'll love you for the laughs it brings! ADULTS ONLY!

Author : Chester Croker
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781087400013
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.15/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Adult Golf Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-08-04 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking for funny adult golfing jokes you've certainly come to the right place. Here you will find plenty of rude and crude funny adult golf jokes.These mucky smutty coarse golfing jokes will make you smile that's for sure.While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best adult golfing jokes and puns. Hopefully these dirty golf jokes won't drive you around the bend.Buy it now.

Author : Bill Murray
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0767905229
Total Pages : 223 pages
Book Rating : 4.20/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Cinderella Story written by Bill Murray and published by Crown. This book was released on 2000-05-16 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the funniest, most beloved, and most often quoted entertainers in the world tells his tale of Life and Golf--and of somehow surviving both. With his brilliant creation, groundskeeper Carl Spackler, and the outrageous success of the film Caddyshack firmly etched into the American consciousness, Bill Murray and golf have become synonymous. Filled with Murray's trademark deadpan and dead-on humor, Cinderella Story chronicles his love affair with golf from the life lessons he learned as a caddy--"how to smoke, curse, play cards. But more important, when to"--to his escapades on the Pro-Am golf circuit at the Augusta National and as a fan at the Masters, the U.S. Open, and the Western Open. An up-by-the-bootstraps tale of a man, his muse, and our society's fascination with a little white ball, Cinderella Story is one pilgrim's bemused path through the doglegs.

Author : Mike Vago
Publisher : Workman Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0761154132
Total Pages : 19 pages
Book Rating : 4.36/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Miniature Book of Miniature Golf written by Mike Vago and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 19 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect golfing gift: A book that is a complete, working 9-hole miniature golf course, with miniature golf balls and putter included. The first book you can play through. The book that's a true original. Featuring nine themed courses, from pirates to dinosaurs to the classic windmill, The Miniature Book of Miniature Golf celebrates the silliness and the golf-for-everyone! attitude of Putt-Putt. Each page in the book is a cleverly designed hole, modeled on real mini golf courses. Tap the ball through the grooves and make sure to avoid the obstacles. Then see if you can get it in the clown's mouth on the last hole. Every hole is par fun.

Author : Team Golfwell
Publisher : Team Golfwell
ISBN 13 : 1981998098
Total Pages : 359 pages
Book Rating : 4.98/5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Complete Guide For Golfers Over 50 written by Team Golfwell and published by Team Golfwell. This book was released on 2018-01-02 with total page 359 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you want to maintain yourself, this book is for you and it makes a great gift for the golfer. ENDORSED BY SENIORS GOLFERS OF AMERICA - "This is a complete informational and motivational book in which seniors learn what Arnold, Jack, Langer, Irwin, Trevino, and many other top golfers have said about golfers over 50." FROM AUSTRALIAN SENIOR GOLFERS - "This book has over 300 pages of what would be expected stuff like overall golf advice, golf tips, golf techniques and golf equipment advice – but there’s much more. The much more includes complete golfing exercise programs, ways to loosen stiff joints, diet information and goal setting. (There’s even some bonus pages at the back if you want to get really serious and record your fitness progress)." "But what really sets A Complete Guide For Golfers Over 50 apart is the emphasis on fun. Not only is there a full chapter of golf jokes, there are jokes interspersed throughout the manual and another section on fun formats and suggestions on keeping up the interest by varying your routines. Live longer and healthier, absorb some wisdom (and maybe a game changing insight) from the greats, and laugh more. Much better than getting the sh*ts over a fluffed chip shot." "I found the second chapter What Great Players in Golf Have Said About Senior Golfers to be particularly valuable (Golfwell personally contacted many of those contributing)." "Amongst some great golf and life advice I particularly liked Lee Trevino’s quip: “The older I get, the better I used to be.” - Brian O'Hare, Founder Senior Golfers of Australia. This over 300-page guide is for senior golfers who want to learn a higher level of play and maintain that level as the years pass. You will learn what Arnold, Jack, Bernhard Langer, Hale Irwin, Trevino, and many other top golfers have said about golfers over 50. You will get fun golf formats such as “Me Toos,” “Wolf for High Handicappers.” You will have our favorite adult jokes and stories to tell during delays on the course, backups at the tee, or the 19th hole clubhouse drinks. You will get our favorite fitness programs covering the 5 elements needed for a well-rounded fitness program to make you leaner and stronger: 1. Aerobics, so you will be less tired during the last 4 to 5 holes. 2. Total Body Resistance and Weight Training. Having good muscle tone make you play better. Toned muscles use up more calories to help you with weight loss. 3. Core Exercises. You will discover how to strengthen your core muscles to play better, swing easier, and hit it farther. 4.Balance Training. To help you make an even tempo balanced golf swing. 5. Stretching Programs to help maintain your flexibility. You will learn the diets of top senior golfers. You will learn why golfers live longer. Bonus: This book contains a Free Journal to use and keep track of your exercise programs to maintain your fitness. Get this Guide and begin your journey to your full golf potential by becoming a more skillful, leaner, energetic, and happier golfer! Tags: sports, sports book, sports gift, golf accessories, golf, golf club book, golf book, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, golf, rules of golf, golf rules, golf rule books, golf rule book, golf coaching, coaching golf, pga tour, golf books, top golfers, rules of golf 2019, senior golf books, golf books for seniors, books for over 50 golfers,