Great Lies To Tell Small Kids

Author : Andy Riley
Publisher : Plume
ISBN 13 : 9780452286245
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.47/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Great Lies to Tell Small Kids written by Andy Riley and published by Plume. This book was released on 2006-01-31 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More wicked humor from the mind of the bestselling author of The Book of Bunny Suicides and The Return of the Bunny Suicides. Cartoonist Andy Riley turns his irreverent wit to another group of small creatures that lurk among us seemingly everywhere: children. From the benign (every ant you meet must be named) to the truly cruel (Ronald McDonald is dead!), each hilarious cartoon has a tall tale to educate children and entertain wicked adults everywhere.

Author : Andy Riley
Publisher : Hodder & Stoughton
ISBN 13 : 1444716816
Total Pages : 181 pages
Book Rating : 4.18/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Loads More Lies to tell Small Kids written by Andy Riley and published by Hodder & Stoughton. This book was released on 2006-10-05 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It takes the beaks of seven penguins to make a Penguin biscuit'; 'All wind is made by wind farms'; 'Wine makes mummy clever'; 'Milk feels pain'. These are just some of the great lies that Andy Riley had you telling your kids last Christmas, in the Sunday Times bestseller GREAT LIES TO TELL SMALL KIDS. Now here are LOADS MORE LIES, to bamboozle more kids and entertain wicked adults everywhere... A brilliant sequel to the Sunday Times Top Ten bestseller.

Author : Laura Rankin
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN 13 : 1599900106
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.00/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Ruthie and the (Not So) Teeny Tiny Lie written by Laura Rankin and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2007-07-01 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ruthie loves tiny things and when she finds a tiny camera on the playground she is very happy, but after she lies and says the camera belongs to her, nothing seems to go right. 25,000 first printing.

Author : Cori Doerrfeld
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0735231133
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.39/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Rabbit Listened written by Cori Doerrfeld and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-02-20 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A moving and universal picture book about empathy and kindness, sure to soothe heartaches big and small—now a New York Times bestseller and a perfect gift for any special occasion When something sad happens, Taylor doesn't know where to turn. All the animals are sure they have the answer. The chicken wants to talk it out, but Taylor doesn't feel like chatting. The bear thinks Taylor should get angry, but that's not quite right either. One by one, the animals try to tell Taylor how to act, and one by one they fail to offer comfort. Then the rabbit arrives. All the rabbit does is listen . . . which is just what Taylor needs. With its spare, poignant text and irresistibly sweet illustration, The Rabbit Listened is about how to comfort and heal the people in your life, by taking the time to carefully, lovingly, gently listen.

Author : Andy Riley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780340828991
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.94/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Book of Bunny Suicides written by Andy Riley and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Illustrated in a stark and simple style, this collection of outrageous cartoons follows over 100 bunnies as they find ever more outlandish ways to do themselves in.

Author : Andy Riley
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0452288568
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.60/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Loads More Lies to Tell Small Kids written by Andy Riley and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-04-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Loads more laughs—from the man who put the funny in The Book of Bunny Suicides. Just when you were about to run out of lies to tell small children, the creator of the bestselling Bunny Suicides books is back with more wickedly funny falsehoods for the truly twisted. Each hilarious cartoon tells a tall tale guaranteed to trouble guileless minds and crack up the grown-ups. So, find yourself a wide-eyed youngster and ask: Did you know... • If you rub two redheaded kids together, you can make fire • Your dad's got one nipple and two belly buttons • If you drop a tooth in a glass of Coke, after a day it becomes a white butterfly • French people eat croissants and poo baguettes • If you cut a badger in half with an axe it turns into two chipmunks If Andy Riley believed in wearing pants, they'd be on fire right now! For the inner child and pathological liar in all of us, Loads More Lies is truly hysterical.

Author : Carolyn Larsen
Publisher : Baker Books
ISBN 13 : 1493405330
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.36/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Telling the Truth (Growing God's Kids) written by Carolyn Larsen and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stories to Encourage Positive Behavior in Small Children The preschool and kindergarten years are some of the most important formative years of a person's life. Habits and attitudes developed during these crucial years affect a child for the rest of his or her life. These years are also a challenging time for parents as their children test boundaries (and patience). How parents and children respond makes all the difference in the world. The Growing God's Kids series is designed to help young children understand their feelings, develop godly ways to deal with temptations, and form positive attitudes and behaviors that will serve them well in the future. In Telling the Truth, parents and children are encouraged to address lying and discover the value of telling the truth.

Author : Charlie Ellis
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1632281392
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.95/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Outrageous Fibs We Tell the Kids written by Charlie Ellis and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-08-22 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect book for any parent who has spun a tale or two, or first-time parents who need a little guidance on the art of fibbing! Remember all the small falsehoods you were told as a child, from carrots helping you see in the dark to Santa checking up on your behavior all year round? This book will guarantee laughs as you reminisce on the bizarre tales your younger self believed. And if you now have your own little rascals to look after, it might provide you with some invaluable lies for when you want them to behave. Sometimes it’s the only way!

Author : Carolyn Larsen
Publisher : Baker Books
ISBN 13 : 9780801009266
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Telling the Truth written by Carolyn Larsen and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stories to Encourage Positive Behavior in Small Children The preschool and kindergarten years are some of the most important formative years of a person's life. Habits and attitudes developed during these crucial years affect a child for the rest of his or her life. These years are also a challenging time for parents as their children test boundaries (and patience). How parents and children respond makes all the difference in the world. The Growing God's Kids series is designed to help young children understand their feelings, develop godly ways to deal with temptations, and form positive attitudes and behaviors that will serve them well in the future. In Telling the Truth, parents and children are encouraged to address lying and discover the value of telling the truth.

Author : Andy Riley
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452119317
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.11/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dawn of the Bunny Suicides written by Andy Riley and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-07-27 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling series of twisted comic strip collections returns, packed with even more self-destructive rabbits. The bunnies are back and there’s only one thing on their minds. From the author of the bestselling The Book of Bunny Suicides and Return of the Bunny Suicides comes a whole new batch of fluffy little rabbits who just don’t want to live anymore. Twice as long as the previous books (over 150 deaths!), this volume offers more bunny for your buck than ever before! Whether they’re getting stomped, stabbed, or sautéed, impaled by pink flamingos, or done in by heavy metal drummers, this collection of rabbit-related self-destruction has it all. Dark, twisted, and perfectly irresistible, it will be a must have for new and old Bunny Suicide fans alike. “Wonderfully deviant.” —The Washington Post “All this sick humor is reminiscent of Gary Larson’s The Far Side . . . . A deadly combination of funny and just naughty enough.” —Publishers Weekly