How To Answer Do These Pants Make My Ass Look Fat

Author : Athol Kay
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781468158533
Total Pages : 284 pages
Book Rating : 4.38/5 ( download)

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Download or read book How to Answer "Do These Pants Make My Ass Look Fat?" written by Athol Kay and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-02-07 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of brilliant and hilariously true essays that everyone interested in love, sex and marriage needs to read. A fearless intellect coupled with a compassionate spirit, Athol ruthlessly tosses out the politically correct bath water but keeps the babies safe. At times controversial, at times wickedly funny, but always a powerful voice for love, marriage and hope. Important stuff this book tells you that you simply have to know: The two types of men that women ping pong between. Page 9. How to answer "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" and get laid like tile. Page 11. Why the wedding vows aren't the actual marriage agreement. Page 16. Seventeen ways women reveal they are attracted to you. Page 25. How to tell if a SAHM is going to be great, or spend half the day on Facebook. Page 27. How to beat approach anxiety. Page 31. What to do when your wife won't have sex with you. Page 35. How to lead your wife so that she wants to follow you. Page 40. Why monogamy works best for most men. Page 50. How the wrong college degree can ruin your sex life. Page 59. How to spot when your wife is testing you. Page 69. What it means when your wife says she's bored. Page 71. What she's really saying when she says, "I love you, but I'm not in love with you." Page 76. Why you should never ask for marriage advice from your close friends. Page 79. How submission really works for women. Page 85. When you should rescue her and when you should let natural consequences just play out. Page 91. Why everyone gets the male mid-life crisis wrong and what is really happening. Page 92. What makes up the female mid-life crisis. Page 94. How to hit her sexual "Big Red Easy Button." Page 106. What happens when you have sex at 87.3% of maximum roughness and why it drives her wild. Page 108. What you should never do if she asks you to move out. Page 110. The "Second Date Rule." Page 116. Why her gaining fifteen pounds means she's into you. Page 117. Why it's not your job to cure their sexual dysfunction. Page 123. What the female arm slap means. Page 125. Learn what acts like Kryptonite to women. Page 131. Why being an asshole secretly pleases women. Page 137. Why being a White Knight is a bad idea, and being a Horny Knight is a great one. Page 150. Why catering to women makes them like you less. Page 152. How to get her to try something kinky. Page 154. Why SAHM's need to be SAHM's "Plus Something." Page 160. How helping a friend out can accidentally make your wife attracted to him. Page 169. What to say after she cooks dinner that will make her melt. Page 172. How to tell the difference between your marriage sucking, and your life sucking. Page 176. How a hot bedroom fantasy can turn into your wife cheating on you and refusing to stop. Page 178. How polyamory and swinging really works. Page 180. Why being playfully mean to girls turns them on. Page 182. How female logic works when it comes to men. Page 196. What to do if she offers you sex, but says she doesn't want an orgasm. Page 197. The best revenge possible to take against a cheating girlfriend. Page 201. How to handle a drama queen. Page 204. Why women should have long hair and ignore their friends telling them to go short. Page 208. The #1 thing men crave women to do in the bedroom (It's not a blowjob!) Page 213. What to do when your friend starts trying to steal your girl. Page 217. Learn just how many women fantasize about being used for sex. Page 224. Assuming she's into it, why you should only spank your wife when she's being good. Page 228. How to fall out of love as quickly as possible. Page 234. Why a wife going on a Girl's Night Out drives her husband batshit crazy. Page 240. The only way to build self-esteem that works. Page 244. Why the main complaint about monogamy is that it works. Page 254. How to know if she is worth marrying. Page 264. What people really mean when they tell you to "Just be yourself." Page 267.

Author : David DeBatto
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780446510622
Total Pages : 464 pages
Book Rating : 4.29/5 ( download)

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Download or read book CI: Team Red written by David DeBatto and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2007-09-03 with total page 464 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Into the Heart of Terror In a story so explosive that he can only tell it as fiction, former counterintelligence special agent David DeBatto takes us onto a new kind of battlefield, beyond the reach of reporters, and into the covert ops of elite tactical intelligence teams. Their number one job: to pierce the secrets of an enemy-before the enemy reaches us... Staff Sgt. David DeLuca had a love/hate relationship with the Armed Forces. Then came 9/11. After a career as a street cop, he went to war-and put his skills to work in a secret army within an army. Part detective, con man, spy, and soldier, DeLuca is now hunting a Saddam loyalist Centcom thought was dead. To catch his prey, he'll have to outmaneuver him using microscopic forensic evidence, high-tech espionage tools, and gut instincts. But as he follows a deadly trail out of the Sunni Triangle into Iran, a horrifying picture is coming clear to DeLuca and his elite "red" team: a terrorist group already has its fangs in the USA-and needs to be hunted down and eliminated right now...

Author : George M. Dean
Publisher : Gatekeeper Press
ISBN 13 : 1662941145
Total Pages : 219 pages
Book Rating : 4.46/5 ( download)

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Download or read book So, Is Retirement Supposed To Suck? written by George M. Dean and published by Gatekeeper Press. This book was released on 2023-10-12 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “So, Is Retirement Supposed To Suck?” is a must-read for anyone who plans on retiring someday. It speaks of author George M. Dean’s pitfalls, and how others can learn from his mistakes. This book is divided into two sections: In the first part, George recalls some of the more damaging memories from his childhood such as—his father using him as a human connection to the rabbit-ears on top of the TV. Or perhaps the time he was busted in school, by one of the nuns, for perusing through a Playboy magazine—instead of studying. You can only imagine… The second part, explains why retirement is not what it’s cracked up to be. According to George, it’s the people. No, not normal people like you and me—but those that work for major corporations, and seem to get off on responding in the most negative patterns. You’ll hear a lot of “Sorry, that’s not our policy”, or “Sir, I’m afraid that would be against protocol, so…no!” Anyone nearing retirement is sure to enjoy this humorous and honest account of our authors’ experiences.

Author : James A. Dillon
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
ISBN 13 : 1640827765
Total Pages : 359 pages
Book Rating : 4.69/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Missing written by James A. Dillon and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2022-11-03 with total page 359 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nolan Daly believes he has the dream life. He's got a beautiful wife, two adorable children, and the job he always wanted. As a lieutenant in the FDNY, on the list for promotion to captain, he feels the sky's the limit. Then 9/11 happens. Daly loses seven brothers from his Brooklyn firehouse and well over one hundred friends out of the 343 firefighters killed that horrible day. While still reeling from that tragedy, he wakes up in a hospital with a pair of detectives asking him what he did to his family. When it becomes apparent he didn't commit triple homicide, those around him figure life goes on, right? But not for Daly. He still desperately wants his kids back. Where are Emma and Mark? Are they safe? Happy? How are they getting along without Daddy? As they were toddlers when they disappeared, will they remember him if he ever finds them? While his marriage was far from perfect, could his wife really have masterminded this kidnapping? Is it a good idea to become romantically involved with the lead detective on the case? With all this swirling in his mind, Daly must keep to his normal routine. The question is, what is normal these days? Nolan struggles on a daily basis to present a facade of just another guy in the firehouse while his world is crashing around him. The longer it gets from the day of their disappearance, the more others feel he should move on. But that only steels his determination to never give up. Follow Nolan Daly as he walks the tightrope of living his life and desperately searching for his missing children.

Author : Debra Clark
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1456800604
Total Pages : 430 pages
Book Rating : 4.04/5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Compilation of Lies Men Tell When Seeking Entry into a Woman’s Panties written by Debra Clark and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-10-21 with total page 430 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book facts were gathered through listening, reading, texting, voice mail, visiting social net working chat rooms, beauty and barber shop talk, male family members, co-workers direct or indirect conversations. Some men will say anything when attempting to seek entry into a woman’s panties. It may be something you’re longing to hear after a breakup, during a vulnerable period in your life. Or you may be simply naive. Catching a not-so-serious unfaithful man in the act is a dirty job, but some woman has to do it. So let’s read up! Comprehend it and avoid it. When a man’s player card has been pulled, you will know the lie and deal with it swiftly.

Author : Mario Soldevilla
Publisher : LULU
ISBN 13 : 1483409457
Total Pages : 89 pages
Book Rating : 4.50/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Condo written by Mario Soldevilla and published by LULU. This book was released on 2014-03 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After Philip's daughter is killed in a truck accident, no one is held accountable. His attempt to gain justice through the legal system has failed. Philip, once a nice, mild-mannered guy, now has the poison of revenge in his blood. The only way to obtain justice, is to make them pay; pay - with their lives. He starts with insurance executives and trial lawyers, doing his best to make everything seem accidental. As his need for vengeance grows, a hurricane inches closer and closer to the Florida peninsula. Miami is bracing itself, and so are Philip's family lawyer, Tamara, and her husband, Marco. Tamara is Philip's last intended victim. Philip stalks her every step, all the way to the front door of her Vero Beach condo. What does it take for a man to become a killer? Is there a killer inside each of us waiting to be unmasked? Miami, beware; a storm is coming.

Author : Gena Showalter
Publisher : HQN Books
ISBN 13 : 1488036322
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.23/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Lords of the Underworld Collection Volume 4 written by Gena Showalter and published by HQN Books. This book was released on 2018-06-01 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Look for Lords of the Underworld Collection Volume 4, the exciting new novel from Gena Showalter, available from HQN books Jun 11, 2018. Pre-order your copy today!

Author : Joel Marsh
Publisher : "O'Reilly Media, Inc."
ISBN 13 : 1491912669
Total Pages : 257 pages
Book Rating : 4.69/5 ( download)

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Download or read book UX for Beginners written by Joel Marsh and published by "O'Reilly Media, Inc.". This book was released on 2015-12-21 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you want to design apps, websites, or just have an intelligent conversation about design, these quick-and-dirty lessons are for you. Based on the popular UX Crash Course from Joel Marsh?s blog?read over a million times?this book follows the real-life UX process from start-to-finish, so you can apply the skills as you learn. It is also perfect for managers, programmers, salespeople, and marketers who want to know more about designing digital products and services. -From publisher's website.

Author : Chris Zell
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0557001153
Total Pages : 94 pages
Book Rating : 4.56/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Surviving Customer Service written by Chris Zell and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-08-22 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Surviving Customer Service is the preeminent book of it's kind. Being the only makes that designation easier. Chris Zell has condensed years of customer service experience into a tome that lays out what to expect once you cross the portals into the world of customer service. Turns out, not much. In a land filled with back-stabbing workers, ineffective management, uncaring corporations and the slime that keeps this netherworld together, customers, you should enter with your eyes open, heart pre-hardened, and liver prepared for serious post-work drinking. Zell gives you the weapons to navigate through the soul-sucking landscape that you will long to escape. He'll tell you how to deal with managers (treat them like mushrooms - keep 'em in the dark, feed 'em shit); co-workers (create a fake identity because if they find out who you are the real trouble begins); and customers (have you played the 'Why?' game with a kid? They're that annoying).

Author : Richard Castle
Publisher : Disney Electronic Content
ISBN 13 : 1401303919
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.14/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Heat Rises written by Richard Castle and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2011-09-20 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the third book of the New York Times bestselling Nikki Heat series, following HEAT WAVE and NAKED HEAT, Richard Castle's new thrilling mystery continues the story of NYPD Homicide Detective, Nikki Heat. Tough, sexy, professional, Nikki Heat carries a passion for justice as she leads one of New York City's top homicide squads. In what's sure to be another smash sensation by blockbuster author Richard Castle, readers will once again follow Nikki Heat and hotshot reporter Jameson Rook as they trade barbs and innuendos all while on the trail of a murderer!