How To Live With A Neurotic Dog

Author : Stephen Baker
Publisher : McGraw-Hill/Contemporary
ISBN 13 : 9780809246281
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.87/5 ( download)

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Download or read book How to Live with a Neurotic Dog written by Stephen Baker and published by McGraw-Hill/Contemporary. This book was released on 1996 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NOW, AT LAST, YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR DOGYou think "your" life is crazy. Try looking at the world through your dog's big melting brown eyes. If your dog is neurotic (and what dog isn't these days?), consider these helpful pointers: Don't interrupt your dog's naps-- remember, he needs your bed far more than you do. Don't force your dog to play fetch just because you feel like it-- keep in mind his busy schedule too. Never bark orders at your dog. " Please" and " thank you" work wonders with the neurotic dog. Give your dog a canine personality quiz-- it's the first step before starting him on full-fledged psychoanalysis. If all else fails, feed him! Stephen Baker's delightful HOW TO LIVE WITH A NEUROTIC DOG is sure to have both you and your canine companion rolling on the floor and begging for more.

Author : Stephen Baker
Publisher : Castle Books
ISBN 13 : 9780785831785
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.89/5 ( download)

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Download or read book How to Live with a Neurotic Cat written by Stephen Baker and published by Castle Books. This book was released on 2014-06-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Does your cat express his love for you by lying on the book you're trying to read? Does your cat fight with your houseplants, play "clear the shelf", and refuse to come when called? Does your cat insist on plenty of space-- like the entire living room? Chances are that your beloved pet, like millions of other cats, is neurotic! Cats live in a constant state of one-ness, meaning they are only looking out for number one. The hilarious insight from author Stephen Baker is a tongue-in-cheek, self-help parody that provides an inside look on neurotic cats for those who either already own cats and deal with this problem every day, or those who do not own cats and enjoy laughing at those who do. If you have suffered from life with a neurotic cat, you will empathize with the author as he explains how to find peace with cats. The feline persuasion is a funny thing, and it is easy to fall prey to their deviant ways. Learn how to watch out for yourself and the rest of your household in How to Live with a Neurotic Cat. In this hilarious cat's eye view of the world, Stephen Baker tells you everything you need to live happily ever after with your feline friend (or foe). Also, don't miss How to Live with a Neurotic Dog if you happen to be rooming with an unstable canine pal as well.

Author : Stephen Baker
Publisher : Pickle Partners Publishing
ISBN 13 : 178625672X
Total Pages : 85 pages
Book Rating : 4.20/5 ( download)

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Download or read book How To Live With A Neurotic Dog written by Stephen Baker and published by Pickle Partners Publishing. This book was released on 2015-11-06 with total page 85 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “The Canine population of the United States is about 25 million. Out of this, about 25 million can be classified as neurotic—a conservative estimate. “For the millions of dog-owners seeking a solution to this distressing problem—” Faced with the complications and contradictions of modern society, today’s dog becomes a neurotic. At every turn, his prime life forces—the need to eat and sleep—are thwarted. Instinct pushes him towards satisfying this hunger; sleep is necessary to infuse him with sufficient strength to get up and eat several times a day. (The average dog may require about 24 hours rest a day.) But environmental factors prevent him from satisfying these desires. Stephen Baker, in this entertaining and delightfully fresh book, offers new help for the perplexed pooch owner. There are chapters on training, feeding and—most important—dressing a neurotic dog. You’ll read about traveling with your pet...and what you can do to eliminate sibling rivalry between dog and your baby. There is a chapter on how to psychoanalyze your dog at home, complete with charts and test batteries. You may not learn a thing, but you’ll be vastly amused. Sly and witty drawings, skillfully done by Eric Gurney, serve to complement and clarify the text that will provide every reader (dog lover or not) with a great deal of dog food for thought.

Author : Joni B Cole
Publisher : Affinity Systems
ISBN 13 : 9780975304327
Total Pages : 200 pages
Book Rating : 4.21/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Another Bad-Dog Book written by Joni B Cole and published by Affinity Systems. This book was released on 2017-01-05 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Self-aware, edgy, and masterfully crafted, this charismatic collection (including some heartbreakers) is for anyone who has ever felt over-attached to a pet, stalked her high school crush, said long goodbyes to loved ones, or tried to talk (and talk and talk) her way through the ups and downs of life. A wonderful new addition to a genre best described as humor that matters. These are roll-on-the-floor-funny, embarrassing and just plain crazy stories that your female friends have told you compiled into one handy book. Except that these stories are well articulated by an imaginative and excellent writer and they have all the guilt, shame and modesty removed from them.

Author : Steve Duno
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781402731341
Total Pages : 260 pages
Book Rating : 4.45/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Every Dog's Survival Guide to Living with a Neurotic Owner written by Steve Duno and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2003 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pity the poor pup, so loyal and faithful, who gets stuck with a clueless owner. What's a dog to do? Talk to Dear Gabby, of course, that sagest of canines. And if you want to understand Fido, you should listen in and hear what he has to say in this witty, readable selection of letters. What will you learn? Well, that your dashing Dalmation expects and even longs for good, solid training. That your retriever's shredding the furniture because he's not getting enough exercise. And that a pet shop may be the worst place to pick your pooch. If you're interested in dog care, but bored by traditional manuals, you've come to the right place to find the facts.

Author : Rabbis of Boca Raton Theological Seminary
Publisher : Little, Brown
ISBN 13 : 0316015296
Total Pages : 121 pages
Book Rating : 4.95/5 ( download)

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Download or read book How to Raise a Jewish Dog written by Rabbis of Boca Raton Theological Seminary and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2007-09-05 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura, this essential "guide" is sure to be a complete howl. Questions to Ask a Breeder: 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs? 2. Are these dogs nice? I mean of course they are. But if not, is this refundable? 3. Is this a stable business? Do you make a decent living? 4. Does the insurance kill you or is it okay? 5. Dogs are animals, does this mean you qualify for some kind of Federal ranch subsidies? 6. What do I say to people who want to know how I can spend $1500 and up on a dog when there are so many dogs to be rescued from the pound? The (make-believe) Rabbis of the (fictional) Boca Raton Theological Seminary have developed the essential dog training program for raising a Jewish dog. For the first time, the same dynamic blend of passive-aggressiveness and smothering indulgence, that unique alloy of infantilization and disingenuous manipulation that created generations of high-achieving Jewish boys and girls, can be applied to create a generation of high-achieving Jewish doggies.

Author : Nicholas Dodman
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476749035
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.37/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Pets on the Couch written by Nicholas Dodman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-07-11 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A celebrated veterinary behaviorist describes the practice of One Medicine, which hinges on the belief that humans and other animals have minds that work the same way, experience similar emotions and share the same neurochemistry, "--NoveList.

Author : Stephen 1921-2004 Baker
Publisher : Hassell Street Press
ISBN 13 : 9781014320094
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.97/5 ( download)

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Download or read book How to Live With a Neurotic Dog written by Stephen 1921-2004 Baker and published by Hassell Street Press. This book was released on 2021-09-09 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. To ensure a quality reading experience, this work has been proofread and republished using a format that seamlessly blends the original graphical elements with text in an easy-to-read typeface. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

Author : Clarissa von Reinhardt
Publisher : Dogwise Publishing
ISBN 13 : 161781007X
Total Pages : 137 pages
Book Rating : 4.77/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Chase written by Clarissa von Reinhardt and published by Dogwise Publishing. This book was released on 2010-03 with total page 137 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Almost every dog has some degree of prey drive - it's in his genes - some more than others. You may experience it when your otherwise well mannered dog suddenly takes off chasing after a rabbit, squirrel, or a jogger. The old approach to solving this problem involved the use of "corrective" devices like choke chains and electronic fences. A better approach includes training and management techniques that reward your dog for choosing to focus on and stay near you, the owner. Clarissa von Reinhardt has been working on the issue of how to deal with unwanted predatory behavior for many years. In this fascinating and inspiring book, she takes the readers step by step through her training methods, inviting them to learn more about a dog's complex spectrum of behavior, and ultimately to maintain as much control as possible over the urge to chase prey.

Author : Zig Ziglar
Publisher : B&H Publishing Group
ISBN 13 : 9780805432602
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.04/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Conversations with My Dog written by Zig Ziglar and published by B&H Publishing Group. This book was released on 2005 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Motivational author and speaker, Zig Ziglar, shares lessons of love and wisdom inspired by life with his favorite Welsh Corgi dog, Taffy.