Insults And Put Downs To Remember

Author : Joseph Rosenbloom
Publisher : Sterling Publishing (NY)
ISBN 13 : 9780806976440
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.46/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Funny Insults & Snappy Put-downs written by Joseph Rosenbloom and published by Sterling Publishing (NY). This book was released on 1982 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Feeling put down? Feeling insulted? Snap back! In this collection, readers find hundreds of funny ways to do just that, with some of the best and worst jokes around, silly gags, nutty one-liners, and more!

Author : C. J. MAC
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781523461936
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.34/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Insults and Put Downs to Remember written by C. J. MAC and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-04 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From some of the greatest names in politics, sport, the arts and music along with the comedic talents of the general public, this books presents you with a collection of hilarious barbs and insults from the subtle and the incredibly clever to the downright vicious that will leave you chuckling as you read with a likely side-effect of a much wittier office and social media banter. You will wish you had said it.... then you probably will

Author : Jim Davis
Publisher : Random House Worlds
ISBN 13 : 9780345386892
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.92/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Garfield's Insults, Put-Downs, and Slams written by Jim Davis and published by Random House Worlds. This book was released on 1994-03-02 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Garfield, the feline master of the ironic aside, puts his paw to the grindstone and lets loose with these gems: good-natured insults, purr-fect put-downs, and deceptively sweet slams. For the young, the old, and the cranky at heart, Garfield knows how you feel sometimes—and he says it, in so many words.

Author : Hugh Payne
Publisher : Black Dog & Leventhal
ISBN 13 : 160376237X
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.73/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Yo' Mama Is So... written by Hugh Payne and published by Black Dog & Leventhal. This book was released on 2011-05-20 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's everyone's favorite form of insult comedy (as seen on MTV!)—hundreds of crushingly funny one-liners about "yo' mama"—and all yo' other relatives—sure to shut people’s mouths or make them howl with laughter. Yo' mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up. Yo' mama is so old that when she was young, rainbows were black and white. Yo' mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo' mama is so dumb that when she saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. Yo' mama's so short you can see her feet on her driver’s license. So dumb, so fat, so ugly, and so old have never been SO FUNNY, thanks to this exhaustive and inventive assortment of laugh-out-loud one-line jokes sure to cause a sensation. Hundreds of quotable and easy-to-remember quips have been gathered here by a comedy master, and the result is a relentless collection of wholesome, all-in-good-fun nastiness for every occasion. Divided into handy categories (in case you happen to need a boatload of fat jokes, skinny jokes, or whatever) Yo' Mama Is So... is an essential addition to the humor shelf of any self-respecting smart aleck. Hey...what did you call my mama??!!

Author : Dick Burns
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781511542050
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.55/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Big Book of Insults written by Dick Burns and published by . This book was released on 2015-04-01 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : April Cassidy
Publisher : Kregel Publications
ISBN 13 : 0825443946
Total Pages : 263 pages
Book Rating : 4.47/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Peaceful Wife written by April Cassidy and published by Kregel Publications. This book was released on 2016-01-27 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “This book walks each of us through the reality checks we need in order to have the marriage we want!” —Shaunti Feldhahn, social researcher and best-selling author of For Women Only In today’s workplace, women are often rewarded for having type A personalities: driven, demanding, ambitious, and strong. Yet when it comes to their marriages, those same traits can backfire. After all, no one goes into marriage hoping for a promotion. What is a wife to do? April Cassidy knows this struggle firsthand. She thought she was a great Christian wife and begged God to make her passive husband into a more loving, involved, godly leader. Instead, God opened her eyes to changes that she needed to make, such as laying down her desire for control and offering genuine, unconditional respect—not just love—to her husband. Cassidy’s conclusions may be as startling to readers as they were to her, but The Peaceful Wife shares how she and many others have learned to reorient their lives to biblical commands—resulting in healthier, happier marriages. In the end, you’ll find The Peaceful Wife a powerful path to God’s design for women to live in full submission to Christ as Lord.

Author : Beyond Funny
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.56/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 450 One Line Insults and Put Downs written by Beyond Funny and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-12-19 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you want to verbally destroy your friends and family with hilarious comebacks, without sounding like a child, then read on... Looking to zing your friends, family, and co-workers with laughable one liners? Want a quick and simple insult that is perfect for every situation? In need of a hilarious gag gift that'll leave your recipient laughing out loud? If so, 450 One Line Insults and Put Downs is for you, because it was written by professional comedians that specialize in raunchy retorts, crafted comebacks, and ouch-worthy insults. Imagine having hundreds of hilarious responses at your disposal next time someone, friend or foe, tries to pick you fight with you! Why This Book Is Different This book is different because it is jam packed with content that is ACTUALLY funny for adults. You'll Soon Discover Hundreds of jaw-dropping and hilarious insults that will leave your opponent speechless. The perfect one-line comeback for the friend that just loves giving you the finger. Why this book is the perfect gag gift for someone that could use a helping hand in an argument. What your personality, a busted chap stick, and beached whale all have in common. A few golden classics involving your mother and all the terrible things about her. And so much more! Scroll To The Top Of The Page And Add To Cart Now!

Author : William B. Irvine
Publisher : Oxford University Press
ISBN 13 : 0190665041
Total Pages : 260 pages
Book Rating : 4.43/5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Slap in the Face written by William B. Irvine and published by Oxford University Press. This book was released on 2017-08-09 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Insults are part of the fabric of daily life. But why do we insult each other? Why do insults cause us such pain? Can we do anything to prevent or lessen this pain? Most importantly, how can we overcome our inclination to insult others? In A Slap in the Face, William Irvine undertakes a wide-ranging investigation of insults, their history, the role they play in social relationships, and the science behind them. He examines not just memorable zingers, such as Elizabeth Bowen's description of Aldous Huxley as "The stupid person's idea of a clever person," but subtle insults as well, such as when someone insults us by reporting the insulting things others have said about us: "I never read bad reviews about myself," wrote entertainer Oscar Levant, "because my best friends invariably tell me about them." Irvine also considers the role insults play in our society: they can be used to cement relations, as when a woman playfully teases her husband, or to enforce a social hierarchy, as when a boss publicly berates an employee. He goes on to investigate the many ways society has tried to deal with insults-by adopting codes of politeness, for example, and outlawing hate speech-but concludes that the best way to deal with insults is to immunize ourselves against them: We need to transform ourselves in the manner recommended by Stoic philosophers. We should, more precisely, become insult pacifists, trying hard not to insult others and laughing off their attempts to insult us. A rousing follow-up to A Guide to the Good Life, A Slap in the Face will interest anyone who's ever delivered an insult or felt the sting of one--in other words, everyone.

Author : Julie Tibbott
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1621450678
Total Pages : 310 pages
Book Rating : 4.72/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Insult Dictionary written by Julie Tibbott and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-04-18 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you long for the days when a jerk was a “cad”? Want to tell that “swillbelly” to clean up his table manners and that grumbling “glump” to stop whining? Would you like a way of saying simpleton that’s not quite so simple—“ninnyhammer,” perhaps? All this nastiness and more can be found in the pages of this fun reference book. With insults ranging from Roman times (lutum lenonium = filthy pimp) and Shakespearean snipes (I’m talking to you, you knotty-pated fool) to salty pirate-speak and Wild West zingers, you’re sure to find an insult for everyone, be they a helminth (a parasite in Ancient Greece) or a swinge-buckler (an Elizabethan braggart). Chapters are organized chronologically by historical period—Ancient Attacks, Medieval Madness, Edgy Elizabethans, Victorian Venom, Jazz Age Jibes, and Cold War Cuts—and include themed sidebars focusing on Pirate Put-Downs, Hobo Huffs, and Cowboy Curses, as well as samplers for words with many different sayings per period. Fun, a little bit lewd, and incredibly informative this is a must-read for humor fans, history buffs, armchair etymologists, and the most sneaping of breedbates.

Author : The Moma Factory
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 9781329214200
Total Pages : 82 pages
Book Rating : 4.0X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Insults! Insults! written by The Moma Factory and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-07-08 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gone are the days when formality and manners are mandatory. Today, a person's communication skills and charisma are highly dependent in his sense of humor. It may sound crazy, but jokes and insults are effective ways to gain control of social situations, but they must also be used with responsibility. With this being said, there has got to be a reason why you want to learn insults, but remember that your reason should never be to make someone else feel miserable; at least not for a very long time. People use insults and jokes all the time. There are even social events arranged specifically so that people can throw insults at each other for entertainment. You may not necessarily be aiming to participate in such events, but insults can still be used to shut someone down. They can also lighten up dull and boring situations if used properly. You'll have access to every type of insu