Just A Guy

Author : Bill Engvall
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
ISBN 13 : 1429914246
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.46/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Just a Guy written by Bill Engvall and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2007-05-29 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What does it mean to be JUST A GUY? --A guy doesn't think before he speaks. --Eating and sleeping always come first. Always. --A guy may get married, but he doesn't have to like it. --It's tough to admit, but all guys are exactly the same. Blue Collar Comedy Star Bill Engvall is JUST A GUY. He's been one his whole life. He can't help it. He was born that way. And that makes him an expert on the subject. For the record, here's the official definition of a guy: A person who doesn't think before he speaks. He can't. He's not that deep. Because a guy has only three basic needs: eating, sleeping, and sex. That's it. JUST A GUY chronicles a lifetime in pursuit of those needs. In this hilarious and heartfelt memoir, Bill Engvall takes you on the rollicking ride of his life, beginning with his childhood in Texas and adolescence in Arizona, becoming a fixture in local emergency rooms, the result of massive amounts of non-thinking behavior trying to impress girls or torture his sisters; to high school in Dallas where he dabbled in an array of truly odd jobs, learned the trombone, and came of age, all strangely connected; to college and his tenure as his fraternity's social chairman, where he masterminded a series of legendary parties and attempted to rescue his pet bird while the house was burning down (not his fault, honest); to following his dream as a standup comic and, gulp, singer; to his brief stint in children's theater while sharing the stage and the back of a van with the director's dog, and as a movie extra with forked tongue and cloth claws; to his bumbling and riotous courtship, then marriage to Gail, the love of his life; and, finally, fatherhood, where he remains, to this day, a well-meaning, but flawed parent. Through it all, Bill gamely stumbles along, struggling to maintain a façade of confidence and control. Far from a superhero, Bill Engvall is an everyday Everyman, the poster boy for normal. The result is JUST A GUY who is disarming, perceptive, wildly funny, and unexpectedly moving. JUST A GUY will make you laugh out loud and tug at your heart. Hopefully, not at the same time.

Author : Matthew Hussey
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062241761
Total Pages : 207 pages
Book Rating : 4.64/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Get the Guy written by Matthew Hussey and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2013-04-09 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most dating books tell you what NOT to do. Here's a book dedicated to telling you what you CAN do. In his book, Get the Guy, Matthew Hussey—relationship expert, matchmaker, and star of the reality show Ready for Love—reveals the secrets of the male mind and the fundamentals of dating and mating for a proven, revolutionary approach to help women to find lasting love. Matthew Hussey has coached thousands of high-powered CEOs, showing them how to develop confidence and build relationships that translate into professional success. Many of Matthew’s male clients pressed him for advice on how to apply his winning strategies not to just get the job, but how to get the girl. As his reputation grew, Hussey was approached by more and more women, eager to hear what he had learned about the male perspective on love and romance. From landing a first date to establishing emotional intimacy, playful flirtation to red-hot bedroom tips, Matthew’s insightfulness, irreverence, and warmth makes Get the Guy: Learn Secrets of the Male Mind to Find the Man You Want and the Love You Deserve a one-of-a-kind relationship guide and the handbook for every woman who wants to get the guy she’s been waiting for.

Author : Bill Engvall
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312362676
Total Pages : 280 pages
Book Rating : 4.76/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Just a Guy written by Bill Engvall and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2007-05-29 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sharing anecdotes from his own life, the popular comedian details his odyssey from small-town Texas to the often baffling world of fame and fortune.

Author : WILLIAM L HORTON
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1499025459
Total Pages : 312 pages
Book Rating : 4.53/5 ( download)

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Download or read book JUST A GUY written by WILLIAM L HORTON and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2014-05-30 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My dad, Lew Horton, always had a place to do woodworking. After he retired from Penney’s he rented places in Lincoln, Illinois to store his stuff and work on projects. I helped him to move his shop twice-- a hard, dirty job. On one move an older fellow helped, probably because he had a pickup and Dad was using part of an old chicken shed on the guy’s property for his new work space. I didn’t know the man, and when I asked Dad about him Dad explained, “He’s just a guy,” meaning, I suppose, that he was no one special and that Dad did not know him well. That phrase stuck in my mind for years, for some reason. Most of us are “just guys”, unworthy and unknown and forgotten in, at most, a generation. We are the common folk. But all of us guys really have some memories stored away that we dredge up for pleasure, contemplation, regret, analysis, and entertainment, and often they pop into my head as part of an unrelated chain of memories caused by something unknown. Some are triggered by events, others just come. I thought it would be nice to share them with someone else whether or not they wanted to know them. Perhaps this memoir will give some future historian or descendant a feel for how it was to be just a guy during my years on earth.

Author : Charlie Morris
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780595404537
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.37/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Just a Regular Guy written by Charlie Morris and published by . This book was released on 2006-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just A Regular Guy is the story of Charlie Morris, growing up in Northern Ohio with the simple ambition to join the Navy, learn a trade, and raise a family in typical Midwest middle class fashion. His life took an abrupt turn when, in 1971 while serving in Vietnam, he was hit by enemy sniper fire while on a helicopter mission in the Mekong Delta. The result of his injuries was right side paralysis with the prognosis to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair. Through hard work and determination Charlie was able to overcome his physical disability and eventually earn his college degree and begin a high school teaching career. Despite his physical limitations, his desire was just to fit into normal society without standing out from the crowd. His belief that life's hardest battles were behind him was shattered when the effects of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder invaded his life. This book tells the story of a man fighting numerous and diverse battles just trying to be a regular guy.

Author : Guy Branum
Publisher : Atria Books
ISBN 13 : 1501170236
Total Pages : 4 pages
Book Rating : 4.32/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Life as a Goddess written by Guy Branum and published by Atria Books. This book was released on 2019-06-18 with total page 4 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Smart, fast, clever, and funny (As f*ck!)” (Tiffany Haddish), this collection of side-splitting and illuminating essays by the popular stand-up comedian, alum of Chelsea Lately and The Mindy Project, and host of truTV’s Talk Show the Game Show is perfect for fans of the New York Times bestsellers Why Not Me? by Mindy Kaling and We Are Never Meeting in Real Life by Samantha Irby. From a young age, Guy Branum always felt as if he were on the outside looking in. From a stiflingly boring farm town, he couldn’t relate to his neighbors. While other boys played outside, he stayed indoors reading Greek mythology. And being gay and overweight, he got used to diminishing himself. But little by little, he started learning from all the sad, strange, lonely outcasts in history who had come before him, and he started to feel hope. In this “singular, genuinely ballsy, and essential” (Billy Eichner) collection of personal essays, Guy talks about finding a sense of belonging at Berkeley—and stirring up controversy in a newspaper column that led to a run‑in with the Secret Service. He recounts the pitfalls of being typecast as the “Sassy Gay Friend,” and how, after taking a wrong turn in life (i.e. law school), he found stand‑up comedy and artistic freedom. He analyzes society’s calculated deprivation of personhood from fat people, and how, though it’s taken him a while to accept who he is, he has learned that with a little patience and a lot of humor, self-acceptance is possible. “Keenly observant and intelligent, Branum’s book not only offers uproarious insights into walking paths less traveled, but also into what self-acceptance means in a world still woefully intolerant of difference” (Kirkus Reviews, starred review). My Life as a Goddess is an unforgettable and deeply moving book by one of today’s most endearing and galvanizing voices in comedy.

Author : Tedd Arnold
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0545537908
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.02/5 ( download)

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Download or read book There's a Fly Guy in My Soup (Fly Guy #12) written by Tedd Arnold and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-01-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At a fancy hotel dinner, Fly Guy gets into some trouble--and the restaurant's soup! When Buzz and his family have dinner in a fancy hotel's restaurant, Fly Guy isn't allowed in. After searching through the hotel's trash, Fly Guy smells a wonderful aroma coming from the restaurant's kitchen.Fly Guy causes some messy mayhem in the restaurant, and in the end, everyone needs a bath!

Author : Guy Bass
Publisher : Barrington Stoke
ISBN 13 : 9781781125922
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.29/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Aidan Abet, Teacher's Pet written by Guy Bass and published by Barrington Stoke. This book was released on 2016 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top comedy horror from a master of the genre. Aidan Abet is sick of being picked on for being a teacher's pet and a new teacher might just hold the key to getting the bullies off his back...

Author : Guy Gilchrist
Publisher : Golden Books
ISBN 13 : 9780307021793
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.93/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Guy Gilchrist's Just Imagine written by Guy Gilchrist and published by Golden Books. This book was released on 1990 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Willis Hickerson
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0557143748
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.40/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I'm Not a Therapist, I'm Just a Guy! written by Willis Hickerson and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-12 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I'm Not A Therapist, I'm Just A Guy by Willis M Hickerson Jr. is a self-help guide to love and relationship that gives women an insight into the thought process of men. It offers a regular guy's perspective on everything from men's moods to their libidos. While many books scratch the surface, I'm Not A Therapist, I'm Just A Guy takes a frank look at men and what women can do to improve their relationship with their mates. This book is designed to help couples in love stay that way!