No More Poems

Author : Rhett Miller
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0316416495
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.98/5 ( download)

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Download or read book No More Poems! written by Rhett Miller and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Acclaimed singer-songwriter Rhett Miller teams up with Caldecott Medalist and bestselling artist Dan Santat in a riotous collection of irreverent poems for modern families. In the tradition of Shel Silverstein, these poems bring a fresh new twist to the classic dilemmas of childhood as well as a perceptive eye to the foibles of modern family life. Full of clever wordplay and bright visual gags--and toilet humor to spare--these twenty-three rhyming poems make for an ideal read-aloud experience. Taking on the subjects of a bullying baseball coach and annoying little brothers with equally sly humor, renowned lyricist Rhett Miller's clever verses will have the whole family cackling.

Author : Lee Bennett Hopkins
Publisher : StarWalk Kids Media
ISBN 13 : 1630833622
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.26/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Oh, No! Where are my Pants? written by Lee Bennett Hopkins and published by StarWalk Kids Media. This book was released on 2014-08-30 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It was simply the worst the most terrible day. Nothing but NOTHING was going my way. If you've ever wondered whether anyone else knows what it's like to have a really bad day, this special collection of poignant and funny poems is for you.

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Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 1442416432
Total Pages : 80 pages
Book Rating : 4.37/5 ( download)

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Download or read book No More Homework! No More Tests! written by and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2010-10-12 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sillier than a teacher with hiccups! Funnier than toilet the bottom of the principal's shoe! Here are the funniest poems about school ever collected in one book, selected by Bruce Lansky, the “King of Giggle Poetry,” with the help of thousands of elementary-school children. Read about why there are no more flies in the school kitchen, what can be found in a student’s desk, how to eat a bag lunch, creatures in the classroom, and many more hilarious topics.

Author : Donald Hall
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 9780395957653
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.56/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Without written by Donald Hall and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 1999 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hall's bestselling collection ever speaks of the death of his wife--his gift and testimony, his lament, and his celebration of loss and love.

Author : Michael A. Lee
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1483495655
Total Pages : 126 pages
Book Rating : 4.51/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Not Gonna Write Poems: A Poetry Book for All the Non Poets written by Michael A. Lee and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-02-07 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes you just want to read something a little bit different from your usual choices. If you?re looking for a fun read, perhaps you should give poetry a try. ?What? Poetry you might ask. Yes, poetry.

Author : Karma Wilson
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1481405349
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.48/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Outside the Box written by Karma Wilson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-03-11 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This laugh-out-loud poetry collaboration from a New York Times and Publishers Weekly bestselling author and a Caldecott Honor illustrator is anything but ordinary. Dive in to Karma Wilson’s latest collection of more than 100 poems—some humorous, some poignant, and all of them Outside the Box. Illustrated by Caldecott Honoree Diane Goode, Outside the Box has something for everyone. Appealing to kids and parents alike, poems such as “Sick Day,” “My Pet Robot,” “Balloonaphobia,” and “Aliens Under My Bed” are sure to delight and entertain.

Author : Chris Harris
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0316266590
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.98/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I'm Just No Good at Rhyming written by Chris Harris and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-09-26 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The instant New York Times bestseller featured on NPR's Weekend Edition with Scott Simon! B. J. Novak (bestselling author of The Book With No Pictures) described this groundbreaking poetry collection as "Smart and sweet, wild and wicked, brilliantly funny--it's everything a book for kids should be." Lauded by critics as a worthy heir to such greats as Silverstein, Seuss, Nash and Lear, Harris's hilarious debut molds wit and wordplay, nonsense and oxymoron, and visual and verbal sleight-of-hand in masterful ways that make you look at the world in a whole new wonderfully upside-down way. With enthusiastic endorsements from bestselling luminaries such as Lemony Snicket, Judith Viorst, Andrea Beaty, and many others, this entirely unique collection offers a surprise around every corner. Adding to the fun: Lane Smith, bestselling creator of beloved hits like It's a Book and The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, has spectacularly illustrated this extraordinary collection with nearly one hundred pieces of appropriately absurd art. It's a mischievous match made in heaven! "Ridiculous, nonsensical, peculiar, outrageous, possibly deranged--and utterly, totally, absolutely delicious. Read it! Immediately!" --Judith Viorst, bestselling author of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Author : Anand Prakash
Publisher : Anand Prakash
ISBN 13 : 9781393179771
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.70/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I'm Not Talking To You Anymore written by Anand Prakash and published by Anand Prakash. This book was released on 2020-09-13 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORE: POEMS It is a collection of 99 relationship poems for different stages of love life. When your existence turn into lonely one, when staying in the pain seems like only cure, when memories of love brings more heartache than joy, when you constantly renew old wounds, and when you think that staying alive is toughest thing to do, you must remember YOU ARE ON THE VERGE OF TRANSFORMATION. O' fellow traveler, this book is for you.

Author : Jim Simmerman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.67/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Moon Go Away, I Don't Love You No More written by Jim Simmerman and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Beau Sia
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780966204292
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.98/5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Night Without Armor II written by Beau Sia and published by . This book was released on 1998 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny spoof of pop sensation Jewel's bestselling poetry collection. --Publishers Weekly. Hers is flowery and sensitive. His is wry and absurd. --USA Today.