Patient Quotes The Medical Humor Book Series

Author : Howard J. Bennett
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.08/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Doctor's Book of Humorous Quotations written by Howard J. Bennett and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This entertaining book presents hundreds of humorous jokes, quotations, and one-liners compiled from a variety of sources (medical literature, books, magazines, the internet, movies, television, remarks made at conferences or rounds, lectures, comic routines). The text is organized alphabetically allowing readers to browse through the book randomly, or focus on particular topics of interest. Sample subject headings include Academia, Aphorisms, Atrophy, Bedside Manner, Beepers, Case Reports, Chicken Soup, Dieting, Epitaphs, Fatigue, Health Food, Insanity, Jogging, Lab Tests, Lawyers, Middle Age, Motherhood, Night Calls, Obesity, Phobias, Quacks, Retirement, Snoring, Teenagers, Turfing, Ulcers, Vacations, Wellness, Zoonoses. There is cross-referencing throughout the book for easy location of additional topics of interest. Offers nuggets of wisdom within humorous one-liners Provides a quick laugh or pick-me-up at the end of a busy day Helps promote better communication among colleagues, students, and patients Material in this book can be used during lectures and hospital rounds, conferences, with office staff, and by speakers who need funny lines to spice up their presentations to medical professionals

Author : William T. Sheahan
Publisher : Booklocker.Com Incorporated
ISBN 13 : 9781591139072
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.74/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Patients Say the Darndest Things #2 written by William T. Sheahan and published by Booklocker.Com Incorporated. This book was released on 2006-02 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Patients Say the Darndest Things #2 is the second in a series by a board certified Family Physician. All patient quotes are accurate and caused the author to think "did they really just say what I thought they said?"

Author : Ned Vizzini
Publisher : Disney Electronic Content
ISBN 13 : 1423141083
Total Pages : 452 pages
Book Rating : 4.82/5 ( download)

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Download or read book It's Kind of a Funny Story written by Ned Vizzini and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2010-09-25 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.

Author : Dr. Harper
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780578453040
Total Pages : 170 pages
Book Rating : 4.45/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I'm a Therapist, and My Patient is Going to be the Next School Shooter written by Dr. Harper and published by . This book was released on 2019-01-28 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I'm a therapist, and I work with the most dangerous patients. I've seen it all... A boy who planned to be the next school shooter. A patient with OCD whose loved ones really did suffer every time he missed a ritual. A choir boy who claimed he was being molested -- not by a priest -- but by God Himself. A patient with PTSD who gave me nightmares. A husband and wife who accused each other of abuse, and only one of them was telling the truth. A woman who kept her ex locked up as a sex slave. A pedo-ring conspiracy theorist who was actually onto something. And how could I ever forget, Patient #220. The problem is, my patients have a habit of dying. Sometimes I wonder if I'm the common denominator. Or maybe that's just the cost of taking on exceptionally broken clients. Either way, I'll never stop trying to help."--Page 4 of cover.

Author : Wj Journals
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781083188953
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.5X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Quotable Things My Patients Said written by Wj Journals and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-07-27 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This fun notebook has space for writing down the hilarious, insulting and sometimes very wise words of patients, heard in hospital or the doctor's office. And it doubles up as a journal or notebook, with space for the owner to write his or her thoughts and reflections, reminders or to do lists. Fun glossy cover Handy size for bag or briefcase (6 x 9") Lined pages with boxes for the quotations and your thoughts about them Additional lined pages for your notes or journal reflections A lovely thank you gift for the special medical professionals who looked after you or a friend or relative, or for a family medic. Also great for a graduation present for a doctor ornurse. This book is a fact, a practical, affordable gift for anyone who works with patients or in a care home. Great way to remember special patients and the ones who made your laugh.

Author : KennieBStyles Journals
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781700299895
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.91/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Quotes from My Patients a Journal written by KennieBStyles Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-16 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A cleverly designed journal with pages to record the funny, clever, witty or outrageous things your patients say. This book has spaces for quotes and memories so they are easy to look back on. Makes a great keepsake and you will enjoy reading it in the future. This journal makes a great appreciation gift for nurses, doctors, health care workers or even medical students, nursing students or anyone in the medical profession. This journal has 100 well designed pages with places for dates, names, quotes and memories.

Author : Adam Kay
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780316426749
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.41/5 ( download)

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Download or read book THIS IS GOING TO HURT written by Adam Kay and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a specially adapted version of Adam Kay's book 'This is Going to Hurt' for Quick Reads. Welcome to the life of a junior doctor. You work 97 hours a week. You make life and death decisions. You are often covered in blood (or worse) from head to toe. And the hospital parking meter earns more money than you do. Adam Kay's diary was written in secret after long days, sleepless nights and missed weekends. It is funny, moving and sometimes shocking. This is everything you wanted to know and more than a few things you didn't - about life on and off the hospital ward.

Author : KennieBStyles Journals
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781700788344
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.45/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Funny Things My Patients Said written by KennieBStyles Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-18 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Say What? Sometimes you can't believe what your patients are saying. This well designed, well organized journal is the perfect place to write down sayings from your patients so you can look back on them later for a good laugh. This makes a great gift for any medical professional, doctors nurses, EMTs, clinical workers, medical students and more. Makes a great appreciation gift.

Author : L. O. L. LOL Journals
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781718922556
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.58/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Things I Want to Say to My Patients But I Can't written by L. O. L. LOL Journals and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-05-09 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The best gifts are both personal and functional and that's why a journal is always a fantastic choice! Perfect as a humorous present for someone with a sense of humor, birthday gift, graduation gift, or any other occasion where gifts that provoke laughter are appropriate. High quality binding, premium design, paperback, plain brown cover, beautiful mate finish looks, XL size 8.5"11"108 beautifully lined pages with borders

Author : KennieBStyles Journals
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781700780539
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.30/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Quotable Patients written by KennieBStyles Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-18 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Say What? Sometimes you can't believe what you are hearing. This well designed, well organized journal is the perfect place to write down sayings from your patients so you can look back on them later for a good laugh. This makes a great gift for any medical professional, doctors nurses, EMTs, clinical workers, medical students and more. Makes a great appreciation gift.