Smart Ass

Author : Margaret Winslow
Publisher : New World Library
ISBN 13 : 160868590X
Total Pages : 298 pages
Book Rating : 4.05/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Smart Ass written by Margaret Winslow and published by New World Library. This book was released on 2018-11-15 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do you resolve a midlife crisis? Margaret Winslow, an overworked college professor in New York City, answered a for-sale ad for a "Large White Saddle Donkey." Hilarity ensued, along with life-threatening injuries and spirit-enriching insight. Walk with Winslow and Caleb the donkey through training traumas, expert-baffling antics, and humiliating races, and share in Winslow's gradual understanding of Caleb's true, undeniable gifts: a willingness to be true to himself no matter the circumstances, to trust, and to forgive. As she and Caleb learn to thrive, you'll learn the importance of being true to your own pure and powerful self.

Author : John Kelso
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780988864368
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.63/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Confessions of a Professional Smart-Ass written by John Kelso and published by . This book was released on 2013-10 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Austin American-Statesman humor columnist's autobiography.

Author : Margaret Winslow
Publisher : New World Library
ISBN 13 : 1608685918
Total Pages : 296 pages
Book Rating : 4.12/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Smart Ass written by Margaret Winslow and published by New World Library. This book was released on 2018-11-15 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do you resolve a midlife crisis? Margaret Winslow, an overworked college professor in New York City, answered a for-sale ad for a “Large White Saddle Donkey.” Hilarity ensued, along with life-threatening injuries and spirit-enriching insight. Walk with Winslow and Caleb the donkey through training traumas, expert-baffling antics, and humiliating races, and share in Winslow’s gradual understanding of Caleb’s true, undeniable gifts: a willingness to be true to himself no matter the circumstances, to trust, and to forgive. As she and Caleb learn to thrive, you’ll learn the importance of being true to your own pure and powerful self.

Author : Mike Ervin
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1300498544
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.44/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Smart Ass Cripple's Little Yellow Book written by Mike Ervin and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-12-09 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Clown Prince of Crippledom strikes again! More humorous (and short) essays about being crippled and other stuff.

Author : Mike Ervin
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1105222667
Total Pages : 51 pages
Book Rating : 4.65/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Smart Ass Cripple's Little Red Book written by Mike Ervin and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Lefd Designs
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780648860105
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.08/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Smart Ass Book of Puns written by Lefd Designs and published by . This book was released on 2020-08 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Joel Selvin
Publisher : Slg Books
ISBN 13 : 9780943389424
Total Pages : 400 pages
Book Rating : 4.29/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Smart Ass written by Joel Selvin and published by Slg Books. This book was released on 2010-10-14 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: San Francisco Chronicle pop music critic Joel Selvin started covering rock shows for the paper shortly after the end of the Civil War. His writing has appeared in a number of other publications that one would think should have known better. People all over the world are still pissed off about pieces in this collection.

Author : Hogan Gorman
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0399537287
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.88/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Hot Cripple written by Hogan Gorman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-03-06 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Prada to poverty-one woman's harrowing and hilarious journey Ex-model Hogan Gorman was living the typical New York working actor's life-auditions and classes by day, waitressing and fending off handsy customers by night-when a wise (or just crazy) friend convinced her to ask the universe for a change. And she got one-coming at her at forty miles per hour. Hit by a car and suffering debilitating injuries, and with no health insurance, the fashionista attempts to bounce back into her (thrift store-purchased) Jimmy Choos even as she deals with short-term memory loss, stalker ambulance drivers, trying to stay vegan on food stamps, crazy judges, hot doctors, and unsympathetic government workers. Inspired by her acclaimed one-woman show, this is a bitingly funny and keenly observed account of the cracks in our medical and social welfare system and how one woman's resilience combined with a generous dollop of humor helped her fight her way to recovery.

Author : Jaymin Eve
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781522859420
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Ash written by Jaymin Eve and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-12-19 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you an Ash? *Increased stamina *Lack of appetite *Anger outbursts *Insatiable thirst *Beauty & Strength *Male Call the hotline if these symptoms come on suddenly! Turns out Charlie Bennet was all of those things except the last. Don't let the name fool you, Charlie was all woman and she wanted nothing to do with the ash ... until the day she found out she was one. It all started when infected bats bit a small group of humans and created what are now called vampires. Then, the male vampires knocked up some female humans and the result was a gorgeous race of all male ash. Superhuman freaks that had looks to kill. Charlie is the first female ash, aka unicorn of the Hive - the gated compound in Portland that the humans have designated to isolate vampires and ash from society. Problem? The Hive is full and only a select few will be allowed to live there. To live at all, really. If Charlie wants to earn the right to become a citizen of the Hive, she will have to survive the culling - a series of fights to the death. And guess what? Just because she's a girl doesn't mean she'll get special treatment.Good thing there's Ryder, the mysterious lead ash enforcer, who seems to always have her back. But when secrets bubble to the surface, it will take more than one guy to save her. **Recommended reading age is 17+ due to language

Author : Sassy Snarky Notebook Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781694511669
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.69/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I Love When People Can Handle My Smart Ass Mouth Without Getting Offended Like a Little Bitch written by Sassy Snarky Notebook Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-20 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE CAN HANDLE MY SMART ASS MOUTH WITHOUT GETTING OFFENDED LIKE A LITTLE BITCH - Black Blank Lined Sarcastic Coworker Journal - Funny Gift Friend Notebook This snarky funny sarcastic blank lined journal is better than a card and makes the perfect gift for a coworker, boss, friend, family member and even fun for yourself! Features: Excellent for for journaling, a diary, taking notes, keeping lists, etc. 120 blank lined college ruled 6x9 pages Premium black matte softcover Perfect binding Great for birthdays, retirement parties, farewell gifts, job promotions, Christmas, stocking stuffers, Secret Santa and White Elephant gifts!