So You Think You Can Wipe

Author : Amber Hope
Publisher : Amber Hope
ISBN 13 : 9780996173346
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.4X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book So You Think You Can Wipe written by Amber Hope and published by Amber Hope. This book was released on 2015-08-12 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You couldn't wait for potty training to be over. You thought that would be the end of it. No more baby butt-wiping for you! And then reality set in. Your child might be able to sit on the potty and take a poop, and yeah, technically he can wipe his butt. But what a mess! And even if the bathroom and the hands make it out alive and relatively clean, sometimes the underwear doesn't fare quite as well. How many times have you found a scary mess while sorting the laundry? And how many times did you give it up for a lost cause, and so you threw the whole mess away, underwear and all? And what do you say to your child? "You need to wipe better." Yeah. That works well, doesn't it? "So You Think You Can Wipe" might not teach your child exactly how to wipe, but it will open up the conversation in a lighthearted, funny way. It covers all the bases, will make you and your child laugh - and you will both realize that you are not alone. So, stop the skid marks and save those skivvies! Read So You Think You Can Wipe with your child today!

Author : Steven R. Graham
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 39 pages
Book Rating : 4.61/5 ( download)

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Download or read book How to Wipe Your Butt for Kids written by Steven R. Graham and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-31 with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Show your child how to properly wipe their bum after pooping without the stress or anxiety of not knowing how to go about it! This fun toilet training children's book features a creative social story that introduces the simple, step-by-step wiping procedure that will teach your child how to wipe independently. Big kid tells grandma, "I can finally wipe my own butt clean!" But she needs to make sure before they get some ice cream. In this amusing and colorful social story, big kid breaks down the easy-to-follow wiping sequence to grandma in a sweet, gentle rhyme, making this educational book an ideal gift.

Author : Camilla De La Bedoyere
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781787417144
Total Pages : 62 pages
Book Rating : 4.4X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My First Book of Nature written by Camilla De La Bedoyere and published by . This book was released on 2020-06 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Caleb Clark
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1105266273
Total Pages : 103 pages
Book Rating : 4.70/5 ( download)

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Download or read book No Sh*t: The History of Wiping written by Caleb Clark and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous, down-to-earth history of toilet and toilet wiping practices across cultures.

Author : Susie Essman
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439150176
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.77/5 ( download)

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Download or read book What Would Susie Say? written by Susie Essman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IN WHAT WOULD SUSIE SAY?, Susie Essman sheds the crasser layers to reveal how she went from an anxiety-ridden, struggling stand-up comic to being one of the funniest women on television, playing Susie Greene on HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm. Emerging as one of the most successful performers in her field, Essman goes behind the scenes of a life in comedy with her funny cohorts, including Joy Behar, Rodney Dangerfield, and, of course, Jeff Garlin and Larry David, while also providing sidesplittingly funny wisdom on a range of topics that she's highly unqualified to expound upon, including men, sports, hypochondria, and stepparenthood. WHAT WOULD SUSIE SAY ABOUT... MARRIAGE? "It took me a long time to find the man I was willing to commit myself to. Even the word commit is troublesome. One is committed to a mental institution." MEN WITH DOGS? "As a dog lover, I've researched many different breeds and I've begun to realize that you can tell a lot about a person by what breed of dog they choose to associate with. A bit self-conscious about your cellulite? A guy with a shar-pei is for you. They're hard to find, but cheaper than lipo." THE BEAUTY OF MENOPAUSE? "I guess I just have to accept the fact that I'm going to end up a bald, fat, sweaty, irritable woman with a dry vagina and a full beard who never sleeps and has memory loss so I won't even be able to remember how hot I used to look!" STEPPARENTHOOD? "My mother used to tell me 'you can't buy your kids' love.' Bullshit. You can, and it's exponential. They're like Russian mail-order brides -- the more you spend, the more they love you." WHAT WOULD SUSIE SAY? is Essman's irreverent, refreshingly candid, and hilarious retort to the dubious facts of life that we all face.

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book MotorBoating written by and published by . This book was released on 1981-01 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : United States. Congress. Senate. Committee on the Judiciary. Subcommittee on Constitutional Amendments
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1768 pages
Book Rating : 4.6H/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Abortion written by United States. Congress. Senate. Committee on the Judiciary. Subcommittee on Constitutional Amendments and published by . This book was released on 1974 with total page 1768 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Iris Burnett
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626366950
Total Pages : 135 pages
Book Rating : 4.54/5 ( download)

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Download or read book So You Think You Can Be President? written by Iris Burnett and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-02-15 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "So You Think You Can Be President? is required reading not just for those of us who have had the audacity to ask ourselves that question, but for everyone."—Senator John Kerry What exactly does the leader of five legislative branches, ten executive branches, twenty departments, ninety-five independent agencies, and the free world do at his (or her) job every day? More importantly, what should the President of the United States (POTUS) know before she or he is elected? Have you ever thought, "I could do a better job than that bum in the White House"? Iris Burnett and Clay Greager have devised a hilarious test to see if you (yes, you) are qualified to be the next President of the United States. Tackling everything from your incredibly personal details (can you account for every penny you have ever made?) to your stance on hard-hitting issues like immigration, defense, and how many of your rich friends are going to get jobs they are totally unqualified for, So You Think You Can Be President? is a witty and uproarious send-up of our political process.

Author : United States. Congress. Senate. Committee on the Judiciary. Subcommittee on Constitutional Amendments
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 750 pages
Book Rating : 4.38/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Abortion - Part I written by United States. Congress. Senate. Committee on the Judiciary. Subcommittee on Constitutional Amendments and published by . This book was released on 1974 with total page 750 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Orson Scott Card
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1442414294
Total Pages : 608 pages
Book Rating : 4.97/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Visitors written by Orson Scott Card and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11-04 with total page 608 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Orson Scott Card, the internationally bestselling author of Ender’s Game, comes the riveting finale to the story of Rigg, a teenager who possesses a special power that allows him to see the paths of people’s pasts. In Pathfinder, Rigg joined forces with another teen with special talents on a quest to find Rigg’s sister and discover the true significance of their powers. Then Rigg’s story continued in Ruins as he was tasked to decipher the paths of the past before the arrival of a destructive force with deadly intentions. Now, in Visitors, Rigg’s journey comes to an epic and explosive conclusion as everything that has been building up finally comes to pass, and Rigg is forced to put his powers to the ultimate test in order to save his world and end the war once and for all.