Srsly Wtf

Author : Gregory Bergman
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440525781
Total Pages : 544 pages
Book Rating : 4.80/5 ( download)

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Download or read book SRSLY, WTF? written by Gregory Bergman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-02-18 with total page 544 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You get to the store and realize you forgot your wallet... Your roommate eats all your food... Your party's just getting started and the cops show up... A coworker passes your idea off as his own... Your last hook-up leaves you with the gift that keeps on giving... Can things get any f*#!-ing worse? SRSLY, WTF?! The WTF? team's back at it—collecting the most f*#!-ed up scenarios from their bestselling series. Step by step, they take you through the inventively therapeutic, occasionally offensive, sometimes illegal, always hilarious solutions that've made the series a f*#!-ing hit. Whether you're on the job, on the town, or on the toilet without any TP—you'll be able to relate to these sh*tty situations that have you shouting, "Seriously, what the f*#!?"

Author : George R. R. Marin
Publisher : UFO Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 300 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Unidentified Funny Objects 4 written by George R. R. Marin and published by UFO Publishing. This book was released on 2015-10-04 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The fourth volume of the annual Unidentified Funny Objects series features the theme of dark humor. What happens when you ask some of the genre's masters to interpret this theme? The enclosed twenty-three darkly humorous tales range from black comedy to biting satire to morbid irony and everything in between. Inside this book you'll find Faustian bargains gone awry, time-traveling ghosts, flawed supervillains, talking hamsters, and much more. Featuring stories by: George R. R. Martin Neil Gaiman Andrew Kaye Caroline M. Yoachim Esther Friesner Brent C. Smith Laura Pearlman Tim Pratt Piers Anthony Ian Creasey Oliver Buckram Anaea Lay Karen Haber Eric Kaplan Jody Lynn Nye Tina Gower Zach Shephard Mike Resnick James Aquilone Michael J. Martinez Tina Connolly Gini Koch Jonathan Ems

Author : The Undeniables
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0578011654
Total Pages : 137 pages
Book Rating : 4.53/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Who the Hell Do We Think We Are written by The Undeniables and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2009-02 with total page 137 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of work from The Writers Workshop at www.theundeniables.org. We write. Everyday. We craft our work to become undeniable. Those qualified undeniable, via harsh critique sessions, are published. This is the cumulative result of seven sessions: the best selections of one year of writing, everyday. Ten authors, ranging from university professor to world traveler to factory worker. All searching for the capital A (Art) of literature.

Author : Tom Leveen
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1442499567
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.60/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Random written by Tom Leveen and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-08-12 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The night before going on trial in a sensational felony case that has ruined her life, sixteen-year-old Tori Hershberger receives a random phone call from a stranger contemplating suicide and she begins a race against time to save him.

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Publisher : eFiction Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 167 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book eFiction October 2011 written by and published by eFiction Publishing. This book was released on with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Lisa J Rivers
Publisher : Green Cat Books
ISBN 13 : 1913794083
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.88/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Heidi Hansen written by Lisa J Rivers and published by Green Cat Books. This book was released on 2023-04-06 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life gets more serious for Line Larsen, as she juggles her private life, her ever-changing work life and a case investigating her boss’ infidelities for her latest client, and his wife, Heidi Hansen. Kenneth Hansen, Line’s boss, is disgruntled about her work ethics and reassigns her away from the office, not trusting her motives. Her crush, Thor, has unofficially moved in with her, bringing more baggage than expected, causing Line to fall hard from cloud nine. …and then there’s a murder, too close to home, thrown into the mix!

Author : Jayne Denker
Publisher : eKensington
ISBN 13 : 1601830858
Total Pages : 389 pages
Book Rating : 4.52/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Down On Love written by Jayne Denker and published by eKensington . This book was released on 2013-11-01 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When it comes to love, she's a professional skeptic. Is it too late for a career change? If there's one thing Georgiana Down is an expert in, it's bad relationships. That's what inspired her blog, Down on Love, where she gives snarky advice--usually along the lines of "dump him." In fact, George is abstaining from men all together. At least that's the plan--until she makes a trip back to her tiny hometown in the Catskills, where meddling is an art form. . . George loves helping out with her new baby niece, but she's counting the days until she returns to Boston. Then she runs into Casey Bowen, her high school crush. The boy she once loved is now a handsome grown man--and suddenly George needs a little advice of her own. She's in the right place, because when she drunk posts on her blog, everyone in Marsden has something to say about George and Casey. It's like high school all over again--but maybe this time she'll get things right. . . 98,200 Words

Author : Julie Cross
Publisher : Entangled: Teen
ISBN 13 : 1633758176
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.79/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Hiding Lies written by Julie Cross and published by Entangled: Teen. This book was released on 2018-04-17 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At Holden Prep, dirty little secrets always have a way of coming to the surface. Eleanor Ames has never been what she seems. Average high school student on the outside, but reformed con artist trying to break free of her past on the inside. When Eleanor receives startling news about someone from her previous criminal life, plans for a new operation coinciding with her school's upcoming field trip quickly consume her. But operations rarely go according to plan. And this is one her irresistible teen FBI agent boyfriend, Miles, would never approve of. Now, more than just Ellie's reputation is at stake. If she fails, it could be her life. The Eleanor Ames series is best enjoyed in order. Reading Order: Book #1 Chasing Truth Book #2 Hiding Lies

Author : Lynne M. Thomas
Publisher : Apex Publications
ISBN 13 : 1301250090
Total Pages : 421 pages
Book Rating : 4.97/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Glitter & Mayhem written by Lynne M. Thomas and published by Apex Publications. This book was released on 2013 with total page 421 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Glitter & Mayhem, the most glamorous party in the multiverse. Step behind the velvet rope of these fabulous Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror tales of roller rinks, nightclubs, glam aliens, party monsters, drugs, sex, glitter, and debauchery. Dance through nightclubs, roller derby with cryptids and aliens, be seduced by otherworldly creatures, and ingest cocktails that will alter your existence forever. Your hosts are the Hugo Award-winning editors John Klima (Electric Velocipede) and Lynne M. Thomas (Apex Magazine), and the Hugo-nominated editor Michael Damian Thomas (Apex Magazine). Join glittery authors Christopher Barzak (One for Sorrow) and Daryl Gregory (Pandemonium) on the dance floor, drink cocktails with Maria Dahvana Headley (Queen of Kings: A Novel of Cleopatra, the Vampire) and Tim Pratt (Marla Mason series), and skate with Seanan McGuire (InCryptid series), Diana Rowland (Kara Gillian series), and Maurice Broaddus (The Knights of Breton Court series). The fantastic Amber Benson gets the party started with her floor-rattling introduction (Calliope Reaper-Jones series). We’re waiting. Table of Contents Introduction by Amber Benson Sister Twelve: Confessions of a Party Monster by Christopher Barzak Apex Jump by David J. Schwartz With Her Hundred Miles to Hell by Kat Howard Star Dancer by Jennifer Pelland Of Selkies, Disco Balls, and Anna Plane by Cat Rambo Sooner Than Gold by Cory Skerry Subterraneans by William Shunn & Laura Chavoen The Minotaur Girls by Tansy Rayner Roberts Unable to Reach You by Alan DeNiro Such & Such Said to So & So by Maria Dahvana Headley Revels in the Land of Ice by Tim Pratt Bess, the Landlord’s Daughter, Goes for Drinks with the Green Girl by Sofia Samatar Blood and Sequins by Diana Rowland Two-Minute Warning by Vylar Kaftan Inside Hides the Monster by Damien Angelica Walters (formerly known as Damien Walters Grintalis) Bad Dream Girl by Seanan McGuire A Hollow Play by Amal El-Mohtar Just Another Future Song by Daryl Gregory The Electric Spanking of the War Babies by Maurice Broaddus & Kyle S. Johnson All That Fairy Tale Crap by Rachel Swirsky

Author : Jesse Q. Sutanto
Publisher : Delacorte Press
ISBN 13 : 059343403X
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.31/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Didn't See That Coming written by Jesse Q. Sutanto and published by Delacorte Press. This book was released on 2023-11-28 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilariously fresh and romantic send-up to You’ve Got Mail about a gamer girl with a secret identity and the online bestie she’s never met IRL until she unwittingly transfers to his school, from the bestselling author of Dial A for Aunties, The Obsession, and Well, That Was Unexpected. Seventeen-year-old Kiki Siregar is a fabulous gamer girl with confidence to boot. She can’t help but be totally herself… except when she’s online. Her secret? She plays anonymously as a guy to avoid harassment from other male players. Even her online best friend—a cinnamon roll of a teen boy who plays under the username Sourdawg—doesn’t know her true identity. Which is fine, because Kiki doesn’t know his real name either, and it’s not like they’re ever going to cross paths IRL. Until she transfers to an elite private school for her senior year and discovers that Sourdawg goes there, too. But who is he? How will he react when he finds out Kiki’s secret? And what happens when Kiki realizes she’s falling for her online BFF?