Stop Meowing And Go The Fck To Sleep

Author : Rosa Silva
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781540697653
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.57/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Stop Meowing and Go the F*ck to Sleep written by Rosa Silva and published by . This book was released on 2017-01-11 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stop Meowing and Go the F*ck to Sleep is a funny bedtime book for all the desperate cat parents out there. If you have experienced the nightmare of having a kitty who won't let you have a good night's sleep, this is the book for you. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers who appreciate hilarious insights into the feline nature.

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Open Road Media
ISBN 13 : 1453227598
Total Pages : 61 pages
Book Rating : 4.96/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Go the F**k to Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2011-12-06 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Akashic Books
ISBN 13 : 1453271023
Total Pages : 18 pages
Book Rating : 4.25/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Go the F**k to Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and published by Akashic Books. This book was released on 2011-06-14 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781978493346
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.47/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Go the F*ck to Sleep: Go the Fk to Sleep written by and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-19 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Go the F*ck to Sleep is a book for hard working parents who struggle away every night to put their children to sleep. This book understands the innermost frustrations and anger of the parents who go through the bedtime lullaby ordeals every night to put their kids to sleep. The illustrations and poems are beautiful and funny. Experience Go the F*ck to Sleep today!

Author : Rosa Silva
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781985123120
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.26/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I'm Not Sorry written by Rosa Silva and published by . This book was released on 2018-02-27 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These cats have destroyed curtains, scratched couches, bitten hands, shredded toilet paper... and they are not sorry. Now they decided to celebrate their achievements in these insightful and funny poems written by themselves.With titles like "It's 6 a.m., time to wake up", "I hate the vet", "Oops, I did it again", "Let me in", and "Red dot, red dot", this collection of laugh-out-loud poems offers a cat's view on common wacky and exasperating feline behavior. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers who appreciate hilarious insights into the feline nature.

Author : Peter Childs
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781977935953
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.58/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Go the F*ck to Sleep written by Peter Childs and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-03 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Go the F*ck to Sleep is a book for hard working parents who struggle away every night to put their children to sleep. This book understands the innermost frustrations and anger of the parents who go through the bedtime lullaby ordeals every night to put their kids to sleep. The illustrations and poems are beautiful and funny. Experience Go the F*ck to Sleep today!

Author : Adam Mansbach
Publisher : Canongate Books
ISBN 13 : 9780857862655
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.50/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Go the Fuck to Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and published by Canongate Books. This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A gift book for parents that will have them laughing even as they cry.

Author : Pamela Merritt
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780998035703
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.0X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Way of Cats written by Pamela Merritt and published by . This book was released on 2018-05-31 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Way of Cats is a way of playing games with our cat. These communication, training, and affection games are fun and easy to learn. Then we have well-behaved and happy cats.

Author : Jamie Pflughoeft
Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
ISBN 13 : 1118235207
Total Pages : 354 pages
Book Rating : 4.01/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Beautiful Beasties written by Jamie Pflughoeft and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2012-09-12 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book pet lovers have been waiting for: professional advice on pet photography Every pet parent knows how difficult it is to get that calendar-quality photo of a beloved cat or dog. This guide to pet photography is long overdue! Pet lovers will find terrific tips to help them capture their pets? personalities in photos, while professional photographers who want to extend their business opportunities will value advice on the unique challenges of working with animals and creating the portraits their clients want. With pet owners comprising more than 62 percent of Americans, there is an eager amateur market for a book that reveals how to get great photos of those furry family members Zeroes in on pet photography as a growing specialty among professional photographers, and this book offers advice for creating great pet portraits as well as tips on working with animals and their owners Explains how to capture expressions, avoid spooky eyes, edit for better images, work with multiple animals, and much more As the first serious guide to pet photography on the market, Beautiful Beasties has what pet parents and professional photographers need to capture memorable pet photos.

Author : Emily Neville
Publisher : Courier Dover Publications
ISBN 13 : 0486820696
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.99/5 ( download)

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Download or read book It's Like This, Cat written by Emily Neville and published by Courier Dover Publications. This book was released on 2017-02-22 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Superb. The best junior novel I've ever read about big-city life." — The New York Times. After another fight with Pop, 14-year-old Dave storms out of their apartment and nearly gets hit by a car. Kate, the local cat lady, comes to the rescue, and Dave returns home with an ally: Cat, the stray tom that becomes Dave's confidante and his key to new friendships and experiences. Cat inadvertently leads Dave to Tom, a troubled 19-year-old who needs help, and Mary, a shy girl who opens Dave's eyes and ears to music and theater. Even the Cat-related confrontations with Pop take on a new spirit, with less shouting and more understanding. It's Like This, Cat offers a vivid tour of New York City in the 1960s. From the genteel environs of Gramercy Park to a bohemian corner of Coney Island, the atmospheric journey is punctuated by stickball games, pastrami sandwiches, and a ride on the Staten Island Ferry. Recounted with humor, a remarkably realistic teenage voice, and Emil Weiss's pitch-perfect illustrations, this 1964 Newbery Award-winning tale recaptures the excitement and challenges of growing up in the big city.