The Best Ever Book Of Blind Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478264545
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.43/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Blind Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-17 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Blind Person jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Blind Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Blind Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Blind Person joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Blind Person jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Blind Persons wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Blind Person and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Blind Person brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Blind Person who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Blind People laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781578660124
Total Pages : 332 pages
Book Rating : 4.22/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 1998-03 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Mel Greene
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0380798492
Total Pages : 354 pages
Book Rating : 4.90/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Greatest Joke Book Ever written by Mel Greene and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 1999-11-09 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow!Golf got its name because all the other four-letter words were taken. Here's the most massive melding of mirth ever minted! Hundreds of jokes, stories, and other tomfoolery on every subject from cars to kids, from sports to business, from politics to the Pearly Gates. Tell'em to your friends or keep'em to yourself -- this book has more jokes than Lessie has fleas! How do you save a drowning lawyer? Take your foot off his head!If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? C'mon. You can do it. Take this book to the cash register -- and take home enough jokes to meet your minimum daily humor requirement for the whole millennium!

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626866139
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.33/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

Author : William Donohue
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440583102
Total Pages : 213 pages
Book Rating : 4.00/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Joke Book written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-10-03 with total page 213 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

Author : Mike Thaler
Publisher : Pocket Books
ISBN 13 : 9780671461850
Total Pages : 124 pages
Book Rating : 4.50/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Pac Man Riddle and Joke Book written by Mike Thaler and published by Pocket Books. This book was released on 1982-11-01 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Blanche Knott
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312924218
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.16/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Blanche Knott's Book of Truly Tasteless Anatomy Jokes written by Blanche Knott and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 1991-02-15 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Introducing an all-new line of fast-selling tastelessness from the five-million-copy Queen of Crass, Blanche Knott. Tastelessness is ever popular, especially among the young, students, novelty buyers, gift-givers, and pranksters. Packaged in the same eye-catching format as all Blanche Knott's other bestsellers, this new volume will be snapped up by legions of Knott's fans.

Author : Mike Callie
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781495375446
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.47/5 ( download)

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Download or read book If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind! - The Movie Dirty Joke Book written by Mike Callie and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-01-28 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IF YOU DON'T STOP IT...YOU'LL GO BLIND!!!THE MOVIE DIRTY JOKE BOOK Volume 9 Published By The Hilarious Press HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A DIRTY JOKE?"A Comedy Masterpiece!" 80 + Classic Dirty Jokes at their Bad Taste best along with selected "Rude" cast photos taken from the hit Motion Picture dubbed "The Funniest Dirty Joke Movie of all time A Timeless Collection of Hilarious Dirty Jokes that come alive once again in this outrageously funny Joke-filled book, giving it's readers (and viewers) a "Dirty Joke Lover's Feast of Laughter." Available on www.Amazon.com "Stop It" and it's equally funny sequel, "Can I Do It...'Till I Need Glasses?" are now both available on DVD format exclusively at www.hilariouspress.com. You can see a special Free 9 minute R-Rated Screener of the two movie's rollicking Punchlines at www.youtube.com/hilariousmikecallie. YOU REALLY NEED THESE LAFFS!! www.badtastebooks.com

Author : Thomas Harbin
Publisher : Hillcrest Publishing Group
ISBN 13 : 1934938874
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.74/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Waking Up Blind written by Thomas Harbin and published by Hillcrest Publishing Group. This book was released on 2009 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes bibliographical references (p. 228-230).

Author : Mark Harris
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1435720040
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.46/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Mark's Little Joke Book written by Mark Harris and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2007-11-06 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a collection of Popular American Humor. Mark Harris likes to tell jokes and stories. He is part of the large Harris Family that thrives on story-telling. This collection of about four hundred jokes and stories are the best that Mark has heard. Many of the stories are very old and have been told and retold through the years. They have been changed or modified to fit current times or the needs of a particular story-teller. Some of the jokes are of fairly recent origin, but in most cases, a story or joke--whether old or new--cannot be attributed to its' creator. None of the stories originated with Mr. Harris: he is first a story collector and then a story-teller. At any reunion or gathering of the Harris Family, stories are told by those of the current generation. This art is now a family tradition, started generations ago. Perhaps the story that can best be told is that story-telling in the Harris Family will continue long into the future.