The Best Ever Book Of Civil Engineer Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477598993
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.95/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-04 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Civil Engineer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Civil Engineer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Civil Engineer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Civil Engineers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Civil Engineer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Civil Engineer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Civil Engineer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Civil Engineers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Elias Hill
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781977625892
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.94/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers written by Elias Hill and published by . This book was released on 2017-09-25 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally a joke book for engineers! This humorous 101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers book was created specifically for a person with a scientific and mathematical mind who can appreciate a little smart added to their humor. This book examines the frustrations of project work, dealing with inept co-workers, the struggles of engineering school and silly math and science puns. Who else but engineers could appreciate jokes about an omelet and pie? Oops, we mean an ohmlet and pi. Get this funny 101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers today for yourself or an engineer you know. Makes a great gift for that hard to shop for enginerd!

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0736935452
Total Pages : 370 pages
Book Rating : 4.56/5 ( download)

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Download or read book All-Time Awesome Collection of Good Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2006-07-01 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The king of comedic timing and punch lines, Bob Phillips, is back to share a clowning collection of jokes for kids of all generations. The humor factor is huge for each and every riddle, trick, and jovial joke in this gathering of fun. Whether a reader is ready to riddle or rhyme to infuse family time with something out of the ordinary, this inspiring resource of rollicking fun is for wise-crackers and anyone eager to laugh the time away.

Author : Team Golfwell
Publisher : Team Golfwell
ISBN 13 : 1725879980
Total Pages : 348 pages
Book Rating : 4.80/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Absolute Best Adult Party Jokes written by Team Golfwell and published by Team Golfwell. This book was released on 2018-08-26 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you like adult jokes, you'll love this book. Great for Parties! “I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.” - Drew Carey Review from Alexander V. Ph.D. “I really enjoyed this book and I'm giving it high five. Of course, not all jokes in there gave me the jolt but there were many others which after reading still made me grin and giggle to myself like a doped Halloween pumpkin for quite a while. I have the suspicion some people around though I must have gone loony from too much work. So, the five stars are meant for those jokes. The jokes cover a broad range of topics and the reader will find a good one for just about any situation and conversation which will appeal for just about everyone. If you manage to memorize a few that would make it a handy addition to your arsenal of ice-breakers and conversation-rekindlers in case the situation seems completely frozen and awkward.” Excerpt: An international flight from Asia to the US was carrying 198 passengers but the crew, unfortunately, discovered an hour into the flight there were only 40 meals on the plane. After trying to figure out what to do, the Flight Crew came up with a solution. They advised the passengers, “We apologize to you and we are still trying to figure out how this occurred, but we have only 40 dinners on board, and we need to feed all 198 of you on this flight.” A loud muttering and moaning started amongst the passengers. The chief flight attendant continued to try and quiet everyone down, “Anyone who is kind enough to give up their dinner so someone else could eat, will receive unlimited free alcoholic beverages during the entire duration of the flight.” A second announcement was made two hours later, “If anyone wants to change their mind, we still have 40 dinners available.” All alphabetically arranged by topic, you’ll find a large assortment of enjoyable jokes, intriguing stories, thought-provoking quotes, and lots of humor in the 320+ pages. We leave the choice of jokes or stories you want to share up to you as individual humor and tastes vary. Sit back in a comfortable chair with your favorite beverage away from all distractions and get this book and enjoy reading this hilarious book!

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0736978895
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.97/5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Barrel of Good Clean Jokes for Kids written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Barrel Full of Laughs! Q: What does a polar bear wear when his head is cold? A: An ice cap. Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team. Q: How does an egg get to work? A: It drives a Yolkswagon. Get ready to giggle, grin, guffaw, and sometimes groan with this supremely silly, fantastically funny, and completely crazy collection of clean jokes your whole family will enjoy! Bestselling humorist Bob Phillips is back with plenty of Q and A quips about animals, inventions, the Bible, and more. This barrel full of fun will have you and your children rolling on the floor in laughter.

Author : Clifford Sawhney
Publisher : Pustak Mahal
ISBN 13 : 8122308716
Total Pages : 147 pages
Book Rating : 4.16/5 ( download)

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Download or read book World's Best Professional Jokes written by Clifford Sawhney and published by Pustak Mahal. This book was released on 2004-04-12 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book is divided into 30 professional categories, with some professions containing multiple categories.Only the best jokes have been selected in this compilation.The professions have been listed alphabetically for easy reference.The book is illustrated with over 100 excellent cartoons that are independent jokes in themselves and offer excellent value for money.Indeed, the world`s first book with jokes on so many professions.Guaranteed to make readers cackle, chuckle, grin, guffaw, giggle, hoot, roar, snigger, shriek, titter and finally collapse under piles of laughter!

Author : Mark Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781484193303
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.0X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Civil Engineers written by Mark Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-04-25 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Civil Engineer is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Civil Engineer appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Civil Engineer knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Civil Engineer, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Civil Engineers. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***

Author : Michael Robin
Publisher : Downtown Bookworks
ISBN 13 : 9781941367339
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Official DC Super Hero Joke Book written by Michael Robin and published by Downtown Bookworks. This book was released on 2017-03-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock, knock. Who's there? DC super heroes telling a slew of hilarious jokes, puns, riddles, and more. What does Superman use to cook eggs? A pan of steel! What's the hardest part of riding on Wonder Woman's Invisible Jet? Buckling your invisible seatbelt. What happened when Batman was late to play baseball with Robin? There was a Wayne delay. More than 600 jokes featuring Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, the Flash—and other popular DC super heroes and super villains are sure to entertain young fans. Illustrated with classic DC comic book art, this first-of-its kind treasury makes a great gift and a super-fun read.

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 630 pages
Book Rating : 4.12/5 ( download)

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 244 pages
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