The Best Ever Book Of Fire Fighter Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477609514
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.12/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Fire Fighter Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Fire Fighter jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Fire Fighter Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Fire Fighter Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Fire Fighter joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Fire Fighter jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Fire Fighters wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Fire Fighter and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Fire Fighter brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Fire Fighter who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Fire Fighters laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Michael Dahl
Publisher : Capstone
ISBN 13 : 9781404803022
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.25/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Three-Alarm Jokes written by Michael Dahl and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2004 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the firefighters go to the post office? What's a firefighter's favorite dessert? How do you get down from an aerial ladder? These firefighter jokes are hot!

Author : James Evans
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780964153004
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.09/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The World's Best (or Worst) Firefighter Jokes written by James Evans and published by . This book was released on 1994-05-01 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477609507
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.04/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Fireman Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Fireman jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Fireman Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Fireman Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Fireman joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Fireman jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Firemans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Fireman and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Fireman brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Fireman who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Firemans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Jennifer Bernard
Publisher : Jennifer Bernard
ISBN 13 : 1945944692
Total Pages : 25 pages
Book Rating : 4.97/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Three, Two, One...Fireman written by Jennifer Bernard and published by Jennifer Bernard. This book was released on 2021-01-24 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Bachelor Firemen Story Worst. Date. Ever. The last time firefighter Ace Hollister went out with gorgeous paramedic Kristina Reeves, everything went wrong. It’s not every date that ends with a police report, after all. Ace is sure he has no chance with Kristina, but it’s New Year’s Eve and fate has thrown them together once again. Kristina has sworn off first responder types, but it’s hard to ignore Ace’s easygoing southern charm. After that disaster of a first date, she’d almost managed to forget his heroic nature and sexy good looks--until a medical emergency brings her back to his firehouse. Is New Year's Eve the perfect time for a do-over? There's only one way to find out, and it's starting in three, two, one...

Author : Michael Dahl
Publisher : Capstone
ISBN 13 : 1404863680
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.82/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Laughs for a Living written by Michael Dahl and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2011 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Michael Dahl's 'Super Funny Joke Books' consists of a collection of six books packed with jokes and riddles. The series covers everything from school and monster jokes to job and animal jokes. Laughter is the best medicine, so get your dose today

Author : Ben Hughes
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1412071712
Total Pages : 174 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Lighter Side of Firefighting written by Ben Hughes and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2005 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Lighter Side of Firefighting is full of funny true stories, fire department jokes, pranks and gags. Everything from flaming manure piles to chiefs throwing garden gnomes through windows.

Author : Thomas F. Shubnell
Publisher : Thomas F. Shubnell
ISBN 13 : 1440419930
Total Pages : 169 pages
Book Rating : 4.35/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 19 written by Thomas F. Shubnell and published by Thomas F. Shubnell. This book was released on 2008-09-20 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's astounding that there are still new jokes after this many books, but there are. Not a rehash of old ones. Completely new jokes, funnies, tidbits, and hearty knee slappers to make you keep coming back for more. A sure delight, this one is right tonight.

Author : Stan Tarnowski
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1387504142
Total Pages : 63 pages
Book Rating : 4.45/5 ( download)

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Download or read book FIREFIGHTER'S Little Black Book: Your Pocket Guide To Safety written by Stan Tarnowski and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-01-10 with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FirefightersÕs Little Black Book is a compilation of descriptive behaviors that those who are currently serving in the fire service, or have already served a career in the fire service, are quite familiar with in one way or another. I wrote this quick and easy read to act as a daily reminder for everyone on the job as to what is expected of us on and off the job by our family, co-workers, and ultimately our bosses, and the citizens we are sworn to protect and serve, just what will be tolerated by all of them. It is to provoke knowing how critical it is to have our integrity, ethics, and morals in check means to our overall lifeÕs outcomes. I share my personal failures with you all in an attempt to hopefully Òstop you in your tracksÓ and not cross over those dangerous lines. Lines that if you do cross could end your career and destroy your life.

Author : Bobbie Scopa
Publisher : Chicago Review Press
ISBN 13 : 1641608080
Total Pages : 182 pages
Book Rating : 4.84/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Both Sides of the Fire Line written by Bobbie Scopa and published by Chicago Review Press. This book was released on 2022-09-06 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bobbie Scopa spent close to five decades working through nearly every challenge a firefighter can face. Scopa was a strike team leader for the Dude Fire in 1990, where six firefighters were tragically killed, and she served at Ground Zero immediately after 9/11. She's worked mountain rescues, city fires, mega-wildfires, and everything in between. While battling conditions and harsh flames on the outside, she also found herself waging a tougher battle on the inside. Scopa was torn between how to maintain the faÇade everyone expected of her and whether to live as her true self. "A hero firefighter can't possibly be transgender, right?" she thought. Both Sides of the Fire Line is Bobbie Scopa's uplifting memoir of bravely facing the heat of fierce challenges, professionally and personally.