The Best Ever Book Of Travel Agent Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781478119777
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.72/5 ( download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Travel Agent Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-07-16 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Travel Agent jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Travel Agent Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Travel Agent Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Travel Agent joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Travel Agent jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Travel Agents wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Travel Agent and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Travel Agent brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Travel Agent who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Travel Agents laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Travel Agent Gifts Journal
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781701087736
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.31/5 ( download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Download or read book Best Travel Agent Ever written by Travel Agent Gifts Journal and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-19 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This awesome Best Travel Agent Ever journal has 120-6x9 lined pages that people will be jealous of, perfect gift for your travel buddy, adventure buddy, or travel companion. Get this notebook and show your love for traveling or flying this summer holiday, beach camping trip or summer party, Fabulous Travel Agent journal for women make great Mothers Day, birthday party and Christmas gifts for mom, dad and wife who are travel agents

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781490585321
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.2X/5 ( download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Ticket Agent Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-07 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Ticket Agent jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Ticket Agent Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Ticket Agent Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Ticket Agent joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Ticket Agent jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Ticket Agents wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Ticket Agent and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Ticket Agent brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Ticket Agent who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Ticket Agents laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Edna a Green
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781710727500
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.00/5 ( download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Download or read book Best Travel Agent. Ever written by Edna a Green and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-23 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best Travel Agent. Ever This funny notebook is the best choice for your friend or coworker! Spice up your office with this hilarious gift notebook journal with a funny saying. Be inspired to write in this notebook every day and give your team workmates a laugh. This notebook helps plan goals, express thoughts, write new ideas, record daily activities, dates of meetings, events and errands or get rid of negative emotions and stress - writing helps! It is perfect for relieving stress and anger management. Start every day with a smile with this handy note book with generous wide ruled lines for noting meetings, to do lists, doodling, frustrating office events and gossiping about your coworkers. Working has never been so much fun. A great present idea for and employee, manager, co-worker or the big boss. This is the perfect and inexpensive gift for birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, Secret Santa, Mother's Day, or Father's Day or any special occasion. This is the perfect notebook to gift to yourself or a loved one on birthdays, Christmas, Mother's Day and Father's Day. Use the ruled pages for your favorite inspiring quotes and to record your goals and dreams. Handy to use at work, in your home office or sit on the beach and jot down all your achievements. Keep track of goals and record happy memories in this notebook. This notebook will be a great gift for coworkers, boss, business woman, friend or family. Sure to put a smile on their faces! This is a perfect journal for you to take to your meetings. It will give everyone a big laugh. Specifications: Cover Finish: Matte Dimensions: 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Interior: White Paper, Lined Pages Pages: 110

Author : Neil Hutchison
Publisher : Proglen Trading Co., Ltd.
ISBN 13 : 6167817375
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.78/5 ( download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Download or read book The Fool's Best Joke Book Volume 1 written by Neil Hutchison and published by Proglen Trading Co., Ltd.. This book was released on 2014-03-28 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the world of humour. What makes human beings laugh can be broadly defined under three headings: someone else's misfortune, someone else's misunderstanding or someone else's stupidity. The keywords here are "someone else's" because, let's face it, most silly things are much funnier when they happen to someone else. Neil Hutchison, creator of The Fool in Paradise, has collected thousands of jokes, then catalogued and listed them in this first volume of the Fool's Best Jokes. Now the many fans of the Fool will not have to be told that the jokes will veer away from political correctness until they are travelling in the absolute opposite direction. Now, if you have never read any of the many books about the Fool be prepared to be shocked. This book is not recommended to be read in situations where others may report you for laughing and talking to yourself. It's not recommended for those of a more liberal bent, be it feminism or any other trendy ism. The author refuses to take responsibility for any medical problems that this book may engender in readers. Life is ShortBreak the Rules Forgive Quickly Love Truly Laugh Uncontrollably ... and ... Never Regret Anything That Made You Smile

Author : Epic Journals
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781729243176
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.77/5 ( download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Download or read book Best Travel Agent. Ever.: A Wide Ruled Notebook written by Epic Journals and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-10-25 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This elegant piece comes in 6x9 inches, 101 pages and wide ruled line paper. Enjoy!

Author : Kerry Smith
Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN 13 : 1429927305
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.07/5 ( download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Download or read book Cruise Vacations for Mature Travelers written by Kerry Smith and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2010-04-01 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're one of the more than five million people who will go on a cruise vacation this year, you may be wondering how to choose between the many cruise lines, ships, and destinations that are available. You may be looking for a cruise geared towards adults, one where both you and the grandkids can have fun, or a cruise on which singles are catered to as much as couples. The key to great vacation is knowing what you need in one convenient place. Looking for an Alaskan cruise in an intimate, Old World-style ship, or a huge ocean liner that can keep all ages happy during a Caribbean family reunion? Cruise Vacations for Mature Travelers helps you, the traveler, determine what kind of cruise experience fits your personality and then tells you how to find it, describing every cruise line and detailing their fleets, ship by ship, so you can choose the perfect vacation! The book also includes tips on budgeting your trip, as well as the options for booking through travel agents, directly with the company, or online. It even helps you choose the best time to travel and the most comfortable cabins. A cruise vacation is an adventure. Make the most of it with Cruise Vacations for Mature Travelers!

Author : Mark Twain
Publisher : e-artnow
ISBN 13 : 802687823X
Total Pages : 6162 pages
Book Rating : 4.30/5 ( download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Download or read book MARK TWAIN - The Man Behind the Humor: Complete Autobiographical Books & Biographies written by Mark Twain and published by e-artnow. This book was released on 2017-07-21 with total page 6162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of travel books, essays, speeches, letters and autobiographical writings illustrates the other side of the man known as Mark Twain. Travel Books The Innocents Abroad Roughing It Old Times on the Mississippi A Tramp Abroad Life on the Mississippi Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World Some Rambling Notes of an Idle Excursion Essays, Satires & Articles How to Tell a Story, and Other Essays What Is Man? And Other Essays Editorial Wild Oats Advice to Youth Fenimore Cooper's Literary Offences Concerning the Jews To the Person Sitting in Darkness To My Missionary Critics Christian Science Queen Victoria's Jubilee Essays on Paul Bourget The Treaty With China, its Provisions Explained In Defence of Harriet Shelley Mrs. Eddy in Error Stirring Times in Austria The Czar's Soliloquy King Leopold's Soliloquy Adam's Soliloquy Essays on Copyrights Other Essays The Complete Speeches The Complete Letters Chapters from my Autobiography Biography Mark Twain: A Biography by Albert Bigelow Paine Samuel Langhorne Clemens (1835-1910), better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer. He is best known for his two novels – The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and its sequel, the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, but his satirical stories and travel books are also widely popular. His wit and satire, in prose and in speech, earned him praise from critics and peers. He was lauded as the greatest American humorist of his age.

Author : Jo-Ellan Dimitrius
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 068486407X
Total Pages : 324 pages
Book Rating : 4.75/5 ( download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Download or read book Put Your Best Foot Forward written by Jo-Ellan Dimitrius and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2002-01-03 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's only one chance to make a good impression, but readers can improve the impressions they make. Learn how appearance, body language, voice, and conduct unconsciously make an impression and what can be done to change that impression by showing one's best side to others.

Author : Thomas Chandler Haliburton
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 342 pages
Book Rating : 4.91/5 ( download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Download or read book Traits of American Humor written by Thomas Chandler Haliburton and published by . This book was released on 1852 with total page 342 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: