The Dirtiest Most Politically Incorrect Jokes Ever

Author : Allan Pease
Publisher : Bookpack Incorporated
ISBN 13 : 9781569757123
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.27/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Dirtiest, Most Politically Incorrect Jokes Ever written by Allan Pease and published by Bookpack Incorporated. This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE? THEN DON'T F*%#&IN' BUY THIS BOOK! -What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? "She choked." -How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle? "Shine a light in her ear." -What's the definition of "making love"? "It's what a woman does while a man's screwing her." -How does an Englishman know that his wife is dead? "Sex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink." -What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? "One less drunk at the funeral." -Why is a fat woman like a scooter? "They're both fun to ride, but you wouldn't want you friends to see you on either." -A woman walked into the bank to deposit a large bag of cash. ""Did you hoard all this money yourself?" asked the teller. "No," she replied. "My sister whored half of it.""

Author : Allan Pease
Publisher : Robson
ISBN 13 : 191023222X
Total Pages : 287 pages
Book Rating : 4.24/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Rude and Politically Incorrect Jokes written by Allan Pease and published by Robson. This book was released on 2014-12-22 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book containing every joke guaranteed to annoy those who like to think of themselves as politically correct. It deliberately sets out to offend "prudes and those who take life too seriously".

Author : Geoff Tibballs
Publisher : Constable
ISBN 13 : 9781841199672
Total Pages : 512 pages
Book Rating : 4.72/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Constable. This book was released on 2005-10-13 with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes - an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted. Even a blonde would blush ...if she got any of them.

Author : Jimmy Riddle
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781489572394
Total Pages : 84 pages
Book Rating : 4.92/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Politically Incorrect Joke Book written by Jimmy Riddle and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2013-05-24 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Most Controversial Joke Book available What's Inside? Political correctness has gone mad in the last decade. It now seems as if it's wrong to enjoy laughter! Not so with The Politically Incorrect Joke Book! With no holds barred and no censorship you can giggle along to some of the best funny jokes in the world Joke Subjects: Adult jokes Dirty Jokes Sex jokes Political jokes Racial stereotype jokes Doctor jokes Grandma jokes Religious Jokes Husband and wife jokes Blonde jokes Funny Jokes This hilarious adult themed joke book pulled together by Jimmy Riddle will have you rolling around in tears for hours and give you lots of jokes to use next time you are in the bar. If you like sex jokes, buy it! If you like hilarious jokes buy it! If you like adult jokes buy it! If you like politically incorrect jokes and gags buy it. You won't be disappointed. Reviews "This really made me laugh, hilarious - 10/10" - Simon James - Reviewer "I'm going to use some of these jokes in my stand up routines - brilliant material" - John Cooper UK Comedian

Author : Kerry O'seanhan
Publisher : Infinity Pub
ISBN 13 : 9780741457080
Total Pages : 155 pages
Book Rating : 4.83/5 ( download)

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Download or read book More Chuckles written by Kerry O'seanhan and published by Infinity Pub. This book was released on 2009-12-04 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here is a collection of 1001 of the funniest, most vulgar, politically incorrect jokes you will ever read. They are sure to cause you to have severe fits of laughter.

Author : Rudy A. Swale
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1569759456
Total Pages : 432 pages
Book Rating : 4.55/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes written by Rudy A. Swale and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-05-28 with total page 432 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE BIGGEST, BADDEST, BADASSEST BOOK OF LEWD, CRUDE AND FUNNY-AS-$#!+ JOKES •What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? We do taste like chicken! •What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles. •The journalist asked the politician, “Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you like to comment? “Yes, I would,” said the politician. “The truth is my assistant has a big mouth.” •A guy walks in on his wife having sex with another man and says, “what the hell are you two doing?” His wife turns to her lover and says, “I told you he was stupid.” •How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. If you think no joke is too raw as long as it’s funny—this is the book for you! This massive collection of laugh-out-loud and totally politically incorrect jokes is sure to have you and your friends rolling in hysterics.

Author : Geoff Tibballs
Publisher : Running Press
ISBN 13 : 9780786716012
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Running Press. This book was released on 2005-11-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes—an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted or easily offended. This unique and up-to-the-minute compendium features thousands of politically incorrect jokes covering every topic from Alzheimer's to Zoos. Among the themes are Accidents, Adultery, Australians, Breasts, Cannibals, Cowboys, Drunks, Farting, Flight Attendants, Foreplay, Honeymoons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Marriage, Masturbation, Nuns, Old age, Orgasms, Parrots, Priests, Sodomy, Surgery, Therapy, and, of course, Viagra.

Author : Mathew Mason
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780983392118
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Politically Incorrect Jokes of All Time written by Mathew Mason and published by . This book was released on 2011-05 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contains the best politically incorreet and other rib-tickling jokes compiled from the internet. Includes some to the classic jokes of all time plus others rarely seen. Among the classica are those about Hindu dots, Amish farmers, dumb lawyer questions and American Indian names. Guaranteed to leave you laughing with tears in your eyes.

Author : Llewellyn Dowd
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 144649148X
Total Pages : 578 pages
Book Rating : 4.85/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Jokes for Blokes written by Llewellyn Dowd and published by Random House. This book was released on 2011-10-06 with total page 578 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?' A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!' The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...

Author : Geoff Tibballs
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1780338023
Total Pages : 496 pages
Book Rating : 4.26/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Mammoth Book of More Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2013-09-19 with total page 496 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny, fearless and absolutely filthy-nearly 3,000 more uncensored, dirty, sick, and deeply politically incorrect jokes, covering just about every topic imaginable, from adultery to (sex in) Zoos, including an assortment of bad taste lists. A worthy, all-new follow-on to the first bestselling volume.