The Very Embarrassing Book Of Dad Jokes

Author : Ian Allen
Publisher : Portico
ISBN 13 : 1909396095
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.98/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes written by Ian Allen and published by Portico. This book was released on 2013-08-08 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!

Author : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1612435904
Total Pages : 118 pages
Book Rating : 4.09/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes written by Gordon Hideaki Nagai and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

Author : Hugh Murmie
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.52/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Dad Joke Book written by Hugh Murmie and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!

Author : Jimmy Niro
Publisher : World's Best Dad Jokes Collection
ISBN 13 : 9781492675372
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.77/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Jimmy Niro and published by World's Best Dad Jokes Collection. This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes

Author : Jimmy Niro
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1728205271
Total Pages : 84 pages
Book Rating : 4.74/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dad Jokes for Kids written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Turn the bad jokes back on dad with this seriously silly joke book, the perfect funny Halloween gift for kids and families to laugh and celebrate together! Dads have been embarrassing their kids for decades with goofy and groan-worthy jokes, and now it's their children's turn! In this hilarious new joke book from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, kids can out-dad-joke their dads and even learn how to write some of their own. Filled with over 350 silly jokes about school, sports, animals, and more, Dad Jokes for Kids will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter! Plus, children can learn to write their own dad jokes with fun activities in the back! This book is perfect for: The whole family - perfect for kids ages 7 to 12, but offers fun for the entire family! Reluctant readers - fun jokes help engage reluctant kids, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabulary Screen-free time - Endless laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, game nights, and more! Gifts - makes a great holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant gag gift for kids, or Father's Day gift to share with dads Includes jokes like: Q: What did the carrot say to the broccoli? A: Nothing. Vegetables can't talk. You can't play hide-and-seek with mountains. They're always peaking.

Author : Adrian Beck
Publisher : Random House Australia
ISBN 13 : 1761043080
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.86/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Stop the Dad Jokes! written by Adrian Beck and published by Random House Australia. This book was released on 2021-07-02 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!

Author : Hayden Fox
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781796685855
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.52/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 1000 Dad Jokes: The Dreadfully Good Joke Book for Dads and Their Kids written by Hayden Fox and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-12 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite! 1000 Dreadfully Good Dad Jokes that will keep everyone either laughing or groaning for hours on end! Also makes for a perfect Father's Day gift. Add to Cart Now if you are ready for some dreadfully good entertainment! **Get the Kindle edition for FREE when you buy the paperback.**

Author : I Rolle King
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.19/5 ( download)

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Download or read book 151 Dad Jokes written by I Rolle King and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-02 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Help DAD expand his collection of cheesy, corny, terribly good jokes that will make the whole family laugh and cringe with this fully illustrated collection of the world's best (and worst!) punny dad jokes. This very embarrassing book of the ultimate, really good dad jokes makes a great gift for dad, granddad, or soon to be dad on Father's Day, Christmas Day, birthdays, or any day! With 151 good clean dad jokes, it's full of new jokes, classic old jokes, one-line puns, knee-slappers, and much more! Features 127 pages 6 x 9 inches Soft cover Give the whole family a dose of really funny dad jokes!

Author : Fanton Publishers
Publisher : Antony Mwau
ISBN 13 : 9781951737276
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Fanton Publishers and published by Antony Mwau. This book was released on 2019-01-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Strengthen the bond you have with your kids with the weird, corny and dorky jokes and puns in this book! If you are looking for a way to spice up your relationship with your kids, then this book has got you covered with its over 600 jokes and puns that will leave your kids (of different ages) laughing, grinning, confused and looking forward for more. With the collection of dad jokes in this book, you can be sure that you won't be short of options! For easy reading, I have categorized the jokes into different categories so you can be sure to find jokes that are appropriate for different situations. More precisely, you will find: Every day, typical and most random dad jokes Dorkiest dad jokes/pun Holiday dad jokes and pun Weirdest and worst jokes and pun by dads Over the top dad jokes Utterly embarrassing pun and jokes by dads And much, much more!

Author : Jacob Eckeberger
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781737180500
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.02/5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Dad's Jokes Are Very (Terribly, Awfully, Painfully) Bad! written by Jacob Eckeberger and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-21 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book inspired by Dad Jokes and the families who put up with them (but secretly love them, too).