They Call Me Naughty Lola

Author : David Rose
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416545042
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.40/5 ( download)

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Download or read book They Call Me Naughty Lola written by David Rose and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2006-11-28 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I've divorced better men than you. And worn more expensive shoes than these. So don't think placing this ad is the biggest comedown I've ever had to make. Sensitive F, 34. Employed in publishing? Me too. Stay the hell away. Man on the inside seeks woman on the outside who likes milling around hospitals guessing the illnesses of out-patients. 30-35. Leeds. They Call Me Naughty Lola is a testament to the creativity and humor that can still be found among men and women longing for love and allergic to the concepts of Internet and speed dating. Here is an irresistible collection of the most brilliant and often absurd personal ads from the world's funniest -- and most erudite -- lonely-hearts column. The ads have been called "surreal haikus of the heart," and in an age of false advertising, the men and women who write them are hindered neither by high expectations nor by positivism of any kind. And yet, while hopes of finding a suitable mate remain low, the column has produced a handful of marriages, many friendships, and at least one divorce. Here are the young, old, fat, bald, healthy, ill, rich, and poor hoping that they can find true love, or at the very least, someone to call them Naughty Lola.

Author : David Rose
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 165 pages
Book Rating : 4.96/5 ( download)

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Author : Lauren Child
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101588101
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.09/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Whoops! But It Wasn't Me written by Lauren Child and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-10-05 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Charlie has this little sister, Lola. Lola has been playing with Charlie’s very special rocket. Charlie says, “Did you break my rocket?” Lola says, “You absolutely told me to not ever never touch it… ever.”

Author : David Rose
Publisher : Profile Business
ISBN 13 : 9781861978295
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.94/5 ( download)

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Download or read book They Call Me Naughty Lola written by David Rose and published by Profile Business. This book was released on 2006 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since 1998, the world's most erudite readers have congregated in the small ads section of the London Review of Books in the hope of finding love. This text brings together the work of the 'edgy', the 'irascible' and the 'flatulent' to provide a glimpse into the most notorious, endearing and funny lonely hearts ads.

Author : David Rose
Publisher : Picador USA
ISBN 13 : 9780330518994
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.92/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Sexually, I'm More of a Switzerland written by David Rose and published by Picador USA. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Woman, 36. WLTM man who doesn't try to high-five her after sex.Personal ads - men and women of all ages, backgrounds and aspirations, laying their souls bare and their hearts on the line - are the modern world's equivalent of the Japanese haiku... Or something like that, anyway. Painstakingly crafted, finely honed and, above all, short, they offer an endearing, intriguing and, often, amusing glimpse into the lives of those looking for love. Amid the witty one-liners and laugh-out-punchlines, there is pathos and passion aplenty; there is hope, longing and even good old-fashioned lust; there is romance, regret, ambition, and, occasionally, a hint of bitterness. Whatever the tone, however, these ads make for engrossing reading. Organised into themes (Mentally, I'm a size eight and Forty years ago I was going to marry Elvis) and fully annotated, Sexually, I'm more of a Switzerland is the perfect gift for the man or woman in your life - as well as single friends everywhere.

Author : Billy Joe Shaver
Publisher : University of Texas Press
ISBN 13 : 9780292706132
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.38/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Honky Tonk Hero written by Billy Joe Shaver and published by University of Texas Press. This book was released on 2005-03-01 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Willie Nelson says, "Billy Joe Shaver may be the best songwriter alive today." And legions of fans agree. "Honky Tonk Hero" is the story of a man who not only walked on the wild side and lived to tell about it, but also got it all down in songs that many people consider to be some of the finest country songs ever written.

Author : Jill Conner Browne
Publisher : Crown Archetype
ISBN 13 : 1400082854
Total Pages : 225 pages
Book Rating : 4.58/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love written by Jill Conner Browne and published by Crown Archetype. This book was released on 2004-11-30 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To know the Sweet Potato Queens is to love them, and if you haven't heard about them yet, you will. Since the early 1980s, this group of belles gone bad has been the toast of Jackson, Mississippi, with their glorious annual appearance in the St. Patrick's Day parade. In The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love, their royal ringleader, Jill Conner Browne, introduces the Queens to the world with this sly, hilarious manifesto about love, life, men, and the importance of being prepared. Chapters include: • The True Magic Words Guaranteed to Get Any Man to Do Your Bidding • The Five Men You Must Have in Your Life at All Times • Men Who May Need Killing, Quite Frankly • What to Eat When Tragedy Strikes, or Just for Entertainment • The Best Advice Ever Given in the Entire History of the World From tales of the infamous Sweet Potato Queens' Promise to the joys of Chocolate Stuff and Fat Mama's Knock You Naked Margaritas, this irreverent, shamelessly funny book is the gen-u-wine article.

Author : Jacqueline Wilson
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
ISBN 13 : 1429927429
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.20/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Best Friends written by Jacqueline Wilson and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2008-09-30 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LITERARY SUPERSTAR JACQUELINE WILSON TELLS A UNIVERSAL STORY about what it means to be Best Friends Forever. Gemma and Alice have been best friends since they were born on the same day in the same hospital—it doesn't matter that Gemma loves soccer while Alice prefers drawing, or that Gemma is always getting into trouble while Alice is a model student and daughter. But when Alice has to move to Scotland with her family, their friendship is put to the test. Is Best Friends Forever stronger than five hundred miles? Readers will relate to the heroic efforts the girls make to maintain their friendship and the small disasters of ‘tween life that they encounter along the way. Tender, funny, and always honest, BEST FRIENDS is the book to win American readers into the legions of fans Jacqueline Wilson has world-wide.

Author : Jessica Prince
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781548333218
Total Pages : 310 pages
Book Rating : 4.12/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Seducing Lola written by Jessica Prince and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-07-16 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I've had my fair share of bad relationships. I've dated liars, cheaters, shoe fetishists, and everything in between. Sure, these experiences would make any woman cynical when it comes to dipping her toe back into the dating pool, but I used my past for good and made a career out of helping other women avoid going down the same paths I had. And I was damn good at it. Until a random act of fate set my life on a course I'd been avoiding for years, and put me in the crosshairs of a man that made me feel things I swore to never feel again. Now I'm in his sights and it seems like he'll stop at nothing to seduce the hell out of me. He might hold my career in the palm of his hands, but if Grayson Lockhart thinks he can blackmail me into submission with his sexy voice and sexy hands and sexy everything, then he's...probably right.

Author : Lola Leighton
Publisher : Dream Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 343 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Bedfellows written by Lola Leighton and published by Dream Press. This book was released on 2018-10-29 with total page 343 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I wasn't looking to fall for one man. Let alone two... Sullivan and Will are as close as two friends can be. Growing up in the system forced them to rely on each other, and they've become accustomed to sharing everything--including women. Now they're ready for more. To find love. To start a family. To see the dreams they've shared since childhood come true. Apparently I tick off every box on their list--brains, beauty, and sass. I never hesitate to put both men in their places--which they find sexy as hell. One problem, I'm a traditional girl, with traditional values--one man, one woman, till death do us part--kind of values. They're willing to work to prove how very right the three of us could be, but what happens next is anyone's guess... This book is packed with hot, passionate love that doesn't know any boundaries, so sit back, enjoy and get ready for a smutily-ever-after.