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Author : Mark Twain
Publisher : Peter Pauper Press
ISBN 13 : 9780880885461
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4.67/5 ( download)
Download or read book Wit and Wisecracks written by Mark Twain and published by Peter Pauper Press. This book was released on 1961 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Bernardete
Publisher : Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781441300584
Total Pages : 78 pages
Book Rating : 4.89/5 ( download)
Download or read book Mark Twain Wit and Wisecracks written by Bernardete and published by Peter Pauper Press, Inc.. This book was released on 1998-03 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Tom Burns
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780764158483
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.81/5 ( download)
Download or read book Wisecracks written by Tom Burns and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humorous animal photos are captioned with witty one-liners that touch on virtually every aspect of our lives. The threefold purpose of this clever little gift book is to provoke a smile, remind the reader of typical human foibles, and inspire readers to recognize something of themselves in the humorous phrases. For instance, a typical photo shows a family of lazy walruses lounging at the seashore, and the accompanying caption reads: ï¿1/2Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.ï¿1/2 Close-up, black-and-white photos appear on every two-page spread, and each cleverly-captioned picture reminds us that animals and human beings have more in common than we sometimes like to admit.
Author : Mark Twain
Publisher : Courier Corporation
ISBN 13 : 048648923X
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.30/5 ( download)
Download or read book The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain written by Mark Twain and published by Courier Corporation. This book was released on 2013-01-01 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Familiarity breeds contempt — and children." "When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear." "Heaven for climate. Hell for company." This attractive paperback gift edition of the renowned American humorist's epigrams and witticisms features hundreds of quips on life, love, history, culture, travel, and other topics from his fiction, essays, letters, and autobiography.
Author : Mark Twain
Publisher : Hassell Street Press
ISBN 13 : 9781014945471
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4.7X/5 ( download)
Download or read book Wit & Wisecracks written by Mark Twain and published by Hassell Street Press. This book was released on 2021-09-10 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. To ensure a quality reading experience, this work has been proofread and republished using a format that seamlessly blends the original graphical elements with text in an easy-to-read typeface. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Author : Max Morris
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1510715851
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.51/5 ( download)
Download or read book The Smart Words and Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill written by Max Morris and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-03-21 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “For myself I am an optimist,” said legendary British politician Winston Churchill. “It does not seem to be much use being anything else.” Have you ever wanted to deliver the ultimate Churchillian wisecrack? Give sound advice to a peer on how to deal with life’s problems? Or contribute to a heated discussion on international politics? The Smart Words and Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill is the perfect pocket book to carry around in your arsenal as you laugh at Churchill’s devious brand of smarts and learn from his political and humanist outlook on life during the turmoil of the Second World War. Discover what he had to say about domestic politics, war and peace, power, struggles and strife, education, philosophy, and some of the biggest names of his time, including himself. Beautifully designed and curated, this entertaining collection compiles the wisest and wittiest Churchill quotations that speak of the politician’s enduring legacy in contemporary pop culture. Full of savvy and wisdoms, The Smart Words and Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill is sure to delight devoted fans of history and casual readers alike.
Author : Kate May
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781849536486
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.81/5 ( download)
Download or read book Dog Wit written by Kate May and published by . This book was released on 2014-10-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When you're getting hot under the collar and you're dog-tired from a hard day at work, this fetching collection of quips and quotes about man's best friend is bound to have you howling with laughter in no time. You'd be barking mad not to love it! 'Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.' Groucho Marx 'My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.' Rita Rudner 'I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.' John Steinbeck
Author : Tom Hay
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781849533065
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.67/5 ( download)
Download or read book Scottish Wit? written by Tom Hay and published by . This book was released on 2012-09-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.' Billy Connolly If you love Loch Ness and are partial to a blast of the bagpipes, you'll savour these hilarious quips and quotes from such celebrated characters as Billy Connolly, Chic Murray and Robert Louis Stevenson. From Dumfries to Dundee and from Glen Coe to Glasgow, Scottish Wit showcases the funniest wisecracks and one-liners from the land of the brave.
Author : Gerd De Ley
Publisher : National Geographic Books
ISBN 13 : 1578269245
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.42/5 ( download)
Download or read book Irish Wit, Wisdom and Humor written by Gerd De Ley and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2022-03-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The greatest collection of Irish wit, wisdom and humor ever published. The best of humorous quotes, witty observations, and funny one-liners from those hailing from the Emerald Isle. "Ireland sober is Ireland stiff." Irish Wit, Wisdom & Humor collects over 1000 witticisms, musings, deep thoughts, and one-liners from and about Ireland and its people. It features hundreds of authors, poets, comedians, actors, politicians and many more that best represent the Emerald Isle including James Joyce, Oscar Wilde, Bono, Edna O'Brien, C.S. Lewis, Sinead O'Connor, George Bernard Shaw, and many others.
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Publisher : Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1441306803
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.07/5 ( download)
Download or read book Every Woman Should Have a Blowtorch written by and published by Peter Pauper Press, Inc.. This book was released on 2011-01-06 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every woman should have a blowtorch,'' Julia Child once said as she commenced to caramelize the top of a crème brûlée. And every woman could use a dish of empowering bons mots every so often as well. Voilà! Here you are-the perfect little book of wit and wisecracks from outspoken free spirits that shine their piercing light on men, love, marriage, life, work, and more! ''Of all the wild beasts of land or sea, the wildest is woman'' (Menander). ''I don't have the time every day to put on makeup. I need that time to clean my rifle'' (Henriette Mantel). ''Besides Shakespeare and me, who do you think there is?'' (Gertrude Stein).
