Would Somebody Please Send Me To My Room

Author : Bob Schwartz
Publisher : Glenbridge Publishing Ltd.
ISBN 13 : 9780944435571
Total Pages : 344 pages
Book Rating : 4.72/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Would Somebody Please Send Me to My Room! written by Bob Schwartz and published by Glenbridge Publishing Ltd.. This book was released on 2005 with total page 344 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bob Schwartz reminds us of the necessity, no matter how harried or confusing things are, to appreciate the humor in the day-to-day nature of family life. Bob gives parents a reason to laugh as he navigates the unexpected twists and turns of parenthood every mom and dad has experienced - such as that feeling of panic when you hear the toilet being flushed and immediately followed by your child's less than reassuring yell of "Uh-oh!" Or the admonition to your five-year-old of, "No, you can't have the leftover cotton candy for breakfast, even if you do pour milk over it." Perhaps parents also need the reassurance that Bob offers. In looking back on his initial years of parenthood, Bob writes, "There was one word that sprang to mind - Naive. That's French for 'Buddy, you don't even have a clue.'" If you, like Bob, are entirely clueless at the beginning of parenthood, there's hope for the future. For while imparting crucial information to his children like "the shower curtain goes inside the bathtub; don't put marbles into the garbage disposal, and it's not a great idea to see how many peas you can stick up your nose," Bob did learn things like how to navigate the challenging world of school carpool pickup without infuriating the power hungry fifth grade Safety Patrol. And you, like Bob, might also make some headway with the linguistic parental challenge of cracking the grunt communication code of teenagers. Bob Schwartz tackles these problems and more. He tells us that the purpose of his essays is to have us embrace the humor of parenthood and the fun of family life. "Let laughter be the fuel for this thrilling, and yes indeed, sometimes pandemonium-producing journey." Book jacket.

Author : Bonnie-Jane Mason
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 146532819X
Total Pages : 185 pages
Book Rating : 4.99/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Letters from the Italian Outback written by Bonnie-Jane Mason and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-08-27 with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bonnie-Jane McCabe (now Mason) lived this book. She wrote these letters to her family during one exciting year in her young life. Years later, she started the book, collected the letters, copied them to her computer, and organized her book in her computer. It always needed just one more editing pass to make sure its error-free. Before she was finished, a disastrous computer-crash appeared to her, to have ended her book project. This version, published from a recently rediscovered, early paper preview draft, is my gift to Bonnie, my daughter. Prepared for publication by: Selden P. McCabe, Jr. 2009

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Total Pages : 878 pages
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Total Pages : 1118 pages
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Total Pages : 484 pages
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Author : Neil Thornton
Publisher : Fonthill Media
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 714 pages
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Download or read book Witnesses at Isandlwana written by Neil Thornton and published by Fonthill Media. This book was released on 2023-04-16 with total page 714 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On 22 January 1879, British forces in Zululand suffered a shocking and unimaginable defeat at the hands of the Zulus resulting in over 1300 dead, including more than 800 regular British soldiers. But the Zulu victory came at a cost, and their losses were very heavy too. Yet, surprisingly, scattered in archives, museums, and private collections around the world, sits many first-hand accounts from those who were there. Inaccessible to most, these primary sources are vital to our understanding of the battle and how it unfolded, and they shed important light on the experiences of those who were there on that fateful day. British soldiers, those from the colonial forces, civilians, and those Zulu warriors who attacked the camp, all left detailed descriptions of the battle. By bringing these sources together, this book–the largest collection of primary accounts ever gathered on the battle – allows the reader to view all sources under one roof, providing a better understanding of the battle, how it played out, and what those involved witnessed on that monumental day in both British and Zulu history.

Author : ShoReBons
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1669802663
Total Pages : 126 pages
Book Rating : 4.62/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Missing Rib Love Heals Pain written by ShoReBons and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2021-12-14 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Missing Rib is an absorbing dramatic love story about a woman and man who finally realize that they are destined to be each other’s soul mates. The mystical power of love portrayed in this inspiring and vibrant fictional story connects two strangers together and their desire to be loved deeply acts as a healing agent for the couple whose pain has been caused by internal scars from disappointments.

Author : Amanda Noll
Publisher : Flashlight Press
ISBN 13 : 1947277081
Total Pages : 32 pages
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Download or read book Hey, That's MY Monster! written by Amanda Noll and published by Flashlight Press. This book was released on 2018-03-21 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This enhanced eBook features read-along narration. Winner: CLC Seal of Approval 2017 Literary Classics Book Awards, Silver, Preschool/Early Reader Fantasy Finalist: 2017 Literary Classics Book Awards 2017 PNBA Long-List When Ethan looks under the bed for his monster, he finds this note instead: "So long, kid. Gotta go. Someone needs me more than you do. –Gabe" How will Ethan ever get to sleep without his monster's familiar, comforting snorts? And who could need Gabe more than Ethan does? Gabe must have gone to Ethan's little sister's room! She has been climbing out of bed every night to play, and obviously needs a monster to help her get to sleep – but not HIS monster! Ethan tries to help his sister find her own monster, but none are the perfect blend of cute and creepy. Just when it seems that Ethan will lose his monster forever, an uninvited, tutu-toting little monster full of frightening fun appears. Following in the spooky-silly tradition of I Need My Monster, here's another irresistible monster-under-the-bed story with the perfect balance of giggles and shivers.

Author : Tasha Cobbs Leonard
Publisher : Random House Large Print
ISBN 13 : 0593946731
Total Pages : 257 pages
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Download or read book Do It Anyway written by Tasha Cobbs Leonard and published by Random House Large Print. This book was released on 2024-05-07 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this inspiring guide to the power of faithful resilience, Tasha Cobbs Leonard—Grammy Award winner and Billboard’s Gospel Artist of the Decade—shares the secret that helps her persevere: When saying yes to God doesn’t make sense, do it anyway. “Prepare to be invigorated to claim every promise, realize every dream, cast aside every excuse, and embrace every God-given desire within your heart.”—Travis and Jackie Greene, pastors of Forward City Church Pastor, entrepreneur, and gospel music icon Tasha Cobbs Leonard tells of journeying through moments of unforeseen challenges while holding to an unshakable God and discovering that our greatest breakthroughs come when we make the courageous choice to show up and do hard things anyway. Tasha tells remarkable stories of experiencing this firsthand when she committed to dreams even when they seemed unrealistic, pursued adoption though it looked impossible, navigated the dynamics of a blended family despite challenges, and watched God move in each step of endurance through infertility and depression. With true testimony and conviction, Tasha inspires you toward a bolder way of life with the promise that it will always be worth it on the other side. Along the way, she equips you with practical tools to help you • Dream big with God again • Focus on God’s direction over the loudness of the world • Never forget God’s faithfulness, especially in the midst of your hopelessness • Don’t let fear of failure force you to quit on your miracle too soon • Believe firmly that no mess and no amount of pain is beyond God’s redemption Whether you’re feeling stuck, stressed, or simply weary—there’s a more a hopeful way to live, a bolder way to believe. To follow God when the way seems impossible, persevere in faith even when the odds are stacked—this is what it means to “do it anyway.”

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Total Pages : 1020 pages
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