Zombie Haiku

Author : Ryan Mecum
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440321809
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.01/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Zombie Haiku written by Ryan Mecum and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-06-30 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In your hands is a poetry journal written by an undead poet, recounting his firsthand experience during the zombie plague. Little is known about the author before he turned into a zombie, but thanks to his continued writings in this journal - even after his death - you can accompany him from infection to demise. Through the intimate poetry of haiku, the zombie chronicles his epic journey through deserted streets and barricaded doors. Each three-line poem, structured in the classic 5-7-5 syllable structure, unravels a little more of the story. You'll love every eye-popping, gut-wrenching, flesh-eating page!

Author : Ryan Mecum
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440312885
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.85/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dawn of Zombie Haiku written by Ryan Mecum and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-09-14 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More Brains... Some race. Some lurch. Others come crawling, limping, staggering—dragging themselves toward anyone who might still have a pulse. Zombies invade the island of Manhattan, and they are hungry. The story of the zombie apocalypse is told through the eyes of Dawn, a ten-year-old girl who has been well-schooled in the undead because of her father's love of zombie movies. As the zombies approach, Dawn and her dad realize the time has come to implement their Zombie Escape Plan, so they gather friends and escape to the Statue of Liberty. Only... the plan doesn't go quite as expected. Dawn documents their downfall in her haiku journal, where the limb-snapping, eye-popping, bone-crunching zombies eventually make her one of their own. In gory detail, and sometimes channeling her favorite poets, she describes the gruesome scenes before her—and her own frightening impulses.

Author : Ryan Mecum
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 144031120X
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.08/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Werewolf Haiku written by Ryan Mecum and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-08-10 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear haiku journal, I think I killed some people. That was no dog bite. This journal contains the poetic musings of a mailman who, after being bitten by what he thinks is a dog, discovers that he is actually now a werewolf. Wreaking havoc wherever he goes, he details his new life and transformations in the 5-7-5 syllable structure of haiku—his poetry of choice. Follow along as our werewolf poet slowly turns from a mostly normal man into the hairy beast that he cannot keep trapped inside. And watch out for carnage when he changes and becomes hungry. No toenail, no entrail, no pigtail will be left behind. And talk about wreaking havoc: His newfound claws and teeth have sent his clothing budget through the roof! He is in love with a woman on his route, but he has never had the courage to tell her. As he fights against his urges during each full moon, he discovers that succumbing to his primal instincts will not only bag him a good meal—it just might help him in his quest for love…Or maybe not.

Author : James Preller
Publisher : Feiwel & Friends
ISBN 13 : 1250050340
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.42/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Good Night, Zombie written by James Preller and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2013-09-24 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome. Have a seat. Ignore the shambling undead outside. Let us tell you a story. But be warned. Good Night, Zombie isn't just any tale. This is a Scary Tale. Meet Carter, Esme, and Arnold, three students accidentally locked together inside an almost deserted school. They are not friends. They scarcely know each other. But In the basement, a mysterious night janitor waits. And outside, moving in the mist, dark shapes shuffle closer... James Preller knows his audience: "It's what so many students, on every school visit, tell me that they want. You guessed it, scary stories for grades 2-4, 80 page chapter books. And by scary I mean . . . spine-tingling, heart-pounding scary."

Author : Ryan Mecum
Publisher : HOW Books
ISBN 13 : 9781600617720
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.27/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Vampire Haiku written by Ryan Mecum and published by HOW Books. This book was released on 2009-08-14 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You hold in your hands a recently discovered poetry journal—the poetry journal of a vampire. William Butten was en route to a new land on the Mayflower when he was turned into a vampire by a fellow passenger, a beautiful woman named Katherine. These pages contain his heartbreaking story—the story of a vampire who has lived through (and perhaps caused) some of America's defining events. As he travels the country and as centuries pass, he searches for his lost love and records his adventures and misadventures using the form of poetry known as haiku. As Butten documents bloody wars, a certain tea party in Boston, living the high life during the Great Depression, two Woodstock festivals, the corruption of Emily Dickinson, and hanging out with Davy Crockett, he keeps to the classic 5-7-5 syllable structure of haiku. The resulting poems are hilarious, repulsive, oddly romantic, and bizarre. Read along, and you just may find a new appreciation for—and insight into—various events in American history. And blood.

Author : S.G. Browne
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476708738
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.37/5 ( download)

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Download or read book I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus written by S.G. Browne and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “One of America’s best satiric novelists” (Kirkus Reviews), S. G. Browne seamlessly gift wraps this horrific and hilarious sequel to his “extremely strong” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) zombie novel Breathers. He sees you when you’re sleeping . . . he knows when you’re undead. How does the leader of a failed zombie civil rights movement from California rescue a group of his undead brethren and help a lonely Breather girl as he hides from a band of medical researchers while disguised as Santa Claus? If you’ve never believed in Christmas miracles, then you wouldn’t understand. Andy Warner has just escaped from a zombie research facility in Portland, Oregon, where he’s been subjected to experimental testing for the past year. With Christmas just days away, Andy figures that donning a jolly old St. Nick costume to throw off his would-be captors is just the ticket. But he never expects to encounter a sweet, lonesome nine-year-old girl who not only reminds Andy of the family he’s lost but who thinks he’s the real Santa. He also doesn’t count on being recognized as last year’s national quasi-celebrity by a clandestine group of decaying supporters who look to him for leadership. For the living and the undead, this unforgettable holiday tale will truly put on display just who is gnawing and who is nice. . . .

Author : Monte Beauchamp
Publisher : Dark Horse Comics
ISBN 13 : 1616555610
Total Pages : 179 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Popular Skullture written by Monte Beauchamp and published by Dark Horse Comics. This book was released on 2014 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Our culture embraces the skull: apparel and products with skulls abound. Popular Skullture features the oddest, creepiest, and weirdest skull covers from 1930s to mid-'50s comics, pulps, and paperbacks."--

Author : Mary K. Witte
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781595800077
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.77/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Redneck Haiku written by Mary K. Witte and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The classic Bubba figure is portrayed in Japanese-style verse, addressing the whole spectrum of redneck culture from RVs and Wal-Mart to monster trucks, and hunting.

Author : Gregory Ecklund
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1300150408
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.04/5 ( download)

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Download or read book A through Z written by Gregory Ecklund and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-09 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zombie alphabet haiku from artist Gregory Ecklund.

Author : Kate Snodgrass
Publisher : Samuel French, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9780573632549
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.45/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Haiku written by Kate Snodgrass and published by Samuel French, Inc.. This book was released on 1989 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Though severely retarded, Louise is for brief intervals miraculously normal and sometimes so super normal that she speaks in beautiful haiku poetry.