Cringeworthy

Author : Melissa Dahl
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0735211639
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.36/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Cringeworthy written by Melissa Dahl and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Examines the ways that embracing socially awkward situations, even when they lead to embarrassment and self-conciousness, also provide the opportunity to test oneself and to recognize how people are connected to each other.

Author : Derek John Morton
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781072045786
Total Pages : 172 pages
Book Rating : 4.88/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Cringe written by Derek John Morton and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-10 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life is full of awkward, cringe moments that people go through daily. Whether it be making quick eye contact with a stranger, messing up a handshake with somebody, or walking past two people making out, these little uncomfortable moments are universally relatable. We don't shine light on them nearly enough as we should, so I've created a list of twenty-seven cringe worthy moments. Come on a journey with me as I dissect these situations. I provide example scenarios as well as personal opinions and experiences.

Author : Arsidious The Great Writer
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781671958357
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.57/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Totally Most Original Worst Horrible Book of Poor Quality Cringe Worthy Dad Jokes written by Arsidious The Great Writer and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-05 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These are not offensive. These are not crude. These are just really really bad. They are worse than horrible. Their lack of quality and finesse will astonish you! #7 will knock your socks off! 99% of your friends will have never heard of jokes like this... and the 1% that tell jokes like these are not people who you let tell jokes at parties. We tested these jokes on a tulip, and it died.The only saving grace is that there is absolutely no mention of politics in here at all. not even alluded to.

Author : Academy of Excellence Journals
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781676712909
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.09/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Wow That Was F*cking Cringe written by Academy of Excellence Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-17 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nothing better than some good ol' cringe, and what's better than your own? document your daily cringe worthy encounters and have a good laugh in the future re reading them, because why the hell not? The interior is 6x9 inches in size with 100 pages.

Author : Editors of Cider Mill Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 164643207X
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.73/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Brick of Dad Jokes written by Editors of Cider Mill Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-05-10 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Brick of Dad Jokes is the ultimate collection of puns, quips, and corny one-liners that is sure to get eyes rolling. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! The Brick of Dad Jokes is an eye-rolling, groan-inducing collection of hundreds of jokes for the dad joke aficionado in your life. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they’re good. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he’s heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse.

Author : Lewis Burke Frumkes
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595002366
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.68/5 ( download)

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Download or read book How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children written by Lewis Burke Frumkes and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2000-07-24 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lewis Burke Frumkes, one of America's very best satirists, sharpens his pen on the fads, fears, and fashions of the urban landscape. Here are 49 hilarious ways to cope with them. Explore the benefits of aerobic typing. Wile a friend with "Exotic Gifts from Harry and Larry" including "Road Imperial Valium—America's Favorite Tranquilizer—Only Better." Take charge of your next meeting with Frumkes's "New Rules of Order," which include Blurting, Interrupting, and Bullwhipping. Jump in the saddle and rope a roach—apartment style. And, of course, raise your I.Q. with a delicious "Gifted Child Fricassee."

Author : Melissa Dahl
Publisher : Bantam Press
ISBN 13 : 9780593077467
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.66/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Cringeworthy written by Melissa Dahl and published by Bantam Press. This book was released on 2018-05-15 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever said goodbye to someone, only to discover that you're both walking in the same direction? Or had your next thought fly out of your brain in the middle of a presentation? Or accidentally liked an old photo on someone's Instagram or Facebook, thus revealing yourself to be a creepy social media stalker? Melissa Dahl, New York magazine's "Science of Us" editor, has experienced all of those awkward situations, and many more. Now she offers a thoughtful, original take on what it really means to feel awkward. She invites you to follow her into all sorts of mortifying moments, drawing on personal experience and in-depth psychological research to answer questions you've probably pondered at some point, such as: * Why are situations without clear rules most likely to turn awkward? * Are people really judging us as harshly as we think they are? * Does anyone ever truly outgrow their awkward teenage self? If you can learn to tolerate life's most awkward situations -- networking, difficult conversations, hearing the sound of your own terrible voice -- your awkwardness can be a secret weapon to making better, more memorable impressions. When everyone else is pretending to have it under control, you can be a little braver and grow a little bigger.

Author : Cameron Esposito
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1455591440
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.42/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Save Yourself written by Cameron Esposito and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2020-03-24 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This "hilarious and honest" bestselling memoir from a rising comedy star tackles issues of gender, sexuality, feminism, and the Catholic childhood that prepared her for a career as an outspoken lesbian comedian (Abby Wambach). Cameron Esposito wanted to be a priest and ended up a stand-up comic. Now she would like to tell the whole queer as hell story. Her story. Not the sidebar to a straight person's rebirth-she doesn't give a makeover or plan a wedding or get a couple back together. This isn't a queer tragedy. She doesn't die at the end of this book, having finally decided to kiss the girl. It's the sexy, honest, bumpy, and triumphant dyke's tale her younger, wasn't-allowed-to-watch-Ellen self needed to read. Because there was a long time when she thought she wouldn't make it. Not as a comic, but as a human. SAVE YOURSELF is full of funny and insightful recollections about everything from coming out (at a Catholic college where sexual orientation wasn't in the nondiscrimination policy) to how joining the circus can help you become a better comic (so much nudity) to accepting yourself for who you are-even if you're, say, a bowl cut-sporting, bespectacled, gender-nonconforming child with an eye patch (which Cameron was). Packed with heart, humor, and cringeworthy stories anyone who has gone through puberty, fallen in love, started a career, or had period sex in Rome can relate to, Cameron's memoir is for that timid, fenced-in kid in all of us-and the fearless stand-up yearning to break free. INDIE BESTSELLERWASHINGTON POST BESTSELLERSEATTLE TIMES BESTSELLER ONE OF BUSTLE'S MOST ANTICIPATED BOOKS OF MARCH

Author : Thomas Mitchell
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1760859044
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.46/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Today I F****d Up written by Thomas Mitchell and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-03-03 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A toe curling, laugh out loud collection of worst day disasters. I’d always rolled my eyes when people describe things as 'happening in slow motion'. Surely everything happens in regular time and it's only when you replay it in your head that it seems to slow down?But as the car lurched forward and I found myself sailing through the back of the garage, I finally understood what they meant. When a trip to meet his new girlfriend’s grandparents ends in disaster (think a crashed ute, an angry wasp and a cranky farmer with a shotgun), Thomas Mitchell knows one thing for sure: bad days make for great stories. While we might not like to admit it, we can't help but find a sneaky pleasure in other people's misfortune. It's the reason fail compilations rack up millions of views on YouTube or television shows like Funniest Home Videos exist at all. Deep down we're addicted to the downfall of our fellow humans, and if there was ever a point in history when we needed a laugh, it's now. Today I F***D Up is a collection of tall tales but true that are equal parts hilarious and horrifying; a timely reminder that no matter how terrible things get, they could always be worse. So much worse. Praise for Today I F***D Up 'Today I F****d Up turns disaster, catastrophes, abject humiliation and pure mortification into gold. Essential reading for anyone who's been there as many times as I have. Read the book, and you'll laugh for sure, and you just might also cry.' Markus Zusak `You know those days where everything goes wrong? We’ve all had them and now Thomas Mitchell has written a book about them. It’s very funny. You can do what we love to do the most... laugh at other people’s expense.’ Larry Emdur `If you’re in need of a good laugh do yourself a favour and give it a read.’ Francesca Hung `Thomas Mitchell has written a book. He says it’s hilarious and I concur!’ Samantha Armytage `I’m reading this – it’s so good. Thomas Mitchell is very funny. And talented. If you want a laugh and a great read – can’t recommend it enough.’ Sally Obermeder `He’s hilarious!’ Kylie Gillies `Ever had a bad day? It’s nothing compared to the hilarious stories in this book. Filled to the brim with stories about dating, sex, losing your job, capitulating in a job interview and accidentally throwing a house party (we’ve all been there), Mitchell has compiled the best of the best for your enjoyment.’ Pop Sugar `Bad day? This book will help you feel 100 per cent better about your life choices.’ TV WEEK

Author : Neal Shusterman
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1442423676
Total Pages : 416 pages
Book Rating : 4.71/5 ( download)

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Download or read book UnWholly written by Neal Shusterman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-15 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Thanks to Connor, Lev, and Risa, and their high-profile revolt at Happy Jack Harvest Camp, people can no longer turn a blind eye to unwinding. Ridding society of troublesome teens and, in the same stroke, providing much-needed tissues for transplant might be convenient, but its morality has finally been brought into question. However, unwinding has become big business, and there are powerful political and corporate interests that want to see it not only continue, but expand, allowing the unwinding of prisoners and the impoverished. Cam is a teen who does not exist. He is made entirely out of the parts of other unwinds. Cam, a 21st century Frankenstein, struggles with a search for identity and meaning, as well as the concept of his own soul, if indeed a rewound being can have one. When a sadistic bounty hunter who takes "trophies" from the unwinds he captures starts to pursue Connor, Risa and Lev, Cam finds his fate inextricably bound with theirs"--