You Are Worthless

Author : Scott Dikkers
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740789414
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book You Are Worthless written by Scott Dikkers and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You Are Worthless is the self-help book from hell. This bracing blast of negativity takes aim at the impossibly cheerful "inspirational self-help" books flooding the market and hits the bullseye, with chapters such as "Your Good-for-Nothing Friends," "Your Miserable Job," and "Life: What's the Use". This hilarious parody collects hundreds of tidbits of painful reality such as "You're no good, you're not great-looking, and you're going to die someday and it's probably going to hurt." Who among us isn't sick to death of the gushy, new-agey inspirational books that blindly assert that everyone is worthy? We all know the truth, and this book is as refreshing as a slap to the face. Just some of the depressingly humorous nuggets of truth include: * You don't really have any outstanding qualities. It's safe to say you're pretty much just like everybody else. * The only reason your pet likes you is because you feed it. * As you get older, you are going to have less and less control over your bladder. * If you take a big risk and follow your dream, chances are you're going to fall flat on your face. You Are Worthless also features a section called "Hopeless Role Models from History," including Helen Keller ("I've had it"), and Abraham Lincoln ("The only thing I'm good at is losing").

Author : Alison Rumfitt
Publisher : Tor Nightfire
ISBN 13 : 1250866243
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.40/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Tell Me I'm Worthless written by Alison Rumfitt and published by Tor Nightfire. This book was released on 2023-01-17 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alison Rumfitt’s Tell Me I’m Worthless is a dark, unflinching haunted house story that confronts both supernatural and real-world horrors through the lens of the modern-day trans experience. “A triumph of transgressive queer horror.” —Publishers Weekly, STARRED review “Easily one of the strongest horror debuts in recent memory.” —Booklist, STARRED review Three years ago, Alice spent one night in an abandoned house with her friends, Ila and Hannah. Since then, Alice’s life has spiraled. She lives a haunted existence, selling videos of herself for money, going to parties she hates, drinking herself to sleep. Memories of that night torment Alice, but when Ila asks her to return to the House, to go past the KEEP OUT sign and over the sick earth where teenagers dare each other to venture, Alice knows she must go. Together, Alice and Ila must face the horrors that happened there, must pull themselves apart from the inside out, put their differences aside, and try to rescue Hannah, whom the House has chosen to make its own. Cutting, disruptive, and darkly funny, Tell Me I’m Worthless is a vital work of trans fiction that examines the devastating effects of trauma and how fascism makes us destroy ourselves and each other. “Ambitious, brutal, and brilliant.” —Gretchen Felker-Martin, author of Manhunt Also by Alison Rumfitt: Brainwyrms At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Author : Will Jorden
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781548642310
Total Pages : 88 pages
Book Rating : 4.12/5 ( download)

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Download or read book You're Worthless and You Know It written by Will Jorden and published by . This book was released on 2017-06-25 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally you'll be able to find acceptance in what a worthless person you are. You're Worthless And You Know It is a parody on the popular Self Help genera to become the world's first truly De-Motivational book. This satire will help you identify your personal worthlessness, learn acceptance, and ultimately how to live in harmony with your worthless self. Self-help books would have you imagine yourself as someone who's capable of limitless achievement. Sadly all that does is set you up for limitless disappointment when you fail to achieve anything because of how worthless you are. I want you to be happy as a worthless individual. You're Worthless And You Know It is a quick read and makes the perfect gift for all the worthless people in your life. Having said that it's small enough to leave under your ex's windshield wiper after you've superglued the door shut and slash the tires (not that I've ever done that or that you could prove it was me or that I'm condoning those specific actions). Author Will Jorden lays out such groundbreaking work because believe it or not he has a history of worthlessness. His writing is to the point, humorous, and informative. You'll hardly notice your self-esteem, confidence, and dignity dropping faster than your I.Q.

Author : Aaron Clarey
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781467978309
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.02/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Worthless written by Aaron Clarey and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2011-12-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Worthless" is the single most important book young men and women can read before they attend college. While teachers, guidance counselors and even parents are afraid to tell you the truth in an effort to spare your feelings, "Worthless" delivers a blunt and real-world assessment about the economic realities and consequences of choosing various degrees with a necessary and tough fatherly love. Don't lie to yourself. And certainly don't waste four years of your youth and thousands of dollars in tuition on a worthless degree. Buy this book and understand why it is important you choose the right major. The book itself could be the wisest investment you ever make.

Author : Tom Miller
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780961303402
Total Pages : 175 pages
Book Rating : 4.09/5 ( download)

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Download or read book So, You Secretly Suspect You're Worthless, Well written by Tom Miller and published by . This book was released on 1983-01-01 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Author : Will Jorden
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781548601928
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.26/5 ( download)

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Download or read book You're F#cking Worthless and You F#cking Know It written by Will Jorden and published by . This book was released on 2017-06-25 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning this Anti self-help book is the extremely EXPLICIT version of "You're Worthless And You Know It". If you can't handle harsh language then buy the clean version. With this book you'll finally be able to find acceptance in what a worthless person you are. "You're F#cking Worthless And You F#cking Know It" is a parody on the popular Self Help genera to become the world's first truly De-Motivational book. This satire will help you identify your personal worthlessness, learn acceptance, and ultimately how to live in harmony with your worthless self. Along the way you'll also be relentlessly insulted. Self-help books would have you imagine yourself as someone who's capable of limitless achievement. Sadly all that does is set you up for limitless disappointment when you fail to achieve anything because of how worthless you are. I want you to be happy as a worthless individual. You're Worthless And You Know It is a quick read and makes the perfect gift for all the worthless people in your life. Having said that it's small enough to leave under your ex's windshield wiper after you've superglued the door shut and slash the tires (not that I've ever done that or that you could prove it was me or that I'm condoning those specific actions). Author Will Jorden lays out such groundbreaking work because believe it or not he has a history of worthlessness. His writing is to the point, humorous, and informative. You'll hardly notice your self-esteem, confidence, and dignity dropping faster than your I.Q.

Author : Jeffrey H. Gitomer
Publisher : Bard Press (TX)
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 330 pages
Book Rating : 4.16/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Customer Satisfaction is Worthless, Customer Loyalty is Priceless written by Jeffrey H. Gitomer and published by Bard Press (TX). This book was released on 1998 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A nationally syndicated columnist and sales trainer shows how to convert "satisfied" customers into "loyal" customers. Includes real-world techniques, helpful checklists, inspiring stories, and thought-provoking self-tests.

Author : Marlon G. Sparks
Publisher : Trilogy Christian Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781647733841
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.47/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Hey Ref, You Stink!: Finding Your Worth in a Worthless World written by Marlon G. Sparks and published by Trilogy Christian Publishing. This book was released on 2020-09-25 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Marlon Sparks is known as a man with a passion and a contagious zest for life. He is a Pastor, Worship Leader, Singer/Songwriter, and an International Speaker having spoken in over 30 countries. His powerful message of encouragement and positive motivation has enabled him to speak to churches, sports teams, and various business groups. He is also known as a sports official both on the high school and college level.

Author : Greyson Masters
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781791867263
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.6X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Worthless Penny written by Greyson Masters and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-22 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A heartwarming reminder that some things are worth more than all the nickels, dimes, and quarters in the world.

Author : Kendra Cherry
Publisher : Captain Coloring Book
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 10 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book 5 Things to Do If You Are Feeling Worthless written by Kendra Cherry and published by Captain Coloring Book. This book was released on with total page 10 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Feeling worthless often involves a sense of hopelessness and insignificance. Such feelings are often a common symptom of depression, but can also arise due to things such as low self-esteem, neglect, abuse, trauma, or difficult situations that pose a threat to a person's sense of self.