Youre Worthless And You Know It

Author : Will Jorden
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781548642310
Total Pages : 88 pages
Book Rating : 4.12/5 ( download)

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Download or read book You're Worthless and You Know It written by Will Jorden and published by . This book was released on 2017-06-25 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally you'll be able to find acceptance in what a worthless person you are. You're Worthless And You Know It is a parody on the popular Self Help genera to become the world's first truly De-Motivational book. This satire will help you identify your personal worthlessness, learn acceptance, and ultimately how to live in harmony with your worthless self. Self-help books would have you imagine yourself as someone who's capable of limitless achievement. Sadly all that does is set you up for limitless disappointment when you fail to achieve anything because of how worthless you are. I want you to be happy as a worthless individual. You're Worthless And You Know It is a quick read and makes the perfect gift for all the worthless people in your life. Having said that it's small enough to leave under your ex's windshield wiper after you've superglued the door shut and slash the tires (not that I've ever done that or that you could prove it was me or that I'm condoning those specific actions). Author Will Jorden lays out such groundbreaking work because believe it or not he has a history of worthlessness. His writing is to the point, humorous, and informative. You'll hardly notice your self-esteem, confidence, and dignity dropping faster than your I.Q.

Author : Scott Dikkers
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740789414
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book You Are Worthless written by Scott Dikkers and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You Are Worthless is the self-help book from hell. This bracing blast of negativity takes aim at the impossibly cheerful "inspirational self-help" books flooding the market and hits the bullseye, with chapters such as "Your Good-for-Nothing Friends," "Your Miserable Job," and "Life: What's the Use". This hilarious parody collects hundreds of tidbits of painful reality such as "You're no good, you're not great-looking, and you're going to die someday and it's probably going to hurt." Who among us isn't sick to death of the gushy, new-agey inspirational books that blindly assert that everyone is worthy? We all know the truth, and this book is as refreshing as a slap to the face. Just some of the depressingly humorous nuggets of truth include: * You don't really have any outstanding qualities. It's safe to say you're pretty much just like everybody else. * The only reason your pet likes you is because you feed it. * As you get older, you are going to have less and less control over your bladder. * If you take a big risk and follow your dream, chances are you're going to fall flat on your face. You Are Worthless also features a section called "Hopeless Role Models from History," including Helen Keller ("I've had it"), and Abraham Lincoln ("The only thing I'm good at is losing").

Author : Will Jorden
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781548601928
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.26/5 ( download)

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Download or read book You're F#cking Worthless and You F#cking Know It written by Will Jorden and published by . This book was released on 2017-06-25 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning this Anti self-help book is the extremely EXPLICIT version of "You're Worthless And You Know It". If you can't handle harsh language then buy the clean version. With this book you'll finally be able to find acceptance in what a worthless person you are. "You're F#cking Worthless And You F#cking Know It" is a parody on the popular Self Help genera to become the world's first truly De-Motivational book. This satire will help you identify your personal worthlessness, learn acceptance, and ultimately how to live in harmony with your worthless self. Along the way you'll also be relentlessly insulted. Self-help books would have you imagine yourself as someone who's capable of limitless achievement. Sadly all that does is set you up for limitless disappointment when you fail to achieve anything because of how worthless you are. I want you to be happy as a worthless individual. You're Worthless And You Know It is a quick read and makes the perfect gift for all the worthless people in your life. Having said that it's small enough to leave under your ex's windshield wiper after you've superglued the door shut and slash the tires (not that I've ever done that or that you could prove it was me or that I'm condoning those specific actions). Author Will Jorden lays out such groundbreaking work because believe it or not he has a history of worthlessness. His writing is to the point, humorous, and informative. You'll hardly notice your self-esteem, confidence, and dignity dropping faster than your I.Q.

Author : Alison Rumfitt
Publisher : Tor Nightfire
ISBN 13 : 1250866243
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.40/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Tell Me I'm Worthless written by Alison Rumfitt and published by Tor Nightfire. This book was released on 2023-01-17 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alison Rumfitt’s Tell Me I’m Worthless is a dark, unflinching haunted house story that confronts both supernatural and real-world horrors through the lens of the modern-day trans experience. “A triumph of transgressive queer horror.” —Publishers Weekly, STARRED review “Easily one of the strongest horror debuts in recent memory.” —Booklist, STARRED review Three years ago, Alice spent one night in an abandoned house with her friends, Ila and Hannah. Since then, Alice’s life has spiraled. She lives a haunted existence, selling videos of herself for money, going to parties she hates, drinking herself to sleep. Memories of that night torment Alice, but when Ila asks her to return to the House, to go past the KEEP OUT sign and over the sick earth where teenagers dare each other to venture, Alice knows she must go. Together, Alice and Ila must face the horrors that happened there, must pull themselves apart from the inside out, put their differences aside, and try to rescue Hannah, whom the House has chosen to make its own. Cutting, disruptive, and darkly funny, Tell Me I’m Worthless is a vital work of trans fiction that examines the devastating effects of trauma and how fascism makes us destroy ourselves and each other. “Ambitious, brutal, and brilliant.” —Gretchen Felker-Martin, author of Manhunt Also by Alison Rumfitt: Brainwyrms At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Author : Anneli Rufus
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101616296
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.91/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Unworthy written by Anneli Rufus and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-05-15 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Self-loathing is a dark land studded with booby traps. Fumbling through its dark underbrush, we cannot see what our trouble actually is: that we are mistaken about ourselves. That we were told lies long ago that we, in love and loyalty and fear, believed. Will we believe ourselves to death?” —from Unworthy As someone who has struggled with low self-esteem her entire life, Anneli Rufus knows only too well how the world looks through the eyes of those who are not comfortable in their own skin. In Unworthy, Rufus boldly explores how a lack of faith in ourselves can turn us into our own worst enemies. Drawing on extensive research, enlightening interviews, and her own poignant experiences, Rufus considers the question: What personal, societal, biological, and historical factors coalesced to spark this secret epidemic, and what can be done to put a stop to it? She reveals the underlying sources of low self-esteem and leads us through strategies for positive change.

Author : Luna Tick Press
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781676963486
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.80/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Don't Let Anyone Tell You You're Worthless. Your Organs Are Expensive on the Black Market written by Luna Tick Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-18 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here's a funny lined perfect bound paperback notebook. This is an awesome gift for a coworker. Enjoy a good laugh at work. A simple, small, easy to carry journal with edge to edge lines on front and back of each page (108 lined pages). The perfect Secret Santa, gag gift, Christmas, Holiday, or project employee appreciation gift for any office environment. To see more Snarky Worker Press notebooks, click on Luna Tick Press Author page .

Author : Nancy Clarke
Publisher : Strategic Book Publishing & Rights Agency
ISBN 13 : 1948260816
Total Pages : 262 pages
Book Rating : 4.17/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Stormy Hill’s Tradition written by Nancy Clarke and published by Strategic Book Publishing & Rights Agency. This book was released on 2018-03-07 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At Stormy Hill, Ann Collins and her best friend, Ted, look forward to the birth of Lightning and Velvet’s foal. When a difficult delivery leaves the filly with a twisted hock, Ted blames himself. Though the vets assure him that is not the case, Ted takes on the training of Gamelan as his special project. But an accident puts the mare’s life in danger. Will Ted ever get a horse of his own to race? Meanwhile, Ann finds herself drawn in a different direction, one that threatens her bond with Ted. For the first time she and Ted are at odds with each other. Will the Stormy Hill tradition be broken? And where do their friends Jock and Vicki fit in this ongoing saga?

Author : Cheryl Strayed
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 0307949338
Total Pages : 370 pages
Book Rating : 4.32/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Tiny Beautiful Things written by Cheryl Strayed and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2012-07-10 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER • Soon to be a Hulu Original series • The internationally acclaimed author of Wild collects the best of The Rumpus's Dear Sugar advice columns plus never-before-published pieces. Rich with humor and insight—and absolute honesty—this "wise and compassionate" (New York Times Book Review) book is a balm for everything life throws our way. Life can be hard: your lover cheats on you; you lose a family member; you can’t pay the bills—and it can be great: you’ve had the hottest sex of your life; you get that plum job; you muster the courage to write your novel. Sugar—the once-anonymous online columnist at The Rumpus, now revealed as Cheryl Strayed, author of the bestselling memoir Wild—is the person thousands turn to for advice.

Author : Kristin N. Spencer
Publisher : Kristin N. Spencer
ISBN 13 : 1951040015
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.17/5 ( download)

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Download or read book You Aren't Worthless written by Kristin N. Spencer and published by Kristin N. Spencer. This book was released on 2019-09-01 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Embrace the Freedom Confidence Brings How would your life change if you suddenly felt confident about every aspect of your existence? Don’t wait to find out. Bestselling author, Kristin N. Spencer, wants to help you see the truth about who you are: a beloved child of God. Do you long to feel loved and cherished? Look no further. By employing the principles set forth in this transparent and practical book, you will finally understand and will be able to work past all of the obstacles that have kept you from living in the fulfilled freedom that godly confidence creates. Do you want to know if this book is for you? • Have you ever felt worthless? • Has anyone ever told you that you have low self-esteem? • Do you ever wish that you were someone else? • Are you curious about why God put you on Earth? • Have you ever felt like there has to be more to this life? • Has your lack of confidence ever stopped you from pursuing an opportunity you desperately wanted to take? Whether you have been labeled as having low self-esteem, or are exhausted from dealing with the pain of feeling unloved and unnoticed, You Aren’t Worthless will help you learn and embrace the truth that leads to real and lasting confidence. Make Your Brain Believe In order to understand God’s plan for you and how to be confident in who you are and the calling on your life, you will walk through chapters that teach you how to do the following: Learn the truth about your identity in Christ. Realize of the two most powerful lies Christians believe about themselves. Walk through a proven path to freedom from pride. Follow a guide to understanding God’s plan for humility. Learn how to embrace confidence concepts that are biblical while avoiding those that aren’t. Understand God’s love for you and why that matters. Overcome damaging parental expectations and relationships. Along with these empowering skills, you will also be able to go through a 30-day challenge at the end of the book that will help you turn every low-confidence moment into an opportunity for personal growth through a proven four-step process. Don’t delay your quest to unlock the truth to godly confidence. Order your copy of You Aren’t Worthless today.

Author : United States. Congress. House. Select Committee on Crime
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 390 pages
Book Rating : 4.4A/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Organized Crime; Techniques for Converting Worthless Securities Into Cash written by United States. Congress. House. Select Committee on Crime and published by . This book was released on 1972 with total page 390 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: