The Best Ever Book Of Orienteering Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478120360
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.63/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Orienteering Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-19 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Orienteering jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Orienteering Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Orienteering Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Orienteering joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Orienteering jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Orienteers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Orienteer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Orienteer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Orienteer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Orienteers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477609507
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.04/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Fireman Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Fireman jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Fireman Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Fireman Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Fireman joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Fireman jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Firemans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Fireman and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Fireman brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Fireman who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Firemans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477609521
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.20/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Farmer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Farmer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Farmer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Farmer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Farmer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Farmer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Farmers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Farmer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Farmer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Farmer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Farmers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478264545
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.43/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Blind Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-17 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Blind Person jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Blind Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Blind Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Blind Person joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Blind Person jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Blind Persons wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Blind Person and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Blind Person brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Blind Person who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Blind People laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477609514
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.12/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Fire Fighter Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Fire Fighter jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Fire Fighter Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Fire Fighter Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Fire Fighter joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Fire Fighter jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Fire Fighters wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Fire Fighter and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Fire Fighter brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Fire Fighter who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Fire Fighters laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478201014
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.10/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Fencing Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-17 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Fencing jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Fencing Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Fencing Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Fencing joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Fencing jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Fencers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Fencer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Fencer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Fencer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Fencers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478346241
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.48/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Orioles Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-31 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Orioles jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Orioles Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Orioles Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Orioles Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Orioles jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Orioles' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Orioles' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Orioles' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Orioles' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Orioles' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468124392
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.90/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Polish Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-22 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Polish, Italian, Irish, Polish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Polish jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Polish Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Polish Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Polish joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Polish jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Poles wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Pole and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Pole brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Pole who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Poles laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781469918969
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.6X/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Homosexual Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-01-13 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Homosexual jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Homosexual Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Homosexual Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Homosexual joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Homosexual jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Homosexuals wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Homosexual and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Homosexual brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Homosexual who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Homosexuals laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author : Stewart Lee
Publisher : Faber & Faber
ISBN 13 : 0571279856
Total Pages : 103 pages
Book Rating : 4.52/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Stewart Lee! The 'If You Prefer a Milder Comedian Please Ask For One' EP written by Stewart Lee and published by Faber & Faber. This book was released on 2012-01-03 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following his hugely acclaimed TV come-back Comedy Vehicle, Lee finds himself in search of ideas for a new Edinburgh show. On a long walk across London, he endures a coffee shop humiliation involving a loyalty card which suggests itself as a framing device. Later that month, thanks to Jeremy Clarkson's casual slur against Gordon Brown and the appearance of a well-meaning young comedian in an advert, a show is born. Featuring a transcript of the show fully annotated with footnotes, the If You Prefer A Milder Comedian EP confirms Stewart Lee as the most original, daring and brilliant comedian of his generation.